(A/N: Hehehe, sorry kinda forgot the disclaimer, OH THE HORROR! Meh, anyways here it is…)

Disclaimer: (placing hand over heart) I SnowyAngel1217/Yuki/KagomeIceKitsune, etc.- Do not own InuYasha or OHSHC, because if I did I would spend all my money to be a full blown 12-year-old Otaku!

Chapter 3

(Recap)

"So, Haruhi -" Kagome started "- how have you been doing? Join any clubs? Make friends? Please, you HAVE to tell me everything dearest cousin – and I mean EVERYTHING cuz' we got a LOT of catching up to do…"

"Well…. Um I kind of joined a host club and made friends with: 2 martial art experts; a money addict; a pair of mischievous – yet misunderstood twins and a complete blond idiot" Haruhi said ticking of on her fingers as she went along.

And of course, throughout this mini speech Kagome's eyes were rapidly widening in horror at the thought of her poor cousin – if not sister being in a host club.

"Ok… so you're in a host club with a bunch of lovable, I presume, idiots" Haruhi nodded and opened her mouth to speak once more.

"And I kind of owe 8 million yen for breaking a vase… hehehe" she finished of with a nervous and sheepish giggle.

"WHAT!" was the enraged cry of the miko-demon hybrid.

(End recap)

3rd Person P.O.V

Kagome was breathing heavily at the end of her outlet of fury. Meekly, Haruhi was hiding in the corner of her small room – shivering in slight fear of her cousin's outburst. The miko-demon hybrid inhaled deeply and exhaled shakily, soon putting up front of an innocent face adorned with a sugarcoated smile. Despite the smile, Haruhi could practically see the Oni-Mask floating behind Kagome (in a mirage of purple smoke) – showing her that the smile was that of death.

"Haruhi-chaaaaan," she said, drawing out and extending the suffix in her cousin's name. Haruhi gulped.

"You simply must show me to this dear host club of yours…"

The poor brunette could only see the Oni-mask getting bigger as Kagome leaned forward slowly.

"I should join you, right? Imouto." Kagome enquired. That snapped Haruhi out of her stupor.

"NO! You can't! It's my problem- not yours!" Haruhi exclaimed. This carried on for another few minutes. Soon enough there was a winner to this mini-feud.

Kagome.

Haruhi sighed in defeat. It was decided that she would cross-dress as a boy binding her D-cup (A/N: Too big?) chest and act like one too.

The chocolate doe-eyed girl could only imagine the adventures to come…

Time Skip

"Kagome! Wake up, we're going to be late!"

The midnight haired girl groaned and rolled over.

"Quick or else The Host club will pick me up!"

That arose the miko from her deep slumber, releasing a loud roar of:

"HELL NO!"

Kagome then threw on her clothes seized Haruhi by the wrist, grabbed a piece of toast and rushed out the door – but not before hollering,

"Bye Uncle Ryoji! LOVE YOU!"

as she rushed out the door. Of course he shouted back about how it's 'Aunt Ranka'.

Time Skip

Soon they arrived at Ouran , hearing the whispers of the students.

'Oh My Gosh, it's Haruhi-kun!'

'Yeah, but whose that hunk with him? D'you think he could be a member of the host club?'

'OMG! Look at his eyes and hair they're GORGEOUS!'

'Ugh. It's one of those guys – the 'hot' ones…'

Haruhi sighed as Kagome internally scowled. The hybrid silently let out a puff of air as she thought to herself:

'Damn yellow, banana buffalos and arrogant rich kids…'

They both jumped hearing a cry in the distance.

"Haruhi!"

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