Author's Notes
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo People! CrimsonKyuubiSage here! It's been a while since I last wrote a chapter, again, with good reason. First of all, Final Exams and Regents. Secondly, I've been working on KNCT-Illustrated and ProjectNTHR (Both links are on my profile).
But! To make amends for such actions, I have - wait for it... a Lime in this chapter! So, technically that's good news or bad news, depending on how you look at it (Good news).
And Now Onto Reviewing Your Reviews:
Daaaaamn- I'm trying to be a sort of "Jack-of-all-trades" when it comes to fanfics, so this is me dabbling with supernatural and sci-fi.
Gen death- Wrong. I did not age a character. Hinata and Naruto are approximately the same age, but Naruto has a more youthful appearance. It's like in 21 Jump Street.
ArbyMaster458- No, not the magicians from The Irregular at Magic High School. Turns out there really is a faction in Highschool DxD called the Magicians. *Shrugs shoulders* Who knew?
Doom Marine 54- Naruto is not a gary-stu. He's close to one, but he's not perfect. Far from it, actually. For one, his tragic past which has yet to be revealed has left a lasting psychological effect on him, thus he instinctively hates everything supernatural. And two, he's human. Sure, at this point in the story, humanity's technology has advanced far enough to handle the weak Stray Devils, but he's still nowhere near Sirzechs's level or even Rias's. Humans in general aren't known for their strength, rather, their wit and cunningness.
SpiffySage- Now that I think about it, I'm not sure about anything on the pairing. Maybe I'll put it to a poll and have you guys democratically decide for yourselves.
Mr. Fallen- Again, no idea on the pairing anymore. Fuck it, I'm putting this shit to the poll! Ya'll hear that?! There will be a poll to decide the final pairing for this story!
And Now, I Give You Atlas Bleeding! Read And Review!
Disclaimer, I Do Not Own Naruto or Highschool DxD or Call of Duty or Marvel!
"Push forward!" -Regular Speech
'Overlord, this is Hunter 2-1, do you copy!' -Regular Thought/Sarcastic Remark
-New York City, 12:34 P.M.- -Time and Setting
"Grrrrr." -Demonic Speech/Zombie Speech
'These readers don't know I can break the fourth wall.' -Demonic Thought/Zombie Thought
"Back in my day..." -Flashback/Dream/Other Text
(Paint It Black by Rolling Stone) -Song Insert
Chapter -Chapter Start/End
Chapter Start
-With Jonathan Irons-
"Please, take a seat." Nick said. Nick Fury, sixty-three year-old Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., was a man of very tall stature, standing at 6'1" with dark skin tone, and an eyepatch over his left eye, his right one being black in coloration. He was sitting down at the head seat of the table, to his left was Clinton Francis Barton, a.k.a. "Hawkeye", and to his right was Natalia Alianovna Romanoff, better known by the alias "Black Widow".
"I'm glad to see that you've come. I presume that you have considered my offer and are here to discuss such?" John questioned, sitting down in the opposite chair to Fury.
"I suggest calling off that sharpshooter of yours first before we begin." Nick stated, looking out the window and seeing the near unnoticeable red dot that was trained on him.
"I'd ask the same of you as well." John retorted, not even fazed by the red dot on his forehead. Seconds later, both men whispered into their earpieces and the two red dots disappeared. "Now then...
Shall we begin?"
-With Issei-
Red. That was the color that filled Issei's vision as he stared down at his hands. Hands that were covered in his own blood.
'Just like her hair...' Issei thought. With widened eyes, the brunette high school student shakily looked up at the source of his blood stained hands.
"Oho! Don't look at me like that. You are but a necessary sacrifice for the greater good of your - no, our kind." Naruto called out in a sickly sweet voice, twirling the scepter in his hands and flicking the blood off the blade and walking away. His usual unkempt and wild golden blond hair had been slicked back into a neat hairstyle, and he had donned the outfit that he had appropriately dubbed 'The Joker' with two custom Berettas holstered at his sides, and a Tac-19 pump-action shotgun slung over his back. "Now that the lure has been baited, all that's left to do is spring the trap."
"Mr. Fury, you believe that this world is filling up with powerful beings that can't be controlled, correct?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's where you're wrong."
'It's no use. Damn.' Issei thought. 'My body won't... Shit. Why do I have to die in such a confusing way?' he mentally questioned. All he had been doing was walking through the park, when this... strangely dressed man appeared and stabbed him in the chest. So now here he was, lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood slowly bleeding out. 'It sure was a shallow existence. If I get reborn, I want... I want... Rias-senpai, huh... That pretty red hair.' Issei pondered. 'That girl... If I had to die, I wanted to a least die with my head on her breasts.' A piece of glowing paper suddenly flew out of his pocket, causing a strange set of red runes to appear. And from those runes, appeared Rias Gremory herself.
