The Derpy Story

By Ryan Crawford

From Derpy Hooves' POV

Chapter 3

I started backwards slowly, but fell right out the window. I fell right on the ground. Once the smoke cleared up, I saw upper half and lower half seperate, with my spiral cord still connecting them. Blood was everywhere. I was crawling the fastest I could. I climbed over a railroad, and once I was over, trains started going. A sign read "Warning: 1,054 trains ahead". I sighed as I continued.

"Oh come on!" The creator of My Little Pony said.

I kept on crawling. I came across Rainbow Dash.

"Derpy!" Rainbow gasped. "What happened?"

"The creator came at me with a knife and I fell out a window!" I answered. "Luckily, my spiral cord is still connecting me."

"We gotta go!" Rainbow said. "We can't let her catch you anymore! She'll kill you for real! Do you want that to happen?"

"No! But I sure don't want my spiral cord to break. You might as well need to carry me!" I looked at the trains. They stopped. I saw a shadowy figure come closer and closer. "Hurry!" I yelled.

Rainbow picked me up by the torso and ran away from me. Suddenly, she ran by a tree that cut my spiral cord in half.

I started choking. Rainbow looked at me and saw that I was only a top. "Save-me..." I said. Rainbow quickly got my lower half and duck taped it together. She then held the top and bottom, both in one hand.

I returned normal. I only had a few coughs. I looked at the trail of blood formed. Soon, I saw the creator closer. "Faster! Faster!"

Rainbow ran faster, but then suddenly, I was grabbed by the hoove by the creator. "This is your last chance." she said. "Either you die, or you die. Choose one-or else I'll choose for you, Derpy-Derp-Derp!"

"I choose-" I started off, but then she cut me off again.

"Die!" She finished me. "Good for you to choose!" She suddenly took the duck tape off my cord. I started choking again. She then threw each half of me in different directions.

I was choking hard. Rainbow Dash tried coming over to help me.

"Derpy, are you okay?" she asked.

"No-no-no-..." And that was the end of me. I died. Forever.

MEANWHILE...

At jail, the creator of My Little Pony was in bars. "This is the last time I'm creating a series."