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Hello, my name is 'Shut up, I know I suck at titles, it's the chapter that count, thank you for the reviews by the way!'

My mom told me my name's special.

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Title: The Ferris Wheel Is The Way Of Life

"How's Calamity doing, Wile?"

Bugs questioned, breaking the silence in the group as the others looked towards the coyote, the male raising an eyeridge at them, almost confused by the question. His fingers pulled a sign from behind his back, about to write on the object until a sigh escaped his lips, dropping the sign upon the fair ground that was under his feet.

"Perfectly well, Bugs, thank you for asking. He's an intelligent boy, always does his homework, files for me after we do mathematic problems dealing with explosions in the classroom. He still can't catch Beeper, but you know, father like son."

He calmly said, grinning towards the roadrunner by his side as the bird smirked, both males walking by one another towards the food stands. Wile E. Coyote was wearing the same white coat that most scientists wore, a pair of blue jeans under the long coat that ended at his knees. Roadrunner still wore nothing though, which was perfectly fine though.

"I am intrigued by your question though, which also reminded me, how is Calamity and the others doing in your class?"

Bugs, who was in the middle of Lola and Daffy, grinned towards the coyote professor, wearing nothing special either. Daffy also wore nothing, Lola wore the same blue shorts and white tank-top that she usually did. Pepe Le Fume was also with the gang, along with Porky, Tasmanian Devil, Sylvester and Tweety with them, none of them wearing anything special.

Most of the other toons had become teachers, only Tweety and Lola weren't teachers, they directed other shows with the directors. But at certain times, when they were needed, they would come in and teach the period about any subject.

"As you said, Calamity is an intelligent young boy. He ain't dumb, and he knows what to do and what not to do. And the others…? Most of them are doing fantastic; all of the girls are passing in my class with an 'A+'. Except Sweetie, who keeps cheating in her breathing-underwater test, using straws to breathe under the water. She just has a low 'A' though, so it's fine."

Tweety grinned silently to himself, resting comfortably upon Lola's shoulder, shrugging a shoulder at Bugs' response.

"What about the boys?"

Sylvester piped in, looking towards Bugs with a slight frown as Bugs gave him a soft smile, knowing what the man was wondering about.

"…I was wonderin' the same thing about 'em…"

Taz whispered under his breath, Lola looking at the male by her side with a nod at him, knowing that he was wondering the same thing that Sylvester was wondering.

"Their a lot more wild than the girls, some days I just wanna pull my hair out and send them off to a zoo. Really though, their all great, and they've changed so much. Dizzy is starting to stop eating the desks, Hamton is is learning to accept himself, Beeper and Calamity have stopped running around my classroom like idiots!"

"…What about Buster and Plucky, Bugs?"

Questioned Lola, Bugs' eyes looking towards her as Sylvester noticed that Daffy flinched at her question, a sigh escaping his beak.

"…Buster is doing great, he's making a 'B' in my class, but you know him, the popular, jock guy, so he's kinda cocky. Plucky is a wild one, funny and creative."

"What's he making in your class, Bugs?"

"Daff, he's gonna bring the grade up, he's really trying to bring it up, so just wait until the real grades come…"

"What is it, Bugs?"

"…'D-', but he's still a wonderful student."

Daffy sighed, annoyance clearly in the sigh as his eyes looked away from the others, letting another sigh leave him. The group went in silence, Bugs scratching his shoulder in embrassement at such silence, eyes scanning around the area, until he caught sight of the food court.

"I'm gonna get a funnel cake or a coke, any of you guys want anything?"

All of the others shook their heads, starting up a new conversation as Bugs walked away from the group, pulling his wallet out of his fur. There were two lines, the male rabbit stepping into the first line as his eyes looked around the area, noticing that the group of adults were laughing at something. He smiled to himself, wishing silently that he knew what they were talking about, even Daffy was smiling.

"Yes, can I get strawberries on top of the funnel cake?"

A cool, smooth female voice said the words from the line next to him, Bugs smirking to himself.

"Don't get strawberries, they could be bombs, trust me."

"That's fine, I eat bombs everyday in my school's cafeteria anyway."

"What school is makin' ya' eat bombs, that's a horrible meal for…"

Bugs glanced towards his side, the female who had spoken earlier also looked over towards her side at the male who was talking to her, meeting face to face with her mentor himself. Bugs stared, mouth falling all the way to the ground as his eyes exploded right then and there, coming back perfectly fine a few seconds later.

"B-B… Babs, where's your shirt?"

…

(Else where in the fair)

…

Pepe Le Fume yawned, some-what tired from all the teaching he had to do today, eyes scanning the area around him. His eyes caught sight of a woman wearing a tight, reviling scarlet dress, boys surrounding the girl, as Pepe grinned to himself. His chasing female days were gone, after his little girl was born, he gave-up all that non-sense. It seemed to him though that those boys over there were just staring their chasing-female-days…

And all their eyes were on his little girl that made him stop those days.

His eyes flashed scralet, actually burning wirh fire, no, seriously they were, as Porky and Sylvester turned their heads towards the area that Pepe was looking at, both disgusted by the sight.

"I wouldn't let them flirt with my little girl if I had one, heck… I wouldn't even let girlsflirt with my son like that, wile animals they are."

Sylvester said, Pepe pushing past the group he was with as he walked behind the group of boys, one male graabing Fifi's wrist, playfully.

"Oh, no… Zou cannot do that to me…"

Her words were smooth, easily flirting with the guy who had her wrist as another hand grabbed onto the wrist of the man that held Fifi's wrist, pulling him off of her.

"Zhe said to zot do thatz to her, zo go away."

"Pepe! What are zou doing here?"

"Watching over zou sense it zeems zou cannot do it zouself."

"Hey, buddy man, Pepe…"

"Beat it, imbecile."

The group of boys mumbled under their breath, sulking away from the two as Pepe, silently to himself, thanked whatever source of god there was. He was almost worried that he would have to pull a mallet out on those boys. Fifi actually snarled at Pepe, growling at him as she turned her back from him, sighing loudly.

"What do zou want, mentor?"

…

(At another part of the fair, the group had split up.)

…

Daffy waited in line, wishing he could just be home, reading the newspaper or something, his eyes staring at the sight before him. It was a large, glistening ferris wheel, going around in circles and circles, almost like a twisted cycle. The male duck had come this way to get away from the others, to get his mind off of things, mainly off of Plucky and his stupid self.

The passangers of the ride were getting off at the exit way, Daffy let another sigh leave his beaks, finally being able to get onto the ride. When a pale, white hand went in front of his feathered chest, Daffy sighed, again, eyeing the male that stopped him.

"Sir, is it alright if another person can ride with you, sense we don't have enough seats?"

"Yeah, whatever…"

Finally, the male moved his hand away, Daffy quickly taking a seat by himself as he closed the metal door behind him, rubbing his temples. The metal door suddenly open, neither figure looking at each other as the metal door closed again, the figure that had come into the ride stayed silent with Daffy.

"I feel horrible…"

The male duck opened his eyes, hearing the male voice whisper to himself as Daffy gave off a chuckle, shaking his head to himself.

"Kid, you shouldn't feel bad. Besides, this ride is supposed to take your mind off of things that are bothering you, so unless the person is by you that is bothering you, this ride…"

As soon as Daffy looked towards his side, his words had stopped in his throat, almost choking on his own words.

"What is up with you, dude? Are you…"

When Plucky looked towards his side, his eyes stared in shock at the sight of his mentor by his side, both staring at one another as the ride started, no way for Plucky to ranaway from the ride or for Daffy to just walk away.

…TBC…

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