"So it's you. The one who called me." Rias muttered.
'W-Who...?' Issei thought.
"If you're going to die anyways, I'll take you in." Rias stated, sprouting a pair of demonic wings from her back, causing Issei's eyes to widen. "Your life... Live for my sake." Those were the last words Issei heard before darkness overtook him. Out from Ria's cleavage, yes you heard right, appeared eight glowing red chess pawn pieces. 'All of my [Pawns], ne? You better be worth it, Issei Hyoudou.' The eight chess pieces levitated over to Issei before dispersing into miniature particles and were absorbed into the brunette's body.
"Ohohohoho! So this explains the abundance of your kind." Naruto's voice echoed tauntingly, making Rias's eyes narrow.
"Who's out there?" Rias questioned.
"Care to elaborate, Mr. Irons?"
"This world isn't filling up with powerful beings because it already is full of them. They've just decided to reveal themselves."
"But this isn't why you called this meeting."
"You're right, it's not why I called this meeting."
"Then why did you?"
"I've called you here to do... business."
"So, Rias Gremory, if you're a Devil I guess it's safe to assume that the rest of your family and 'family' are as well." Naruto stated.
"How do you know all this?" Rias questioned, attempting to preoccupy the strange - yet familiar - voice so she could locate it's owner's location.
"I have my ways, Benihime (Crimson Princess). But, if you wanted me to show myself..." Naruto started, walking out into the clearing with the Tac-19 in his hands. "All you had to do was ask nicely."
"Now what does Atlas have that benefits S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
"'Unlike the government, we don't keep secrets of our capabilities. We don't sell policy, we sell power.' That has some truth to it, but far from the entire truth."
"Is the Jonathan Irons admitting that his own private military corporation has its secrets that we don't know about?"
"Yes."
"Who are you?" Rias questioned sternly, preparing her Horobi no Chikara (Power of Destruction).
"Ah ah ah, I wouldn't if I were you." Naruto said, aiming the Tac-19 right at Issei. "Because by the time your magic even reaches me, that boy will have more Varanium fragments stuck inside his skull than your magic could heal."
'Shit! Issei-kun is vulnerable.' Rias thought as she took notice of where the futuristic gun was aimed at, a bead of sweat dripping down her face. 'He's bluffing, he has to be-' Before she could even finish her train of thought, as if reading her mind, Naruto's left hand swiftly reached for one of his Berettas, a silver, oddly-shaped gun with three spikes surging from the top of the gun's barrel and a Sabre-like metal elongating from the ejector rod to the gun's muzzle, and squeezed the trigger.
"*Bam*!" the bullet whizzed by Rias, barely scratching her before it embedded itself into Issei's right leg.
"You see, here at Atlas, we've got weaponry that far surpasses anything that S.H.I.E.L.D. or any country for that matter has."
"Ghh!" Issei exclaimed, wincing in pain as a cry of agony was elicited from his lips.
"Issei-kun!" Rias exclaimed, reaching down to her new pawn and applying magic onto the wound, only for nothing to happen. 'What?!' She mentally exclaimed, applying more magic, only to receive the same results as before.
"Now do you see what I mean?" Naruto questioned as he holstered his pistol and aimed his Tac-19 at Issei once more. "It would be a shame, all that potential going to waste on a Devil that'll be killed right away."
"What do you want?" Rias questioned, silently seething in anger at this mysterious man.
"Your threats won't intimidate me."
"It isn't a threat. Quite the opposite, actually."
"Oh? And who says I want anything?" Naruto questioned in a sing-song voice, only to receive a heated glare from Rias. Suddenly, the crimson haired Devil's eyes widened by a fraction before a smirk crossed her face. "Ne, what with the look on your face-"
"Dammit you idiot move!" a strange voice exclaimed.
"Wha-?" before Naruto could even form his sentence, an arc of yellow lightning shot past him, nearly hitting the masked blond but close enough to singe his outfit.
"You fool! You stupid human! Listen to my words!" the same voice yelled.
"Who's there?" Naruto called out.
"Are you daft?! Quit talking out loud! I'm speaking to you telepathically." the voice stated.
"Ara, ara, buchou, you're supposed to be better than this when it comes to exorcists." Akeno teased, walking into the clearing with her hand enveloped in lightning.
"Who are you?" Naruto questioned.
"I said not to talk aloud! Can you not follow a simple set of directions, human?!" the voice exclaimed. "Look, we can talk about this once I get you out of this mess you got yourself into!"
'And how am I suppose to do that?' Naruto mentally asked.
"Just follow my exact instructions."
