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Chapter Two

Honeymoon

Harry watched from the balcony of their hotel room as the sun rose. It shone over the white buildings, onto the blue sea and onto the swimming pool in the forecourt below. Ginny came out onto the warm balcony behind him.

"You're up early." She said, sidling up to him.

"I wanted to see if you'd follow me like you used to." Harry said.

"I still feel the cold in my lungs from very time I had to go and get you in from the bloody Astronomy Tower." She complained.

"I never asked you to follow me up there." Harry said, turning towards her.

"Yes, but as you know full well, I cant sleep without you beside me anymore."

Harry grinned.

"Addicted are you?"

"Watch it Potter."

Harry looked at her.

"You cant say that anymore. You're one now too."

Ginny smiled.

"Yes, but I'm keeping my maiden name too aren't I? I'm now Mrs Ginny Weasley Potter."

Harry smiled.

"Don't know why you bother myself. Everyone knows who you are nowadays."

"That's only because I'm now married to the man who killed Lord Voldemort."

Harry kissed her again.

"No it isn't! You're the one who killed Bella. Voldemort's mistress. You're the Mistress Murderer."

Ginny growled.

"I about killed Rita when she let them publish that."

"It wasn't her fault. She was at the dentist that day."

"I was still angry."

Harry kissed her again, and then noticed how barely clad she was.

"Get inside you. I don't want some scumbag ogling my new wife."

She rubbed his arm.

"You should consider it a compliment that someone might like the look of your wife." She said playfully.

"Not when I had to get hit by god knows how many curses, lose the love of the people I cared about and everything else that happened to get you."

Ginny winced.

"I apologised for that. For making everyone believe you had cheated on me."

"It wasn't just that. And now look. You and Cho get on brilliantly. I still remember the time it was your girl's night out. Very bad for the morale of the new students seeing their teachers drunk like that. Was a bad image for the Minister for Magic too. His wife, daughter and his daughters in law to be all roaring drunk. Wasn't good for the image of the Chosen One either."

Ginny shot him a poisonous look, and he started to laugh.

"Swine. Now dear, I seem to recall the advice my dear brother gave you. Use this two weeks holiday to get three things done. Sun, sea and shag…"

"I think I can manage that."

With that he lifted up his wife and took her back inside to fulfil part three of the prescription.

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The first week passed smoothly, the two doing nothing more than Ron's prescribed three activities. It was on the second day of the second week that Harry was aroused by Ginny.

"Sweetheart."

He looked across the pool to see three reporters. Even now, a year and a bit after the defeat of Voldemort, the press were still after them.

"Cant they leave us alone?" Harry asked tiredly, rolling over to let the sun get onto his front.

Ginny however, was not going to let reporters interrupt her honeymoon. Fixing her pink bikini, she stood up and walked towards them. They started gesturing excitedly when she approached.

"Mrs Potter, how are you finding the Bahamas?" one asked.

Ginny snarled.

"Look. I'm on holiday. I'm also on my honeymoon. So, if you do not want to find out why the press labelled me the Mistress Murderer, I suggest you leave."

Another reporter came forward, smiling.

"How long are you staying?"

She suddenly grabbed his arm and wrenched it around behind him. Everyone in the pool stopped splashing about to watch.

"Get lost." She intoned.

"We'll report you." Another reporter said.

"For what? You the ones doing the harassing. Now clear off!"

The three reporters ran out of the hotel, cursing as they went. Ginny went back to her sun bed and lay down.

"Well done." Harry said with a smile.

"Well I didn't see you stirring yourself to help." Ginny said mischievously.

Harry propped himself up on one elbow.

"Well, let's see what else I can help with."

He then headed back to the room.

Ginny smirked. She would have to pay those reporters extra. She knew she could get him to do it any time she wanted, but she liked insulting his manhood. It made the chase more interesting. Smiling, she followed.

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Their honeymoon had come to an end, and it had been just what the doctor had ordered. They had followed Ron's orders, and the two were more passionate than ever before. And as Ginny had predicted, it had been better when she made the chase worthwhile. That was until Harry found out about it and threw her in the pool. She would have to think up some appropriate revenge for that one. They headed back to Britain, ready to get back to their Auror training, which was coming to an end and they only needed to fulfil their practical exam before becoming full time Aurors and get ready for the wedding of Ron and Hermione.

But things were about to go from perfect for the happy couple to barely manageable.

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They arrived back in Diagon Alley one sunny afternoon. Madam Rosmerta had taken over the bar, along with the Three Broomsticks, and was currently looking for someone to take over the Leaky Cauldron so she could return to her own pub.

Rosmerta looked up from the glass she was filling to see the happy bronzed couple enter the door.

"Oh hello you pair!"

Totally ignoring her customers, she came out from behind the bar and enveloped them both in a tight hug.

"How are you both? Did you enjoy your honeymoon?"

Harry grinned at her.

"Yeah. Apart from the reporters." He snarled.

"Oh, I told them to lay off." Rita said as she entered.

"Yes but unfortunately they aren't immune to bribes." Harry said, throwing a dirty look at his wife.

"Ginny! I'm surprised at you!"

Rita and Rosmerta started to laugh.

"So, you followed our advice then?" Hermione asked as she entered with Ron.

"Yep."

"It was your idea I take it?" Harry asked his friend, who grinned.

"Course."

Ron cuffed her in the head.

"What have you been teaching my sister?" he demanded.

"Nothing she didn't know already." Hermione said playfully.

"Damn right about that." Harry whispered into his wife's ear.

Ginny giggled.

"Are you corrupting my daughter Harry dear?" Mrs Weasley asked as she wrapped him and Ginny in a hug.

"She's already the most corrupted of the lot." Fred said from the doorway, closely followed by George.

"Very true." Atris said as she and Kale entered.

"What is this? A day off?"

"It's our get together lunc Harry dear! We just scheduled it so we would be here when you pair got back." Mrs Weasley said with a laugh.

"Molly's idea, not ours." McGonagall said as she brought the rest of the staff who were in the Order.

Harry suddenly jerked his head around.

"Harry? What is it?" Trelawney asked.

Then a massive blast ripped apart Diagon Alley.

Oh god! Now what? Hope you liked this chapter. I know its not that long, but it wasnt meant to be. Hope you liked the honeymoon and the return to form. Please review!