Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto for if I did it would have a smart Naru-Chan!

Warning: YAOI AHEAD! You know as in Boy/Boy Love. Also there will be language, violence, and of course lemons.

Pairings: Kakashi/Naruto, and then the others are upon request.

Do comment and send messages on what you think needs to be improved. Whether or not I continue this story depends on the comments and all. ^.^

Chapter Three

Naruto's Mind Scape

"No means NO! Damnit Ryuu, how many times do I have to tell you?" One demon lord bellowed as he made his way to where Naruto was waiting. 'They remind of Kakashi and Gai...except Kyu doesn't ignore Ryuu.' "But Kyuuuuuu..." A growl cut Ryuu off as Kyu glared back at him over his shoulder. "There is no way in hell I am going to do THAT!" Naruto cocked his brow in curiosity as the two red heads walked in. "Anything I want to know about?" Kyu stiffened a bit before smiling nervously at Naruto and saying, "Nothing Naru-Chan, it has already been taken care off." Ryuu looked at Kyu questionably before he looked at Naruto and looked like he was about to answer him when Kyu's hand shot up over his mouth. "Naru-Chan, shouldn't you be getting to your lovely D-Ranks right about now." Looking at the ceiling Naruto groaned, "Troublesome things, I swear I shall ban them and spandex!"

Real World

Getting up off the floor, Naruto stretched his arms and legs before heading into the kitchen. 'Hmm...what should I eat? Oh, I know how about POCKY STICKS!' Reaching into the cabinet, he took out three boxes of pocky sticks and headed out the door. 'Now, judging by the sun's placement in the sky it is only...5:00 am. Seems I can get training in before meeting up with my team.' Nibbling at one of the sticks Naruto began leisurely strolling towards the hokage tower.

Jumping onto the window behind the hokage Naruto placed a finger against his lips while looking at the anbu, who were startled that a mere genin was aware of their presence. "Oji-san, you really need to stop reading those books. If I was an assassin...you would be dead." Naruto deadpanned while Sarutobi nearly jumped out of his skin as he quickly shut 'Make Out Paradise' and turned to look at who had come in. "Ah Naruto, nice that you could come." Naruto could see a slight twitch on the old man's brow as he continued, "Would you like to explain to me why you are in my office this early in the morning?"

Rubbing the back of his head sheepishly, Naruto looked at the old man and asked quietly, "Can I borrow Training Grounds 44?" The anbu were staring at Naruto like be was nut while the hokage fell out of his chair. "Naruto, why would you want to use that particular training ground?" This time it was Naruto who was twitching as he said, "Because a particular mission is coming up today and I seriously don't want to be the one to tell the Daimyo's wife that I killed her cat..." Having just got off the ground, Sarutobi nodded his head and waved, "Fine fine, you have my permission to use Training Ground 44...but watch out for Anko." A sadistic grin that would have made both the Snake Mistress and Ibiki proud spread across the boy's lips as he shunshined out of the office.

Shuddering slightly Sarutobi turned back to his desk only to see Boar standing in front of him, mask off. "Hokage-sama, I can tell that Uzumaki is gifted but the Forest is too much." Cocking his brow up a bit Sarutobi asked the anbu, "Oh, you have something better in mind Tenzo?" Looking at the ground Tenzo whispered quietly, "W-well I could keep watch over him like I used to with Kakashi-sempai..." Giving Tenzo a shoo shoo wave of his hand Sarutobi said, "You have my permission to make yourself know to Naruto without your mask Tenzo." A smile graced the Anbu's lips as he bowed his head, "Hai Hokage-sama."

In front of the entrance in the Forest of Death, Naruto took a deep breath before getting ready to go in only to be stopped by someone calling out to him. "Naruto!" Blinking a few times, Naruto turned to find one Tenzo Yamato standing behind him. Putting up the act of his twelve year old self Naruto cocked his head to the side and asked, "Ano...who are you?" Yamato face faulted before saying with anime tear streaming down his face, "Naruto, how could you forget your own sensei?" Eyes going wide Naruto looked at Yamato and asked, "Wait, you are the Tenzo from my time?" Nodding, Tenzo sighed and said, "Okay, now that we have that established, I wouldn't mind knowing why I am back in my twenty year old body..." Shaking his head Naruto leaned against the fence and put his hand over his face and began mumbling to himself, "It shouldn't have transported anyone else...most human bodies can't take what mine can."

Finally Naruto let his hand slide down and he looked at Yamato, "Was it only you who got transported to this timeline?" Shaking his head Yamato looked at the blond, "I only know of four from Konohagakure, the rest we will have to wait for the story to play out for the cast has already been set." Sweat dropping Naruto sighed, "You really need to stop watching all those drama and also stop playing Clue." A look of horror crossed Yamato face as he stepped back like he had just been struck. "There is no way I am going to stop watching my prec-" Naruto had tuned Yamato out for he knew that the Mokuton user would be ranting for a good ten minutes. "Naruto, are you listening?" Grinning, the boy nodded his head and said, "Yes yes Yamato-sensei, now lets go and get training done before I have to meet up with 'Kashi-kun, Sasuke, and Sakura." Sighing, Yamato followed silently behind the boy as they headed into the forest of death. "Mokuton: Ikkyou." A wood spike shot from Naruto's arm and drove it's way into the center of a tiger's chest as Yamato and himself conversed.