"My name is not important, exorcist-san, seeing as how you won't live long enough to put it to use." Akeno said, her clothes being enveloped in light and vanishing, leaving her as naked as the day she was born for less than a second before her clothing transformed into a traditional miko attire, consisting of a white haori with red accents, a red hakama, and a pair of zori with white tabi.
'... Damn, girls her age don't have that kind of figure...' Naruto thought. Thank God he was wearing a mask, otherwise his nosebleed would be visible.
"Focus you incompetent human! Survival over mating right now!" the voice yelled. "Dodge left!"
Naruto did as the voice in his head told him, using his exosuit's Boost Dash and found its instruction to be invaluable as another arc of lightning shot forth where he once stood.
"Run and return fire!" Naruto wasted no time with unloading the buckshots that were loaded into his Tac-19, firing off four rounds in a span of twenty seconds as he ran, all four shots being skillfully evaded by Akeno before the black haired buxom sadist shot another arc of lightning at Naruto. "Roll!" the voice in his head demanded, the masked blond ducked down and rolled underneath the lightning before recovering and using Boost Jump and Boost Dash to flee into the trees.
"Fufufufufufufu... I love it when they play hard to get~" Akeno said.
"He won't get far, not with the defensive barrier around this place." Koneko said, walking out from behind one of the trees.
"You two track down the exorcist and kill him, I'll tend to Issei-kun's wounds back in the clubroom." Rias said, a glowing red circular magic seal appearing underneath Issei and herself before the duo vanished in a blinding light.
"Do as you will, Akeno-san. I can track him down with ease." Koneko stated.
"Ara, ara, so considerate of you Koneko-chan." Akeno stated with her ever-cheerful tone. "Lead the way."
-With Jonathan Irons-
"-So we've reached an accord?" John questioned.
"Yes. You've got yourself a deal, Mr. Irons." Nick replied, standing up and shaking John's hand. "I'm assuming we are to begin immediately?"
"Of course. Have any of your agents in mind for the job?" John asked.
"Just one." Nick stated, causing John's eyebrow to arch up.
"Just one? Nicholas, this operative of yours better be good." John stated.
"She is." Nick said.
"Very well. I'll take your word for it." John replied. "Now if you'd excuse me, I have some-" A horrid scream of pain and agony pierced the air and interrupted John's statement. "... business... I must attend to."
-With Naruto-
'Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!' Naruto thought as he slung his Tac-19 over his back, all the while running from the Devils that were chasing him. 'I was NOT prepared for this!'
"Gee, human, what gave that away? The fact that you revealed your presence to the Devils, or the fact that you thought it was a grand fucking idea to openly threaten a member of the Gremory clan?!" the voice yelled.
'Gremory clan?' Naruto mentally questioned.
"Gah! I keep forgetting that I'm talking to a human. Look, just pull me out from your jacket!" the voice commanded.
"Pull you out from my what?" Naruto questioned, faltering in his running.
"He's over this way!" Koneko exclaimed.
"Look inside your fucking jacket! Remember that scepter?!" the voice said, causing Naruto's eyes to widen. The masked blond quickly fumbled a bit before pulling out Baculus De Stellio. The blue stone embedded in the blade was glowing brightly, similar to back in the house...
"Oh shit!" Naruto panicked.
"Aim forward and think about shooting you idiot!" the voice exclaimed.
'Wait, why do I have to think about shooting-' Naruto thought as he aimed the scepter forward, only for a blast of energy to shoot out and cause part of the air to dissolve, revealing a near invisible barrier was present. 'Oh...'
"Yeah. 'Oh' is right you stupid human." the voice replied sarcastically. "What are you waiting for, a fucking engraved invitation?! Run you idiot, run!"
The masked blond didn't need any more incentives, knowing fully well what was waiting for him if he didn't run.
'Say, I don't even know your name or what to call you.' Naruto mentally said. The blond could practically feel the smirk he was receiving from the owner of the mysterious voice.
"You can just call me Ultron."
-With Akeno and Koneko-
"Oh?" Koneko mumbled.
"What is it, Koneko-chan?" Akeno asked.
"... Stupid human." Koneko muttered, slowing down until she was at walking pace.
"Ara, ara, I still don't understand." Akeno said as the duo came upon the edge of the barrier that had been erected.
"He got away." Koneko stated. "He escaped the barrier, and his scent is being overpowered by..."
"By what?" Akeno questioned.
"I don't know, but it feels slightly divine." Koneko replied.
"Then it's probably the Fallen Angel that he works for." Akeno stated. "Is it still possible for us to track him down and kill him?"
"He's too far away now. We can't pursue him without causing an incident with the Fallen Angels." Koneko said.
"Ara, ara, such a shame. I didn't get to... play with him." Akeno said, licking her lips unconsciously.
"Let's go back and inform Buchou of our failure. We should keep an eye out in case the exorcist shows up again." Koneko stated before the duo vanished in a flash of light.
