The Adventures of Avatar Kristina

by luna-lovegood91

Aang and Korra are gone, and a NEW Avatar is emerging to bead dip...heads. Based on an inside joke between me and a friend. NOT GOOD WRITING, NOT MEANT TO BE! Rated M for language.

3. It's Jecovah!

Avatar Kristina-ch 3

Guys, this is becoming a legitimate thing. I hope you all realize that.

So like, a few days later we were riding around on Jesus and we got really fucking hungry again. So we saw this small ass town and decided '"What the hell? Maybe they'll have a Taco Bell!"

So we landed and went walking around and stuff and there WAS a Taco Bell, so we got all excited like "YEAH TACOS!" So we ate them and started walking around cuz we were bored and sick of Jesus.

We found this park thing and sat down contemplating our existence when the bush behind us rustled and we were like "OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

And A PLATYPUS BEAR CAME WALTZING OUT LIKE HAI GUISE.

Alice flipped her shit and asked if we could keep him and I said yeah cuz I had Jesus.

So Alice got all giddy and got the thing to follow us. When he saw Jesus he roared and curled up in a ball. Alice said it was his way of saying "Kay I'm in" but I still think he was fucking pissed as shit.

Alice named him Jecovah and welp, now we have a platypus bear to carry around with us.