"Now Naruto, you already know that you should be telling them that you are alive." Yamato pressed as Naruto shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Your right, I should be telling them but-" He was cut off as Yamato snapped, "Naruto, no buts!" Sighing Naruto put his hands up in mock surrender for there was a kunai against his throat. The only thing was that the kunai didn't belong to neither of them. "Ah, so you finally make your appearance Anko-san. Hey Yamato-sensei, I win the bet!" With anime tears streaming down his cheeks Yamato groaned, "Yeah yeah, now hurry up and free yourself." Anko looked at Yamato in disbelief before asking, "Tenzo, you don't actually believe I will let a genin slip out of my clutches do you?" Naruto leaned his head back and grinned up at her before saying, "Boss says if you need help in T and I then give him a call." A classic eye-smile and the a slight wave of his hand the clone said, "Bye bye." With that he turned into smoke.

"What the-" Anko was cut off as she felt cold steel touch her nape. "Now who has got who dear little Anko." Naruto hissed behind the woman. As the smoke cleared Yamato and Anko both gawked at the scythe that was being held in Naruto's hands. "You likey, I bought it off Keera-ojisan." Taking the blade away from Anko's nape Naruto grinned, though you really could tell since the bandages were hiding the bottom half of his face. "Lets not point sharp objects at each other, I really don't want one of my precious people hurt. Oh, look at the time. I seem to have an adorable kitty from hell to chase...Ja ne." He then shunshined away leaving Anko looking at Tenzo questionably. Shrugging his shoulders, the anbu waved and shunshined away as well not wanting to miss the future's youngest hokage...Tora chasing!

At the bridge, a very annoyed Haruno Sakura was waiting for both her teammates to arrive. 'What the hell was wrong with my younger self? I have zero to no chakra and my stamina is zilch.' Just then Sasuke walked up and Sakura smiled, "Ohayo Sasuke." Sasuke was a bit confused since Sakura hadn't used -kun, but didn't stop him from answering with his usual, "Hn." Usually Sakura started to bug the raven, but instead she and her Inner Sakura were fuming. 'We actually liked that bastard? What the hell were we thinking?' Inner Sakura yelled as regular Sakura began muttering quietly to herself about how stupid she used to be. Just then two familiar chakra signatures caught her attention. In a cloud of smoke, Kakashi entered the picture with an eye-smile, "Yo." Sakura wanted to cry but that wasn't nearly as bad as when a pillar of fire appeared behind Kakashi. Her eyes went wide as Inner Sakura shouted, 'I thing Naruto used 'that' jutsu!' Nodding her head mentally, she began to think, 'Yes, that would explain Yamato-sensei, him, and myself.'

Stepping out of the flames, Naruto was a bit surprised to see Sakura wasn't fawning all over Sasuke. Sasuke sitting on the railing of the bridge wasn't to unfamiliar and Kakashi...wait KAKASHI? Looking at the cyclops with wide-eyes, he walked over and slapped his sensei, who grabbed his cheek and said, "Ow! What the hell was that for Naruto?" Rubbing the back of his head he said sheepishly, "Well you see...YOU AREN'T LATE!" Kakashi blinked a few times before he realized what his student was saying, "Oh, I take it you thought I would be three hours late to everything. Gomen, I am only late to things that I think is unimportant." This made Sakura take a step back from the man, making him wonder why she had retreated. Suddenly he felt a KI that was off the charts right behind him. Turning, he saw that a shadow had cover Naruto's eyes and the boy was muttering incoherent things to himself. "Kolkolkolkol...so 'that' day was unimportant to you. I see, now it is about time that I make you pay even if you don't remember it." Naruto continued muttering these words over and over until Kakashi interrupted him, "Ano...Naruto, are you alrig-" He was cut off by a chakra enhanced fist slamming into the side of his face.

In the hokage's office, Asuma's team had just finished a mission and was getting a new one when Kakashi came through the wall and land in front of them. Walking over to the silver-haired Jounin, Asuma bent down and poked him before looking at his father and saying, "Hokage-sama...I think he's de-" He was cut off by the blood thirsty aura that was located in the window of the hokage's office. Shikamaru sweatdropped and thought, 'The silver-haired baka did something to piss Nar- Wait NARUTO! He's alive and here in this time?' As if to answer the shadow user's question, Naruto stepped into the Hokage's office and walked over to Kakashi. The rest of squad seven had just entered through the door. Hoisting Kakashi up into the air by his collar Naruto growled at the man, "Unimportant huh..." Using another chakra enhanced fist he sent the poor soul all the way to the eastern gate, which knocked the entire gate down. As the crash was heard in the distance, Naruto turned to the hokage and said in a cheerful voice, "Okay, squad seven here to request a D-Rank mission." Inside Naruto was fuming though, 'That will teach that bastard not to be late to a first date...'