-With Rias-
Meanwhile, with Rias, the crimson haired Devil was in a state of panic. Fifteen minutes ago, her newest [Pawn] was shot in the leg with some type of... strange shotgun, and was now bleeding profusely from the wound in his leg. Ten minutes of applying magic to the wound had left the crimson beauty exhausted of her magical reserves, at which point she had come to the conclusion that the type of weapon Issei was shot with was anti-magical. In light of this new discovery, Rias had decided to bandage the bullet wound by tearing off the left sleeve of her shirt and wrapping it tightly around the bleeding ligament.
The once white sleeve was now the same color as her hair, which was the cause of her panicked state.
'What do I do? What do I do?!' Rias thought. Healing was not her area of expertise, nor did she have anyone in her peerage that could heal - something she quickly made a mental note to rectify. As the redhead paced around the room, a brilliant idea popped into her head.
"How is your new [Pawn], Buchou?" Akeno asked as the busty sadist and the petite white haired Devil appeared in a flash of red light.
"Keep an eye on him! I've got to go find someone who can help!" Rias exclaimed, running past Akeno and Koneko and out of the room.
-With Naruto-
Naruto watched as his own personally modified MQ Drone flew off with his outfit and equipment that he had rightfully dubbed 'The Jester', witnessing the drone vanish into thin air using optic camouflage. A quick, timely, near untraceable switch of appearances would ensure that any chance of the Devils or any supernatural being for that matter would not find him so easily. Now, the blond was wearing a more civilian outfit, composed of an open black jacket that had a red fire symbol on the left breast, a high collar with red inside, and red lining and red stripes along the bottom and sleeve cuffs. Beneath the jacket he wore a plain white V-neck-style shirt and a green crystal necklace hung around his neck. Along with this, he wore black pants with red stripes along the sides of his pants and at the bottom cuffs, and lastly he wore black open-toed sandals.
"Not bad, human. But it's going to take more than a change of attire to throw off those Devils, idiot." Ultron said.
'Human, idiot, make up your mind.' Naruto mentally retorted. 'Speaking of which, I still don't understand how or why you're helping me.'
"Just give it a second." Ultron replied.
"Give what a se-" Naruto started, only to be hit by an invisible force, as if he was falling backward and forward at the same time.
When Naruto came to again, he found himself standing in a strange spatial plain with various floating platforms made out of rocks. The area was darkened yet Naruto could see perfectly.
"What the fuck?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Would you quiet down, you idiotic human! I'm not even sure if it's possible, but you're giving me a headache!" Ultron yelled.
"I - you know what? I fucking give up. What is this place? Who are you and where are you?" Naruto questioned, looking around the landscape, only to see a stream of glistening metal fly by.
"This is your mindscape. And I'm right in front of you, idiotic human. Can you not see?" Ultron questioned.
"No... not really. All I see is some freaky metal streamer flying around-" Naruto was unable to finish that sentence as the 'freaky metal streamer flying around' formed a hand and slapped him right across the face.
"I take offense to that." Ultron said, the deep and menacing voice being replaced by a soft, more feminine tone as the flying metal began to take a new form. A new, more... feminine form?
"Uh... What?" Naruto said dumbly. Skin started to cover the metallic feminine form until finally, standing before the blond Atlas agent was a slender woman with a light skin tone, an hourglass figure, F-cup breasts, and shoulder-length brown hair.
What surprised Naruto even more though...
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" Naruto comically yelled, his eyes growing to comical proportions, a blush and a nosebleed apparent on his face.
"I don't see the big deal, you're naked as well." Ultron stated with an indifferent tone.
"What?!" Naruto exclaimed, looking down at his apparel, only to find that he too was naked.
"You humans are strange... Oh? What is that thing in between your legs?" Ultron asked, an eyebrow raised as she stared down at 'Naruto Jr.'.
"N-N-Nothing!" Naruto exclaimed, covering his manhood with his hands. Ultron was to have none of it though, quickly grabbing his hands and, with an inhuman strength, forcing the blond to uncover his crotch.
"External male genitalia? Hmm... within the 97.72nd percentile... Impressive, but ultimately serves no purpose to me."
"Squeezing... too... tightly!" Naruto yelped, his voice going a pitch higher as he tried to escape Ultron's vice grip on his 'King Cobra'.
"Oops. My bad." Ultron said in a monotonic voice, finally releasing her grip on Naruto, causing the blond man to drop to the ground with a comical shudder.
"So... you're a woman?" Naruto asked after he recovered from the incident.
"No. I'm an ambiguous sentient being that has existed since my creation by the Cosmic Entities' hands." Ultron corrected.
"Uh... What?" Naruto said dumbly, unsure of what Ultron had just said.
"Tch, stupid human. I'm a genderless being that was created by the Cosmic Entities." Ultron simplified.
