Episode 3
Naruto rushed toward the battle field eager to kill Kimmimaro and save his comrade. Back at the fight Shikamaru was having a difficult time trying to kill Kimmimaro. He had already broken the bone users neck three times but nothing he did seemed to work.
Shikamaru: Why can't I kill you with my Shadow Strangle attack!
Kimmimaro: For starters, my body cannot feel any pain, since I am fighting with my spirit rather than my flesh, and my bones are harder than steel you cant shatter them with your justu.
Shikamaru: How troublesome (in thoughts: Naruto you'd better hurry up, this guy is really becoming a pain.)
Unfortunately Shikamaru's shadow receded from lack of chakra and Kimmimaro could move again.
Kimmimaro: You put up a decent fight but trash is still trash.
Kimmimaro appeared behind Shikamaru, ready to decapitate him, Shikamaru winced at the thought of his death but was saved, by 2 people oddly familiar, Rocklee and Naruto. Rock Lee kicked Kimmimaro in the face and Naruto slammed his fist into his jaw to finish the combo assault. Kimmimaro quickly got back on his feet and stared at Naruto with utter disgust.
Kimmimaro: Tayuya is dead I presume?
Naruto: No I spared her.
Kimmimaro: Why is that?
Naruto: She isn't like you and she fought me with every bit of strength she had.
Kimmimaro: I see, but you haven't much chakra left how do you intend to defeat me, as you are now.
Naruto: Heh, I'll manage Kage Bushin No….
Lee: Leave it to me, Naruto-kun.
Shikamaru: Bushy Brow, where did you come from?
Lee: Tsunade-sama sent me to assist you; now that I was restored it was the least I could do to help.
Lee: Now my mission is to defeat him!
Kimmimaro(in thoughts: This one is stronger than those two, I'll focus on him since the shadow user hasn't any chakra left. But first I'll kill the orange one.
Immediately everyone turned their attention towards the barrel Sasuke had been in. And it began to shake until a evil, and foul chakra was released from it.
Naruto: Hey it's Sasuke.
Sasuke was standing with a wicked smile on his face, his left eye black with a yellow pupil in it and he was smiling widely at Naruto.
Naruto: What are you waiting for let's go!
Kimmimaro laughed
Kimmimaro: Fool! He wants the power Lord Orochimaru possesses not to be slowed down by you weaklings.
Naruto: What!
Sasuke finally started cackling to himself and opened his mouth to say something.
Sasuke: Why don't you come over here and make me.
Naruto: That's what she said!
Everyone just got quiet for a few seconds and they all started laughing wildly, even Kimmimaro chuckled a little bit.
Naruto: Hahaha okay seriously Sasuke let's go back.
Sasuke: No thanks.
Sasuke immediately left and a Naruto ran after him, Kimmimaro ran towards Naruto prepared to strike him until Shikamaru caught him with his shadow.
Kimmimaro: Filth. So you want to die sooner?
Rocklee then hit Kimmimaro with his leaf hurricane and sent him flying back a few feet.
Kimmimaro: I'll deal with you then.
Rock Lee: Heh, Come on! Let our Youth explode!
Shikamaru: That's just plain corny.
Lee squared off against Kimmimaro sending a fist right towards his opponents faces however Kimmimaro simply ignores the fist and replies to Lee's attack with a kick to the jaw sending Lee upward in the air. Meanwhile Tayuya was thinking about what Naruto said to her and he was right. Orochimaru was never trustworthy and on top of that she failed her mission she couldn't kill Naruto, and Kimmimaro would have a field day when she got back, she had no where to go.
But she decided to at least payback Kimmimaro for what she had been through during the short time she had known him, so she decided to chase after Naruto.
Lee twireled and then returned with a kick of his own and his attack was blocked by Kimmimaro. Lee decided it would be best to speed up so he decided to charge Kimmimaro at full speed.
Kimmimaro: My, My I do believe I've been underestimated.
Lee: No, not at all.
Lee appeared right in front of him and proceeded to deliver several punches to Kimmimaro's torso and kicked him gut.
Shikamaru: Lee, we won't be able to kill him, he hardly feels any pain.
Lee: Don't be so sure!
Lee appeared behind Kimmimaro and punched his back 5 times; this seemed to work because Kimmimaro winced slightly.
Shikamaru: I get it; with every few minutes he starts to lose chakra and his body becomes weaker!
Lee: Precisely! Ugh!
Lee winced in pain and fell to his knees, I need my medicine! Can I have just 5 seconds please?
Kimmimaro stood there and waited for Lee, to use it.
Lee immediately plopped on the ground, and started snoozing.
Kimmimaro: Is this a joke?
Shikamaru: Sadly, no, *sigh* this is so troublesome.
Kimmimaro: Enough of this.
