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Fullmetal Alchemist
Sakura surveyed the damage with a growing sense of dismay. "This is not going to look good," she said mournfully. "We were supposed to investigate the Church of Leto not burn the freaking city to the ground."
"It's alright," Naruto said. "Yamato will probably forgive us for all of the paperwork that Kakashi's going to make him file on this." He reconsidered. "Eventually. Maybe."
Sasuke snorted and Sakura turned to glare daggers at him. "Stop encouraging him! It's not funny."
"You're right, Hag," Sai said thoughtfully. "Our responsibilities as State Alchemists are not funny. However, your new stress lines and the extra five pounds you have gained are mildly amusing."
Sakura gaped at Sai for a second before she decided that she could not put up this bullshit anymore and transmuted an earthen fist to punch Sai into the nearest church.
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Inuyasha
"Sasuke," Sakura growled. "What made you think that it was okay to throw me over your shoulder and walk away when I was talking to Naruto?" She was emitting an aura of such malevolence that Sai and Kakashi both felt it more prudent to abandon Sasuke to Sakura's tender care.
Which meant that there would be a Sasuke shaped hole in the ground before they left the area.
"Hm," Sasuke favored them with a monosyllable. Sakura could feel her blood pressure rising.
"You better start talking in words, Sasuke," Sakura threatened. "Or you will be one sorry dog-demon." She stared meaningfully at the rosary encircling Sasuke's neck.
"Would you rather," Sasuke began scornfully, "I left you to talk to that brainless wolf-demon?"
Sakura was about to have a heart attack, she swore it. "It's none of your business who I talk to," she began.
"Enough of this, woman," Sasuke interrupted. "We need to get back to searching for the jewel shards." Sakura's eyes twitched.
"Is that all you can ever think about," she said dangerously. "Sasuke, sit." A flash of light and thud. "Sit. Sit, SIT, SITSITSITSIT."
Kakashi and Sai watched the confrontation from a safe distance. "Do you ever think that Ugly will ever realize that Mutt is jealous?" Sai asked Kakashi.
Kakashi shook his head from behind a bright orange book. "They're both far too dense to pick up on subtle social cues like that."
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Bleach
"Sasuke no baka," Sakura said. "How nice to see you. It's been almost six months since you went to the human world." She surveyed Sasuke with distaste. "Clearly it wasn't to do anything productive."
"Now, Sakura-chan," Kakashi said. "There's no need to insult him. We just need to bring him in for questioning." His black robes and haori billowed out behind him in the chilly night breeze.
Sakura laughed mirthlessly. "Tachio, when idiots neglect their duties after breaking the law, I think that I'm allowed to insult them." Kakashi remained silent, his attention directed to Sasuke.
"Haruno Sakura," Sasuke said. "You've changed since the last time I saw you."
"I'm not a hopeless fangirl anymore, you mean," she said. "But you've taken a turn for the worse, Uchiha-fukutaicho."
"Oi, bastard," a blonde called out from behind them. "You really thought you could leave without me noticing?" Sasuke cursed under his breath and turned around to face the newcomer. Sakura noted with surprise that blonde was wearing the black robes of a Shinigami and was holding the biggest zanpakuto she had ever seen.
Haruno Sakura, fukutaicho of the Sixth division, felt a smile spread across her face. "This wouldn't happen to be the imbecile who accepted your powers, would it?" she asked Sasuke, whose glare intensified. Her grin widened as she unsheathed her zanpakuto. "This is going to be fun."
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notes: this was a lot of fun to write, to be honest. especially the Inuyasha one.
notes: i still have AP exams tomorrow, why do I keep making bad decisions.
notes: i know that these aren't perfectly Sakura-centric, but hey. i wanted to write them this way.
notes: Please leave a review telling me what you think!