Pure Insanity A Story

by TheRoastedChicken

It's a completely random story, as the title suggests. Rated for sheer craziness, character death, and rather unusual themes.

3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3:

"Tails, man, LIFT ME OUTTA HERE!" Sonic screamed, as he watched Tails, busy getting his backside onto his head.

Sonic kept running.

"CREAM!!!!" He gonked out as he saw her. Disco-dancing in her underwear.

With Cheese throwing Corn over her like confetti.

Sonic was tiring of sprinting away from Amy.

Amy was getting closer.

No, wait!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Sonic fell off a cliff.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Amy fell too, dying on a big sharp pointy pole sticking out of the ground.

Sonic screamed. A tidal wave of Amy's blood was coming to drown him. He'd rather drown in chunder.