Kimmimaro tries to stab Lee, but misses when Lee turns over, he tries again and they repeat this process for 20 minutes while Shikamaru watches with his mouth shot wide open.
Shikamaru: How on Earth is such a thing possible, he's fighting him in his sleep.
Before he knew it, Tayuya arrived, and Shikamaru looked a tiny bit surprised by this but quickly regained his bored looked.
Shikamaru: *sigh* that idiot was supposed to of killed you or something like that.
Tayuya: Fuck you too, Pineapple shit!
Shikamaru: So anyway, you here to help us?
Tayuya: Yeah, so move you stinkin ass to the side and let a real ninja fight.
Shikamaru observed the girl and she wasn't in much better shape than him, her cloves were matted with dirt, she had a bruise on her cheek, and looked pretty damn tired.
Shikamaru: What do you plan on doing?
Tayuya: Burning his ass alive.
Shikamaru raised an eye brow at hr comment.
Tayuya: Kimmimaro is one tough Mother Fucker, shit he's the toughest Son of Bitch on the Sound 5, but he has disease slowly killing him, and Ive noticed when ever he uses chakra his life span shortens by a few minutes, by now he has about an hour to live, and I wanna speed that up by kickin the shit outta him.
Tayuya made some quick hand seals and recognized realized she was planning on using a fire release.
Shikamaru: So you have an affinity for Fire Release.
Tayuya: And Earth
Tayuya smiled confidently as she finished her hand seals, but her mind was slightly clouded with worry as to where she was gonna go.
Tayuya: Katon Ninpo: Hibari!
Shikamaru: Wait what about Lee!
Tayuya: Too late!
She spat out three fire jets and they flew towards Kimmimaro and create a small explosion.
Kimmimaro: Tayuya! You betray Lord Orochimaru?
Tayuya: Hell yeah, fuck that pedophile, fuck you, and fuck those faggots at Oto !
Kimmimaro: You will pay dearly for…..
Tayuya: Pipe down ya hick!
Lee came out of the cloud of smoke unharmed and drunk off his ass.
Tayuya: He isn't even burned?
Lee: Who are you ginger haired woman? Why are you hear? You are kind of cute! Who the hell is the dude with the bone in his hand?
Shikamaru: Yep, he's drunk; Lee would never talk to anyone with such lack of disrespect.
Tayuya: Hey faggot brows, kick his ass already!
Lee: Hey! My eyebrows are….
Tayuya: Fight, you fucking piece of vaginal shit!
Lee: Yes ma'am!
Lee charged at Kimmimaro with unreal speed, Tayuya's eyes widened in complete disbelief, and Shikamaru *sigh* "And just when I thought he couldn't move any faster" Out of No Where Lee just starts beating the SHIT out of Kimmimaro, Lee comes at him with an insane amount of punches, and they all connected with the latter's face. Basically the fight continued with Kimmimaro trying to guess Lee's moves, and failing miserably until he gets pissed and unleashes his Curse Mark! Lee charges but is over powered when a massive amount of bones pop out of Kimmimaro's torso and hit him. Lee managed to avoid having fatal injuries but was still hurt badly. And worst off all, he had sobered up.
Tayuya: Shit, no where fucked!
Shikamaru: T-This is bad.
Tayuya: No Fucking Shit pineapple head!
Kimmimaro: You did good, but you're a threat to the mission, so you must die.
Lee: So this is it.
Out of no where a gust of wind blows Kimmimaro away, he tries to get back on his feet but is crushed by a hand made of sand.
Lee: SAND!
Shikamaru: WIND!
Tayuya: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Temari: Long time no see, Shikamaru.
Gaara: We are the sand ninja ally of the leaf.
Kimmimaro's eye widen at the arrival of the sand siblings, said to be the strongest genin who competed at the chunin exams that were held this year.
Shikamaru: Heh, haven't seen you since the tournament that was held a few months ago.(See NUN3 for details)
Gaara: I owe Naruto Uzumaki my life, he showed me the errors of my ways and now I'm stronger than ever.
Shikamaru: I hope so.
Tayuya: Sabaku no Gaara, that kid is definitely the shit, Orochimaru, always talked about how we should avoid fighting that kid. Now I get to see first hand his amazing powers at work, heh should be interesting.
Temari: Your not gonna say hello, to an old friend Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: What I do?
Shikamaru looked completely mortified, and annoyed, Tayuya couldn't understand why since he talked to Kimmimaro, like he was having a normal conversation, even though he was supposed to kill him.
Temari: That's it! When we get back to your village, YOU'RE taking me out to dinner.
Shikamaru: Were dating now?
Temari gave him a look that said "comply or die!" and he sighed in utter defeat, with Tayuya laughing hysterically in the background.
Gaara: If I may cut in, we should focus on the task at hand.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Tayuya: So you stay tuned, ya bunch of Fuckwits cuz I know where you shit heads live!