Everyone in the room face faulted at the kid's change in moods. Sandaime was in a complete stupor state at how much like his old student the boy was. Asuma had dropped his cigarette on the ground and was trying to figure out why Naruto had just done that. Sasuke was busy seething in rage over how he needed the power that Naruto possessed. Ino had stopped jumping on Sasuke long enough to gape at Naruto. Chouji's chip bag had fallen on the ground. While Sakura and Shikamaru were sweat dropping as they thought at the same time, 'He's still holding a grudge...' After they had all snapped out of their state of shock, Asuma and Chouji could be found on the ground crying over their lost items, Ino was back to fawning all over Sasuke while he ran away, Shikamaru and Sakura were talking, and Sandaime was grabbing for a mission. Just then the door slammed open and one pissed off Hatake Kakashi walked. "NARUTO, WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL ALL THAT WAS FOR?" Growling, Naruto cracked his knuckles and said, "An example of what I will do if you are ever late again...also you are a pervert." To slice the tension that was in the air Sandaime announced, "Squad seven, your assignment is capturing Tora."

"Cherry Blossom, in position."

"Duck butt, in position."

"*snore*"

"Naruto, are you ready?"

"*snore*"

"NARUTO!"

"Yawn. What? Oh, Fox is here."

"Commence with plan A."

In one of the trees Naruto looked up at the sky and thought, 'Damn, I slept through the instructions for the plans...Oh well, I guess I can watch as they called to death this time.' Watching as Sakura approached the large feline cautiously, Naruto noticed that there was a tattoo of a black dragon on her arm. 'No way! I gave that to future Sakura when she became a part of my Anbu...THATS MY SAKURA!' Just then Sasuke grabbed Tora, who began scratching at the boy's eyes while Sakura watched. Jumping down, Naruto walked over and said in his harmonious vocals, "Tora, come over here and sleep." The cat instantly darted to Naruto's arms and laid down. Naruto and Sakura both blinked at the cat before Kakashi stepped out and said what everyone was thinking, "NO WAY!" Naruto shrugged his shoulders before saying, "Oh well, we have Tora now lets get going." They all began walking towards the Hokage's tower, getting stares of disbelief from many ninja.

Inside the hokage tower, Sarutobi and Iruka were staring at Naruto in disbelief. "So you are telling me that you merely called her name and she ran to you..." The Sandaime was pinching the bridge of his nose as Naruto nodded his head and stroked Tora's fur. "Hizuren-san, I would like to get your permission to give the boy the summoning contract for the Hell Cats." Everyone looked at Tora as she spoke and then Kakashi asked, "Hell Cats...you mean like the Nibi?" Tora blinked before turning to the cyclops, "You know Nee-chan?" Sarutobi pinched the bridge of his nose again before sighing, "Yes, Naruto can sign your contract...though he needs to get permission from someone else first." Naruto nodded his head before asking Kyu, 'Kyu, can I sign the hell cats' contract?' Kyu thought about it for a second before shrugging his shoulders and saying, "I let you keep those annoying amphibians didn't I?" Naruto nodded his head before looking at Sarutobi and saying, "It's fine. Tora-sama, are you fine with me having another summons?" Tora nodded her head and Naruto eye-smiled before biting his thumb and signing the large, blank scroll.

Grinning, Tora transformed into a woman with thigh length, snowy white locks, D-cup sized breast, porcelain colored skin. Her body was clothed in a tattered yet beautiful blue dress, gloves that went a little above her elbows, and then a blind fold to cover her eyes. Grinning angelically, Tora turned to Naruto and said, "Naruto, I am the boss of this contract while my Nibi-neechan is sealed. You can call me Tora-neechan since I have always wanted a little brother!" She then walked over, pulled the bandages down, and rubbed Naruto's whisker marks. A purring sound could be heard before Naruto was pulled into a hug while Tora scream, "KAWAII! He purrs! Damn, I have to go but you can call on me anytime." There was a glint in everyone's eyes as they stared at Naruto's whisker marks. "Oh hell no!" Naruto shouted just as they all attack. Kakashi had scooped the boy up first and was rubbing the boy's whisker marks. A light blush had spread across Naruto's cheeks which only Sakura understood. "Heheh, this is so fun! He reminds me of a kitten!"

AND! STOP! That's a wrap. Heheheh, isn't Naru-chan so cute? Well first I would like to thank everyone who commented on the story. Now I will answer a few questions.

kitoriko : Yep, Naruto is the uke in the relationship ^^

Now, there will be other pairing. I will do male/male, female/female, and male/female. Just comment or message me about a pairing you might want to see and I will try to make it happen. So far we have...

Kakashi Hatake/Naruto Uzumaki

-sweatdrop- umm...thats it...