"Genderless? Then why are you female in form? And what are the Cosmic Entities?" Naruto questioned.
"I can take any form I desire, but when I was created, my sentience was more attuned to the gender that Shinigami-sama (Death) and Tsune-sama (Infinity)." Ultron stated.
"Shinigami and Tsune's gender? You mean-" Naruto started.
"Yes you idiotic human, Shinigami-sama and Tsune-sama are women, as are the others." Ultron finished. Naruto then gave her a look that said 'explain', at which she sighed and rubbed her temples. "Shinigami-sama and Tsune-sama are two of the Cosmic Entities, the other two being their sisters Towa-sama (Eternity) and Entoropi-sama (Entropy)."
"I have two more questions: One, why the deep voice?" Naruto asked.
"Would you be intimidated by this voice? Or this voice?" Ultron questioned, her eyes glowing a menacing red color before fading.
"... The second. And two..." Naruto said. "Why did you help me?" he questioned with slightly narrowed eyes. "You could have easily let me die out there, you and I both know that..."
(Lime Start)
"Of course I could have, stupid human, but a new opportunity has presented itself, and I plan to exploit it." Ultron replied before she began to slowly walk around Naruto. "You see, in order for evolution to occur, there is a price. One species shall rise, while the other... shall fall." Naruto was about to say something when his body went rigid as Ultron trailed her hand down his body, starting from his cheek and spiralling down to his chest. "That is how it's always been. I've witnessed the rise and fall of lesser civilizations at the hands of more advanced ones. And when you humans retrieved me from my... previous owner, I saw something I had long thought not possible."
"And what would that be?" Naruto queried.
"A chance to evolve." Ultron replied. "Centuries ago, magic dominated the world whilst science was barely even notable. However, the moment you humans took me into your possession, I saw how far you humans had come. Weapons that can slaughter legions upon legions in a matter of seconds, strange devices that assist what was once a fortnights' work centuries ago, it's... enticing." she stated, speaking the last word in such a seductive tone that Naruto could not stop 'Naruto Jr.' from amassing, standing tall and erect (Pun fully intended) in excitement. The blond man was further aroused when Ultron quickly pressed her ample buxom into his back, the feeling of her soft mounds rubbing against his back as her left hand encircled around his shoulder while her right snaked its ways down to his abdominals, making his dick feel nearly as hard as steel.
"E-Enticing?" Naruto stuttered out with a flushed face, his breath hitching as Ultron's delicate hand moved down and gently gripped his cock.
"Yes." Ultron swiftly replied before she began slowly jerking Naruto's penis. "You see, being stuck inside a stone for your entire existence gives one a yearning for freedoms, such as the senses or the consummation of the flesh." she continued, her pace speeding up in her handjob. "Yet at the same time, I would not divulge in such pleasures with primitive creatures that lacked the will or the desire to evolve, which none of my previous wielders had. But you..." Ultron said, slowing down with her handjob until she finally stopped, making Naruto release a groan, to which she quickly amended by circling around him until she was standing in front of the blond. "-You are different. Where others lack the desire for change yet have the will to, or vice versa, you have both the desire for change..." she started, her hands caressing his body as if she were worshipping him before quickly moving down whilst her body did until she was on her knees, staring directly at his dick. "And the will to do so." she finished, grabbing Naruto's 7½ inch with her both her hands and continuing her previous handiwork (I'm on a roll today! xD), pressing her luscious mounds into his crotch and looking up directly into his eyes with a glazed over look in her eyes, a hue of lust that was suppressed for so long boiling over into this very moment. "You are my new master. The one who can and will bring change to the world. It will be my honor to... serve and pleasure you." And with that, Ultron pressed her soft lips against his throbbing shaft, her tongue expertly working its way out of her mouth and lavishing his erect member from his sacs to his engorged crown, allowing the pre-cum oozing from the tip into her mouth as she enveloped the entire head into her moist cavern, savoring the rich and salty texture that splashed against her tongue and made its way down her throat. It was hot, like swallowing down warm milk. Yet Ultron could help but moan in delight at the taste, her moans muffled by her new master's cock in her mouth, which in turn caused Naruto to let out a moan of his own, gently gripping her hair with his hands at her excellent fellatio.
"Oh fuck that's good..." Naruto groaned out. Ultron pulled back, allowing Naruto's dick to escape from her warm, moist cavern with a 'pop' sound and a trail of saliva connecting her lips and his throbbing crown. A smile crossed her face as her head moved down, her tongue lolling out and licking his shaft from his ball sacs all the way back up before enveloping his head once again. Her hands quickly snaked around her breasts before she heaved the heavenly mounds upward, allowing Naruto's cock to slide in between her breasts whilst simultaneously giving him a blowjob.
