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Key: *CN313* *Character* *guest*
Chapter 3: Rogue Ninjas and Loopholes
CN313: Hi guys, and welcome back to Dares and Such, starring ME, the casts from FMA and Death Note, and my dear friend (and dear co-host!)... rogue-ninja24.7!
Rogue: Move, Katniss, mo-...W...T...F? Chibi?
CN313: HI! 3 ^_^
Rogue:Chibi! Why are you here and what have you done with my friend? Wait...Wait...
CN313: Yessss?
Rogue: Chibi... Am I in a room... Full of people... From... Animes?
CN313: SQUEE!
Rogue: Chibi... Send me back. To the Hunger Games. NOW.
CN313: Or what?
Rogue: Or else I will announce to the poor, innocent readers who was in your harem, and all the details of that one dream you had!
CN313: Egads! You wouldn't!
Rogue: *raises eyebrow
CN313: Yeah, you probably would...
Ed: Um, sorry to interrupt, but... WHO THE HELL IS SHE AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE IS THE HUNGER GAMES?
CN313: *holds Ed in mother-like position, strokes hair* Shh, it's okay... That is my dear tsundere friend... And needn't you worry about this now... Shh...
Ed: I HATE YOU!
CN313: And yet you still owe me 61 hugs...
Rogue: CHIBI! SEND ME BACK TO THE GOD-DAMNED HUNGER GAMES!
CN313: Yeah, ok
Rogue: OK, IN HER HAREM WAS- Wait, what? Seriously?
CN313: Yeah... As soon as you're done co-hosting...
Rogue: DAMN YOU LOGIC!
L: Hm... And I was so wondering who was in your harem, Ehron...
CN313: *nosebleed
Rogue: …What is it with the nosebleeds...
Light: I know... Rogue, was it?
Rogue: Back off, I have Gale!
CN313: Psst, Rogue! They have no idea about stuff from our world! CHILL!
Winry: Huh? Our wor- Huh?
CN313: Nevermind that! On with today's dares, from red! Thanks for the review!
Everyone including Ed: Call Ed "Shorty idiot"
Ed: Wow, I can tell people really like me around here...
Roy: Don't we already call you that?...Shorty idiot?
Winry: Heheh... Want some milk...Shorty idiot?
Ed: AW SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Roy: You wish!
CN313: Aw, you're angry face ^3^! Here, maybe this...
Ed: Beat up Roy's smug ass
Ed: FINALLY!
Roy: *snaps fingers
Ed(from aftermath of explosion): DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!
Rogue: Temper, temper...
CN313: kekeke... GIMME HUG ^3^!
Ed: Oh gee, what timing (bitch)! *hesitantly side-steps toward Chibi, arms shake, but manage to wrap around her shoulders*
CN313: *having mini heart-attack
Ed: *blushing* H-how long do I have to do this?
CN313: *grins widely
Ed:...Uh...
Rogue: You'll have to stand there awhile... She's not on Earth anymore.
CN313: *squeezes Ed (cue cat-face)* I LOVE YOU ED!
Rogue: She's back...
Ed: BACK OFF!
CN313: That...was...awesome... AND I STILL HAVE 60 OF THOSE LEFT!
Ed: DAMMIIITTT!
Rogue: While they go back and forth, here's the next dare.
L: You get 50 strawberry cakes
L: Thanks, but does my fanbase realize I eat more than just sweets?
Rogue: Probably not. Wow, that was a really exciting dare... *(says dripping with sarcasm) NEXT!
Light: Kiss Misa for 1 whole minute
Misa: YAY!
Light: Okay whatever... *kisses
CN313: *recovers* THE TIMER HAS... STARTED!
Rogue: Nice recovery. So, how was it being hugged by someone so short?
CN313: Hey, he's taller than I am... I think... OK YOU'RE DONE~!
Misa: Aww...
Al: Random, but do 5 back flips and yell 'I'M A CRAZY CAT LOVER!'
Al: *does dare
CN313: I'm kind of impressed, you did the dare with no complaints...
Al: I love my brother, but please don't put me on the same boat as him -_-"
Rogue: I hate anime, but even I have to admit how entertaining this is...
CN313: SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
Rogue: ...nipplescrotums? Isn't that what you said?
CN313: ...yes...
Roy: Do something that is "fun" to you
Riza: Stop worrying about what he might do and have fun
Roy: *rips off shirt and whips out like, 7 bottles of liquor
Riza: *sighs, has a sip
CN313: Well... Now's a good a time as any to pack up shop, I guess. Keep up the dares and reviews, thank you all so much! I'm really having fun with this!
Ed: *hugs Chibi*
CN313: *blushes*
Ed: ONLY 59 MORE!
Rogue: Can I go back now?
*cue magic portal*
CN313: MAGIC JUST GOT REAL!
Riza: ...huh?