Twisted Entertainment Chapter 3
MC: Alright! Welcome to another Exciting Chapter of Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition!
Luppi: Hey! Mc-Guy!
MC: hmm?
Luppi: Can I do the disclaimer?
MC: Okay. (?_?)
Luppi: Master Bleach doesn't own Bleach or its Characters! Hey Ladies! I'm available!
Grimmjow: Lame!
MC: Very Lame!
Luppi: No its not!
Everyone: IT IS!
Last time…Grimmjow kissed Ichigo, Chad saved Kon from Aizen and Uryru is somehow not gay!
Uryru: What do you mean somehow?
MC: Okay! First review is from QuincyArcherIsABadAss!
QuincyArcherIsABadAss: I dare Uryru to admit that he has a crush on someone! And he has to tell us who it is!!
Uryru: Nice name! My crush is Nemu and we've been dating since the Bount incident.
Everyone: WWWWHHHAAAATTTTT!!!????!!!!
Nemu: It is true. *Blushes*
Malyuri/Ryuken: NO CHILD OF MINE WILL DO THIS!
Orihime: Good for you Uryru!
Malyuri/Ryuken:*Begin attacking* I FORBID IT!!!
*Arrows and Poison Gas goes all over the room*
Yuzu: Isn't someone going to stop them?
MC:*Yells* Shinigami-Quincy Hybrid!
Malyuri:*Grins* Research! Research!
MC: Soken, can you calm him down?
Soken:*Clams Ryuken down*
Malyuri: Nemu! I order you to have his children!
Everyone: (O.o) What…?
Nemu:*Faints*
Uryru: *Deathglares Malyuri*
MC: Okay…awkward…next person is…bandgeek9!
Yammy: hahahaha! Geek!
MC: SHUT UP YOU IMBECILE! *Hits Yammy*
bandgeek9: I dare Byakuya to dress up in clothes that Rukia picks out for him and I dare Kenpachi to cosplay Yachiru.
Byakuya: I will not…
Kenpachi: Hell No!
Rukia/Yachiru: PLEASE? (Super Puppy Dog Pout Look)
Byakuya: If anyone laughs…
Kenpachi: I'll Kill'em!
*Rukia gives Byakuya a Chappy the Rabbit suit*
*Kenpachi goes into a changing room with a pink wig*
Renji/Ikkaku/Yumichika: I wonder what they'll look like?
Byakuya/Kenpachi:*Comes Out* Grr…
Renji/Ikkaku/Yumichika: hahahahaahaaahahahaahahaaha!!!!
Byakuya: Bankai! Senbonzakura Kageoshi!
Kenpachi:*Takes off Eye Patch* Prepare to die!
Renji/Ikkaku/Yumichika:*Runs away in terror* Ahhh!!!!
Byakuya/Kenpachi:*Kills Renji, Ikkaku & Yumichika*
Everyone: (O.O)
MC: Oh Oh! *Revives Them*
Byakuya/Kenpachi:*Kills Renji, Ikkaku & Yumichika again*
MC: Not again! *Revives*
Byakuya/Kenpachi:*Kills Renji, Ikkaku & Yumichika again*
Everyone: (O.o) Wow…
MC: Argh! *Revives them*
Momo: Hey MC person!
MC: What is it?
Momo: Ex-Captain Aizen is missing!
MC:*Nonchalantly* Really…and…?
Momo: We have to find him! Gin could be brain washing him again!
Matsumoto/Kira/MC: *Glare* Momo…
Hitsugaya: *Makes room temperature drop 30 degrees F*
Gin: Anything wrong?
Momo: You brain washed Aizen! I hate you! *cries*
Gin: Oh dear…still believing in that are 'ya?
Aizen: Good Momo! *Pats head*
Hitsugaya: I'll KILL YOU!!!
Aizen: *Holds Momo as a Human Shield*
Hitsugaya: You ****!
Aizen: Do not use such vulgar words…it makes you seem stupid!
MC: *Hits Aizen in the face* Jerk!
Aizen: Hey! You can't punch me in the face! I wear glasses!
MC: I don't give a care.
Matsumoto/Kira/Hitsugaya/MC:*Happily Ignoring Him*
Momo: *Is crying her eyes out*
Gin: *Is Gin*
Neliel: Remember to review!
MC: Now after every chapter we'll interview a character!
Gin: Today its me!
MC: Alright! First question…Why do you always smile?
Gin: *Looks at Matsumoto* I don't really know.*Smiles*
MC: Next question…Why do you always have your eyes closed?
Gin: So I don't hav'to look at ugly people…like Omeada.
Omeada: Hey!
MC: Finally, Can you see with your eyes like that?
Gin: Yes…
MC: Wait! I got another one?!
Gin: What's it say?
MC: Are you planning to betray Aizen?
Gin: Now who would ask that?
Aizen: *Shifty Eyes*
MC: Out Of time! Read and Review! Out!