"Mmmmmmm~!" Ultron moaned, feeling her loins heating up as she serviced her master with gusto, relishing in the euphoric look of pleasure on his face as a result of her actions and causing her to double her efforts to get the warm, white, gooey substance from her blond master.
"Shit! I think I'm gonna cum soon!" Naruto exclaimed, causing Ultron to move around so that her master's cock was out of her mouth, now solely focused on giving Naruto a titfuck.
"Let it all out master." Ultron said, her voice filled with lust as Naruto began bucking his hips, causing his crotch to slam into the underside of her breasts and the head of his dick to pop in and out from between her mounds.
"Fuck! I'm cumming!" Naruto yelled, thrusting forward as hard as he could into her cleavage whilst she stuck her tongue out awaiting her luscious prize. Thick ropes of cum shot out, covering her collarbone, her right cheek, and her left eyelid. Some of his semen shot into her open mouth, while the rest shot out in between her breasts.
"Yummy~!" Ultron replied cheerfully, moving down so that she could clean off the remaining cum on Naruto's cock with her mouth.
"Damn, that was good." Naruto said as Ultron finished cleaning off his dick before scooping up the cum that was on her and savoring the taste in her mouth. "Haven't had a fellatio like that since Rio '47."
"I'm glad that you're pleased master." Ultron said, placing a loving kiss on the crown of his penis before looking back up at him. "If you ever need another one, just ask."
(Lime End)
"That brings up a good point. What happened? You just went from calling me 'idiotic human' to master." Naruto questioned.
"My creators prophesized that one day I would meet the one who would bring about evolution of the human race, and that I would serve him in any and every way possible. This whole confrontation was, for the most part, me determining if you were the one who I would serve, which you are." Ultron stated.
"So, um... what does that mean?" Naruto asked, scratching the back of his head.
"Other than pleasure, I will assist you in bringing about the evolution of humanity." Ultron responded.
"And how exactly are you planning on doing that?" Naruto questioned, causing a smirk to appear on Ultron's face.
"Do not think that I am moronic. I've seen many things pertaining to the supernatural world, things that even Atlas has yet to find out about." Ultron boasted. "I will teach you how to combat Devils, Angels and the likes and how to properly use Baculus De Stellio."
"Excellent. When do we begin-?" Naruto asked, when he suddenly felt a tugging sensation in the back of his head.
"We will begin the next time we meet. Staying for too long inside ones own mindscape without proper training can cause harm to the person in question." Ultron stated. "So, until next time, Naruto-sama." she finished, blowing a kiss towards her new master and winking just before he vanished, leaving the sentient being alone.
"So that's the one?" a new voice called out. "Hardly anything impressive."
"To you sister, maybe. But I just can't help but feel giddy after seeing him kill those Fallen Angels from before! Oh hold me, sister, I feel faint~"
"Shut up you sadistic bitch!"
"Fuck off Tsu-chan you fucking slut!"
"What was that you death-obsessed skank?!"
"I. Am. Mother. Fucking. Death! Obviously I'm death-obsessed!"
"Would you two shut up? We're supposed to be serious when it comes to the One."
"Oh it's serious, alright, as in he's seriously fucking sexy! Hot damn! Did you get a look at that ass?! And his peni-"
"If you finish that sentence Shini-chan I will rip that tongue of yours out of your mouth and shove it up your ass."
"Oh En-chan~, save that for the bedroom~!"
"Shini-chan!"
"What?! You can't say shit To-chan! I know you were checking him out too!"
"Ah! The nerve - I-I was not checking his ass out!"
"Who said anything about his ass? Oh To-chan you naughty girl, I knew you had it in you~"
"Fuck off Shini-chan, we're supposed to be speaking with Ul-chan, remember?"
"Oh riiiiiiigggghhht! Sorry 'bout all the fussing, Ul-chan! How's my little deviant doing~?"
"K-Kaa-san!"
"Focus Shini-chan."
"Fine, fine, To-chan. Anyways, Ul-chan, if you would?"
"Right... This is the One. I'm certain of it."
"Hmm... We will take your word for it, Ul-chan. To this day, you have yet to fail us."
"Thank you, Towa-sama."
"Well, now what do we do? We can't contact him directly unless he comes to us."
"*Sigh* What are you looking at me for?"
"You're the one that comes up with the plans, En-chan."
"Troublesome. Give me space to think - Shini-chan!"
"Yes~?"
"Quit groping my ass!"
"Mou, but En-chaaaaaaaan~!"
"Shini-chan!"
"Fine, fine..."
"Dammit Shini-chan! I didn't mean start groping my ass!"
"But Tsu-chaaaaaaaann! I have to grope the ass of someone~!"
"I swear, you've been hanging out with Lady-"
"Ah ah ah! You know how she doesn't like other people doing her introductions to the audience."
