Demon Serpent
Disclaimer: don't own HP, and don't own Naruto…. HP could also be interpreted as Hard Porn… but I don't own it… if I get a girlfriend kinky enough, I might even put a homemade movie online, but since most girls wouldn't like that…. No sex movies of mine will be published…
Genin Tests bore me so…
Orochimaru looked at the man who was about to make sure that they were supposed to graduate… and didn't like it one bit.. he watched as the lazy Chuunin began to tell them that they would heed to do the city of Konoha proud and that they would have to do their duty in the war as Genin.
Orochimaru's vision was pulled to a bored Tsunade who simply yawned, and then looked at him with an interested look, making his curiosity peak and he looked at her and she winked and then made a few seals, and an incredibly busty version of herself stood there, dressed in provocative clothes, and the Chuunin looked at her and then keeled over, a gushing of blood from his nose being the cause of that. " Haha! Got you,. Ya bastard!" the shouted, and the rest of the students looked at her as she poofed back into her normal form, and gave Jiraiya a slap on the head, making it impact with his desk and making sure that the kid was now sporting an almost broken nose, coupled with the fact that there was a lecherous grin on his face. She mumbled something about never trying out the Sexuy-no-Jutsu again for as long as she lived, and then settled in her chair, making sure that the Chuunin didn't know who exactly it had been, and usually the blame was shifted onto jiraiya, who was pretty miffed about having to clean after the Genin Test had ended…
Orochimaru looked at the grown up version of Tsunade dressed in skimpy clothing and eh let out a low whistle of admiration, making sure that nobody heard it, and then continued to look at the good curves before it ended. He may have the body of a 10 year old but his mind was that of a 17 year old, so he would be able to wank off on that little view that Tsunade gave him, in her skimpy clothes which were seemingly made out of leather straps tied together, making sure that most men would have nose bleeds by just looking at it.
The Genin test was fairly simple, since it only involved having to henge into a shinobi and get some documents for it, and be unseen at it. Orochimaru passed that exam with upper marks, making sure that he went as the Shodai, and simply requested that he was to be left alone, in the same regal tone that the man used every time he met the young man. Orochimaru even managed to make a comment about how the Secretary's desk seemed to be unordered, and then warned that there might be some Genin coming to steal some documents today and that she should be wary…
Ten minutes later he was back at the academy, looking at the chuunin who he had handed the papers to, making sure that there wouldn't be any trouble with them. "Seems like you managed to get the papers, and even without getting spotted… Very good, young man, very good. You'll be a good shinobi in a few years." Orochimaru looked at the woman and sighed: "I'm sure I will be… but I have an ambition…. To kill a certain old man who ruined my life… that is my goal for the moment, and I will not rest until I have that old sorry bastard's ass dragged down to hell, even if I have to drag him there myself… " he looked at the Chuunin who laughed a bit and said; "So you are looking for revenge, aren't you, Orochimaru-kun? Well then, let me teach you something good for surprising people…"
They walked outside and the young Chuunin woman looked around and then said; "I'll probably get yelled at for teaching you something like this but you are a good kid, or at least I hope so and I want you to learn these techniques so you can get your revenge. I know the feeling, having seen someone kill someone dear to me, and it was so nice killing that man that I would like to give you the same chance. Call me Akemi-chan by the way. I'm 16 years old and I like killing people. I know about you, Orochimaru-kun, best rookie of the year, and probably one of the best in this generation if my hunch is correct."
Orochimaru nodded and then Akemi started her instructions, dealing with some of the basics of the jutsu that he would be learning, the Kanashibari no jutsu, or Killing Intent. "Alright, to use it., just focus chakra in your head and then make sure it is concentrated around your eyes for maximum effect, unless you wear a mask like us ANB--- err… us Chuunin who wear them at times… you can change your body language to give off killing intent too, and that is usually most used by ANBU." Orochimaru had caught on to the slip up and looked at the chuunin/ANBU in disguise and said: "I take it you are in ANBU?"
She looked a bit surprised, then said; "N-not at all… I don't know anything about me being in ANBU, I swear!" Orochimaru got a creepy look on his face and then said; "You said it yourself. Us ANB, could only be us ANBU, which would place you as an ANBU. And since Kanashibari is only known as to be used by the ANBU, I would have to deduce that you are in ANBU, and probably have fallen for my rugged good looks and just want to fuck me on this spot…" Orochimaru looked at the girl who turned a bit red at the last part and he had to jump away from a barrage of shuriken which hit the spot he had been standing at only moment before.
