Day One – Period 7
Quincy, Lisa, and Kelsey walked warily into their Biology classroom. The other students hadn't arrived yet, and the mysterious third Sohma teacher was standing on the other side of the room, facing away from them. He turned around.
"Hello, I'm Dr. Soh-"
"AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
"What the hell?" Quincy asked, startled.
Lisa and Kelsey were pointing at the teacher and screaming. Lisa paused.
"That's Hatori," she explained.
"Despite his emo hotness, he's actually a scary memory-erasing dude," Kelsey added.
"Oh," Quincy nodded.
So she started pointing and yelling too.
Hatori walked over to his desk and pulled out a stress-squeezy-thing. Does anyone know what those things are called? Quincy suddenly ran over and grabbed it.
"Aah! It's squishy! I want to squeeze it too! Whooo!"
Kelsey and Lisa ran over to poke it (we're easily distracted), completely ignoring Hatori, who was rubbing his forehead and muttering something about aspirin. Kelsey stopped and stared at him. Now what was he talking about? Who the flip was Mr. Wuggles? The other students started to file in and Hatori gave the three girls a death glare that clearly said "Say nothing or die." Hence the term death glare. They ran to their seats and sat down.
"Well that was slightly terrifying," Lisa whispered.
"Yeah, even if it was emo hotness," Kelsey nodded.
Lisa and Quincy gave her a slightly weirded out stare.
"Kelsey's on crack," Quincy decided.
"And tequila," Lisa agreed.
"Yeah, well you guys are crack and tequila," Kelsey said defensively.
They nodded and the people who had sat down at their table moved to one farther away from the "addicts". …It's complicated. But neither me nor my friends endorse or encourage drug use. We have never tried them and never will. Drugs are for losers. The class passed slowly, although Kelsey noticed that Hatori went over to his desk and hugged something in his briefcase an awful lot.
Finally the bell rang. Shigure burst into the classroom panting.
"You three. Stay," he ordered the girls.
"What the flip, we're not dogs!" Quincy yelled at him.
There was a pause and the three girls started laughing.
"You three have detention by the way," Hatori told them.
"What? Why?" Lisa asked.
"Because you spent the entire period talking about crack and tequila brownies."
"Did not!" Quincy said.
"Yeah, we doodled in our notebooks too," Kelsey said.
Lisa smacked her.
"Your drawings suck," Shigure said, looking at their notebooks. "What are these creatures?"
Lisa went over to look.
"Quincy drew a dog, I drew a monkey, and Kelsey drew a…a…this creature…"
"A seahorse," Kelsey said solemnly.
Hatori dropped his briefcase.
"This thing…this is no seahorse," Lisa said, staring at it.
"Why did you attempt to draw a seahorse-type-creature-thing?" Shigure asked.
"I like seahorses," Kelsey shrugged.
Shigure looked at Hatori and snickered.
"Enough! Let's just get the memory erasing over with," Hatori said loudly.
He reached for Lisa because she was closest to him.
"NOOOO!" Quincy yelled, jumping on his back.
POOF!
She collapsed on a pile of clothes. Lisa picked up a little animal from the pile.
"A seahorse?" she said.
"Uh oh," Shigure said in a small voice.
Kelsey and Quincy stared at him, then glomped him simultaneously.
"Bwahahahahaha, I have Shigure's clothes!" Quincy yelled, grabbing his kimono and running outside.
"Leave the boxers! For the love of God, leave the boxers!" Lisa shouted.
Quincy draped the underwear on Shigure's tail and ran. Shigure chased after her barking. Thankfully, school was over and only a few students witnessed Quincy running around East Valleys holding a man's kimono and being chased by a large brown dog. They dismissed it as normal behavior for her.
Meanwhile in the Biology room…
Lisa put Hatori down and was freaking out about whether he would die without water. Suddenly he poofed back.
"My eyes! Aaaaaggggghhhh, my eyes!" Lisa and Kelsey screamed.
Kelsey ran to hide her eyes behind Hatori's desk, and Lisa hid behind a table. He finished getting dressed just as Quincy ran back in. Shigure ran in behind her wearing just his boxers. She looked at him and started laughing long enough for Shigure to grab his kimono from her. Hatori grabbed Lisa and Shigure held on to Quincy. Kelsey popped up from behind the desk.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," she said.
"Why not?" Shigure asked.
"Because…I HAVE MR. WUGGLES!!!" Kelsey said smugly, holding up a fluffy brown teddy bear.
"Mr. Wuggles? Who's Mr…"
Shigure trailed off as he stared at Hatori. His jaw had dropped and he was staring at the teddy bear in horror.
"Hatori…is that your teddy bear?" he asked slowly.
Hatori's eyes darted back and forth between Shigure and Mr. Wuggles. Shigure started laughing hysterically.
"Let Lisa and Quincy go or the bear gets it," Kelsey ordered, holding a letter opener up to Mr. Wuggles's neck.
"What? No!" Shigure said, holding on to Quincy's arm.
Hatori grabbed the neck of his kimono and yanked.
"LET. GO," he ordered, flames coming off of him.
"Waaaaahhhh, Hatori's scary," Shigure whined.
Hatori growled and he dropped Quincy's arm hurriedly.
"Sigh, terrifying emo hotness," Kelsey sighed dreamily.
Lisa and Quincy ran to stand next to her.
"Mr. Wuggles is now our hostage; therefore you can not erase our memories! Ha!" Quincy shouted.
They turned to leave.
"I bet if you kiss the one with the bear she'll give it back," Shigure told Hatori. Bribery. Yum. ;D
Kelsey hesitated.
"He'll just erase the memory afterwards," Lisa reminded her.
"Oh…that's right," Kelsey nodded, looking crestfallen.
They ran before Shigure could think up any more tempting ideas to get Mr. Wuggles back.