"... You really have been hanging out with her for too long. I think she's starting to rub off on you."
"What makes you think that?"
"..." Ultron could only look on at the nothingness in silence with a large sweatdrop present on her face whilst her creators bickered like children.
"That's it! I've got it!"
"What? Did you finally come up with a plan, En-chan?"
"Yes. Though we're going to need the help of your... friend."
"I'm so happy that at least someone admits that~!"
"I feel like I just spat out a glob of molten lava from that statement."
"En-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
-With Naruto-
"-cond..." Naruto finished, blinking in surprise when he found himself back in reality. "What the fuck?"
"Tourbi-kun!" Rias exclaimed.
"Ma belle dame? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked, immersing himself in his Tourbi persona.
"Please! I need your help!" Rias said.
"I-I don't understand. What happened?" Tourbi questioned.
"I-It's Issei-kun! Someone shot him and now he's bleeding out! I tried to stop the bleeding, but he still is!" Rias exclaimed, causing Tourbi to fake a look of shock.
"Q-Quelle?! S-Shot!" Tourbi exclaimed. "B-Bon, I can see what I can do, but w-we should call for an ambulance, no?"
"Y-Yeah! Right! T-Thank you, Tourbi-kun! He's this way! Inside the old school building!" Rias said, grabbing Tourbi's hand and ran, dragging Tourbi along as he fumbled to get out his cellphone.
"Hello? This is one-one-nine, how may I help you?"
"A-Ah yes! Mon ami has been shot in the leg by a robber! Ma belle dame Rias says that she tried to stop the bleeding, but he's still bleeding out!" Tourbi exclaimed.
"Please remain calm, sir. What is your current location?"
"Uh-uh, well - we're heading towards the old Kuoh Academy building right now! Please! Hurry!" Tourbi said.
"We'll contact the police and send a medical team right away, please stay on the line until authorities and medics arrive on the scene."
"O-Oui!" Tourbi replied. "There's a medical team and police on their way!"
"G-Good!" Rias exclaimed, looking relieved on the outside but was panicking on the inside. 'Shit! Humans don't know a thing about Devil physiology! I'm not sure if they'll make it worse or not - Or if this is a trap set by that jester man!'
"Rias..." Tourbi called out, breaking the red haired Devil from her inner monologue. "Don't worry, ma belle dame, Issei will be alright."
For some reason, Tourbi's words made her feel at bit more at ease. At the same time, Rias could feel her heart pounding and her face flush slightly. Yet why did they also fill her with dread? Why did she feel... reluctant? Fearful?
Thinking about all of these things she was feeling made her head hurt.
'I'll figure out my feelings later. Right now, Issei-kun needs me!' Rias thought.
-With Akeno and Koneko-
Akeno and Koneko were now panicking. Neither of their magical prowess could heal the wound nor did either have the medical knowledge to prevent Issei from bleeding out, and now they were stuck with said brown haired pervert bleeding out with slow breathing.
"Ara, ara, what do we do?!" Akeno exclaimed, though she still kept her ever-cheerful expression.
"This way?"
"Yes! He's right in here!"
The doors were suddenly pushed open, revealing an exhausted Tourbi and Rias.
"Tourbi-kun? Buchou?" Akeno questioned as Tourbi quickly made his way over to Issei.
"Oh mon Dieu!" Tourbi exclaimed, causing all three Devils to wince in pain at the mention of God.
"What is it?" Akeno asked.
"You guys dressed the wound improperly! And with how much blood he's loosing, Issei's gone into Hypovolemic Shock!" Tourbi exclaimed.
"Uh... Hypo-what now?" Rias questioned.
"Hemorrhagic shock! How long has he been bleeding out?" Tourbi asked, walking up to Rias and swiftly tearing off her remaining sleeve.
"Hey!" Rias exclaimed.
"How long?!" Tourbi repeated.
"I-I don't know, half an hour or so, maybe?" Rias replied as Tourbi removed the blood dampened makeshift bandage, quickly replacing it with the sleeve he tore off of Rias.
"Ara, pardon my intrusion, but you seem to have some experience in tending to wounds." Akeno pointed out.
"Mes parents were médecins before they..." Tourbi started, only to trail off and shake his head. "Mes parents were médecins..."
"Hello? This is the National Police Agency Agent Phillip Coul! I'm here with a medical team standing by!" a new voice called out as the door opened up, revealing a Caucasian man with a muscular build and brown hair. He had blue eyes, and was about 6'0" tall, wearing an NPA police uniform. Standing behind him was three medics, two male and one female.
"Ah, merci monsieur! Le pervers has been bleeding out for half an hour and has gone into Hypovolemic Shock!" Tourbi exclaimed as one of the medics ran to Issei's side as the other two went out to retrieve a stretcher.
