Alice POV

Alice POV

I had just finished off a deer, when I got a vision of a very angry Bella yelling at a very embarrassed Mike. Ohhhhh, this is gold! I pulled out my cell phone and called Jasper as fast as I can.

"Jazz, sweetheart, can you make sure your in Bella's Biology class today with a Video Camera?" I asked in my "I-gotta-plan voice"

"Sure, what's going to happen Alice?" "Oh, no Jazzy pants, you just have to be there. Make sure you're there 10 minutes before the bell rings, which should be in about half an hour, with the Camera on, and pointed at Mike and Bella the ENTIRE time, from where he first talks to her to the end, got it."

"but-"

"Just. Do. It. Thank you, bye I love you." I said and heard a love you too before I closed it. I caught 1 more deer, and a cougar. I didn't know they had cougar up here…

When I got home I made sure I blocked my thoughts. The only ones who knew I had a vision was Carlise and Emmett because they were hunting also, and Jasper because I had asked him to go into the class. I blocked my thoughts because I didn't want Edward to see the vision. This was going to be good! Almost to good. Oh crap! Another vision.

"Roses? Why would he send me roses Edward?" Bella asked,

"Because love, he thinks you'll leave me for him because he's soooo romantic" Edward answered making sure it sounded like the most obvious thing in the world, and the part about him being romantic was just dripping with sarcasm. Bella snorted at leaving Edward, ESPECIALLY for Mike.

Bella tilted her head up and kissed his jaw, "That would never happen, I could never EVER leave you, plus he is a vile hormone driven teenager, who I think even Jessica has stopped drooling over." Edward smiled his crooked smile and kissed Bella.

Edward laughed seeing the whole vision. I quickly closed my thoughts making sure he didn't see the other one.

"Al-lice" Edward whined over emphasizing every syllable in my name,

"Yes, my dear brother?" I asked in fake innocents, knowing full well I know what I'm doing.

"Why are you blocking your thoughts? No, never mind. If you are going to keep blocking your thoughts, please stop with Barney song" He pleaded knowing that I would never stop, even if he did beg.

"Eddie, I think it's time you go see Bella, she's waiting" I smirked not stopping with the song.

"Fine, but I'll figure it out." He "threatened" "Oh please Eddie. You'll find out soon enough." And with that he was off and on his way to- or most likely already at Bella's house, singing her to sleep.

--Later (Jasper comes home from the incident)--

I couldn't wait I bouncing with excitement! I called Edward home from Bella's to make sure he saw this. Now, My love would be walking through the door in 3..2..1..

"Hey sweetheart, that was the funniest thing ever! Who knew she had such a temper, poor Mike" I ran over jumped into his arms and kissed him REALLY hard. But we're vampires, so HA!

"I know, come on lets show the family. GUYS!" I yelled even though they could hear even if I was talking normally. "Every one down stairs in 5! I've got something to show you." We ran down stairs and everyone sat around the tv.

"Edward relax, this is good, WAY good" Jasper reassured, feeling Edwards uneasiness.

I pressed play on the camera, and everyone was transfixed on the screen. By the end Emmett was laughing his a- butt off, a Rosalie was right along with him, Jasper was rolling on the floor trying to stop laughing, Esme was covering her mouth. Edward couldn't breathe from laughing so hard, and Carlise, well I think he was worse than Emmett… scary.

"Bella… Angry…HILARIOUS!!" came from Rosalie.

"You go girl!" came from Emmett

Edward still couldn't talk, and I just smirked, Edward im not done with this, and make sure Bella is prepared for her ambush of roses from Mikey, 'kay. I thought to Edward he had finally sobered up and nodded. I took the video and headed to the computer making some adjustments. This is going to be SWEET!

-The next day-

Bella POV

I opened my eyes and saw my love sitting in the chair,

"Good Morning my beautiful Vampire." I woke up all the way with a start because it was Saturday.

"Morning love-" My Greek God was interrupted by the phone. I looked at the door, sighed and waited for it to stop, then turned back to Edward who was looking at me curiously.

"I don't want to talk to anyone today." I explained, I was about to kiss Edward but then I remembered morning breath I pulled away, he looked hurt, aw, he is so cute. "Sorry, human minute," I said sliding off my bed grabbing my stuff and heading toward the bathroom. Of course me being me, I tripped and Edward being Edward caught me and carried me to the bathroom, I kissed him on the cheek.

"What do you want to eat?" He asked, "Pancakes." I said realizing I was kind of hungry, he went down stairs and I took my human minute. When I was done I went down stairs to fine a full breakfast sitting on the table.

"Wow, Edward, I'm only one human." I smirked "I don't think I can eat all of it, care to join me." I couldn't help but smile.

"No, I'm fine, thank you, now eat." I sat down and leaned over to kiss him, "Thank you it looks great" I whispered, then of course the moment was ruined, by what? The phone… Again. Who keeps calling!?

I got up and answered the phone to see who it was,

"Hello?" I asked failing to hide my annoyance…