"Do you know the cause of the bleeding?" the medic asked.
"A-A bullet wound." Rias replied.
"Shit! We'll have to get him to the hospital right away!" the medic exclaimed as the other two medics came back in with a stretcher, quickly moving Issei onto said stretcher and dashing out the room.
"Rias Gremory, was it? I'd like to ask you a few questions pertaining to the events that transpired today, if you would. The same goes to the rest of you." Phillip asked.
"Y-Yes, of course. Could Koneko-chan accompany Issei to the hospital? I don't want anything else to happen to him." Rias stated.
"Alright, I can question her later." Phillip conceded.
"Thank you. Koneko-chan-" Rias said.
"Hai, Buchou." Koneko stated before running out of the room.
"Okay, Tourbillon Mergaz. Where were you at the time of the shooting?" Phillip questioned.
"I... I..." Tourbi started, scratching his head and looking down in fake embarrassment. "I was trying to find my house..."
"... Wow, really?" Rias questioned.
"I've only been here for a day! I can't learn the street names so fast!" Tourbi exclaimed with a flushed face full of embarrassment. "Plus, I've neverbeenreallygoodwithdirection..."
"Pffffttt..." Rias tried to stiffle her laughter, but was unable to contain her amusement.
"It's not that funny!" Tourbi denied, spewing out numerous French curses that made even Akeno had a light blush.
"Ara, ara, I don't think I've ever heard so many curse words before... I might use a few of those." Akeno said.
"... Alright, you're clean, I guess. You can go home, kid. Rias, I'd like to ask you some questions now." Phillip said.
"Can I go try to find the street that my house is on now?" Tourbi asked.
"I can help you find it." Akeno suggested.
"It's safer to go in pairs after things like this." Phillip stated. "But for now, Rias is our star witness, so she'll have the majority of the story until Issei wakes up."
"Go on ahead, Akeno. I'll be fine." Rias stated.
"Hai, Buchou." Akeno replied, going behind Tourbi and wrapping her arms around him and hopping onto his back. Tourbi understood what she was trying to do and moved his hands back to support her, allowing the black haired buxom Devil to piggyback and "unintentionally" press her assets into his back. "Mush!" she exclaimed jokingly, pointing upward and pushing forward, which in turn caused her wonder twins to move from their position of being pressed against his back to against the back of his head.
"I'm not your steed." Tourbi deadpanned.
"But you could be~" Akeno whispered seductively, licking her lips and pressing her mounds further into Tourbi.
"And off I go!" Tourbi exclaimed, running out the door with a comical cloud of dust in the form of his and Akeno's outlines.
-Unknown Loca-
"Hey! Cut that 'Unknown Location' crap out! They can figure out where the hell I am without your fucking announcing it in a mysterious way!"
"Well, the author has to build some suspense for this story. Otherwise it'd be dull in his eyes."
"I like the fact that he gave them some fanservice finally. And hot damn it's a thousand word lime!"
"But the audience is not here for the 'fanservice', they're here for the drama-"
"They're here for the boobies!"
"Guys, cut it out. I wanna see what the author has planned for me!"
...
"Really? Nothing? Nothing at all?"
"Well it's kinda hard to come up with words to describe you, Lady-"
"Nonononononono! I don't want a crummy name reveal from another character! I want one from the author himself! And chimichangas as well!"
"Are you mad! You cannot negotiate with the author! He's irrational!"
"He's insane."
"He's the one callin' the shots, so we gotta suck it up or else we ain't gonna get our introduction this chapter!"
What the insane ... "insane" (Would you please not interrupt my dialogue?) lady didn't realize was that there would be no chimichangas, possibly tacos, but no chimichangas.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
She also realized that if she KEPT interrupting the dialogue, there would be NO TACOS AT ALL!
"No tacos! You're an evil man! EVIL!"
"We should probably comply. If not to move the plot along, then for the tacos!"
"Are you still taking to yourself?"
"Death-chan?! Is that Death-chan?!"
"Hi Shini-chan! What's up?"
"I need a favor of you."
"Depends on the favor. Sexual?"
"No - well, maybe."
"Will there be explosions?"
"Possibly."
"Chimichangas and tacos?"
"Maybe."
"Can you just explain it to me offscreen and save a repeat bullshit that the audience has already figured out?"
"Yeah. You in?"
"Hell yeah! Or my name isn't Lady-"
-With Tourbi and Akeno-
"Oh come on!" was the feminine cry that came from the distance, catching both Tourbi and Akeno off guard.
"... What was that?" Tourbi asked.
"I... I'm not sure." Akeno replied.
Chapter End
Post Notes
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD DONE! Oh I love being a tease.
Anyways, I'll see you guys next time! Read and Review!
-CrimsonKyuubiSage out!