"I can literally taste the potential you have, kid. And knowing that there are a good deal of other talented brats around, I wouldn't take my chances teaching you if I didn't see that you had more in you then those others." Orochimaru looked at her and said: "You didn't say anything about not fucking me…" he was rewarded by a blast of fire aimed at his torso. "No need to get rough, I know when to give up… generally when women get angry, most of them don't resort to mindless violence… though some girls like to be experiencing it on their bodies…" he ducked away from a blast of electricity and then said: "Alright, alright, I give up, I'm no match to you, yet…"
Akemi looked at the Genin and then said; "Seems like you will be able to fight pretty well kid… not many new Genin could evade those jutsu like that…. It like you are made from rubber or something, because you seem to be able to stretch a lot."
Orochimaru sighed and said; "its something I recently discovered, something which would make my bones into a jelly which allows me to extend any part of my body to superhuman lengths…" as proof he made his tongue longer and wrapped it around Akemi's neck, who looked repulsed at the long tongue. "It looks gross…." Orochimaru just shrugged: "The ladies will love it though…" Akemi felt herself smile a bit and then said; "I'm sure they will, once you are older…" then she sighed deeply and then went back to teaching him. " Just make sure that you look like you are ready to pounce, by making sure that there is some sort of dangerous way of moving to you, something like a serpentine moving would be able to enhance your snake-like looks…"
Orochimaru nodded and envisioned him standing like the basilisk had done in the Chamber of Secrets. He looked at her and began to channel Chakra to his head and soon a brief flicker of Killing Intent was generated. Orochi within him applauded and said; "Alright, now use our Chakra, instead of your own." Orochimaru looked at the girl and said: "Check this out." And immediately he envisioned him being Orochi, staring down on the girl from high above, and he could see how a massive surge of killing intent was headed her way, and froze her in her tracks, making her look like a scared deer.
Akemi didn't know what happened to her. One moment the kid managed to summon up at least a bit of killing intent, and then suddenly she couldn't move thanks to a huge surge of the killing intent washing over her, from his body. She took note of the golden eyes looking at her and then him walking to her, and looking her in the eyes and said: "If you think this is bad, then I've got worse…" he looked at her and she collapsed because of the killing intent when he dismissed it.
"That truly was something. I may not have been with the ANBU for long but that was one hell of a killing intent you managed to summon there kiddo… even Commander-sama would be impressed, and you'd be able to hold Hokage-sama frozen for a few milliseconds at least." She commented, dusting off herself, and absently noticing that she had wet panties now, and absently changed them, not really caring too much for modesty after having such a near death experience thanks to the killing intent.
Orochimaru watched as she reached into her Chuunin vest and then retrieved a pair of panties, and then went into her pants with them still in hand, and a snapping noise was heard, and after a minute of wriggling, her hands came out with a pair of panties in them, and she absently incinerated them with a small Katon jutsu, before washing her hands with the aide of a small Suiton jutsu, a modification she had made.
She sighed and said; "It's all I am allowed to teach you… or actually, I wanted to teach you, since it would be nigh impossible for you to learn it so fast… you truly are quite the genius, Orochimaru-kun…. So, as a special favor, and also managing to impress me, I'll give you another Jutsu, just for you… and please keep this meeting a secret, since I'm not supposed to be here at all, having guard duty at the moment…" she gave him a scroll and said: "Look at it and memorize it, and then show me the jutsu."
Orochimaru looked at the scroll, and saw that it was a jutsu named the Kage Bunshin. He frowned at the name and then sighed and began to study the order of seals, and was pleasantly surprised that there could be solid bunshins made with the technique. He skipped the line which said chakra use to be high, and just read the theoretical part, before he looked at Akemi and said; "This should be easy…" he made the hand seals in a flawless order, and then three copies of himself appeared next to him, and Orochimaru dispatched them all with minimal strain on his chakra and his physical state, except for getting a good punch in the face from one of the Kage Bunshins.
"Akemi-sempai, where have you been? Commander-sama has called a meeting and wants us all to attend… " Akemi looked at the kid who had just managed to do a Jounin technique flawlessly and then mumbled something to her subordinates: "Don't sweat it. Tell commander-sama that I'll be along soon… I just got to make sure that this little talented brat won't accidentally kill himself… And please make sure that this field is clean when we leave, got it?" the ANBU saluted, Orochimaru looking at them with a twitch in his eyes and said; "Afraid to leave any marks, Akemi-taichou? I'm afraid they'll have to get a to—" he was cut off by the female who slapped a hand on his mouth and looked at him with her eyes shifting into red and having two black dots in them and said: "Don't you DARE mention that… I admit that you could probably be able to defeat one of the ANBU if you were made Chuunin rank, but do NOT disrespect me!"
Orochimaru just gave her a serene smile and said; "Why should I respect one who has not yet gained my respect? Akemi-chan, did you feel that dreadful killing intent from me just a few moments ago? Well… let's just say that's just scratching the surface of my extent, of my capacity…" he turned around and closed his eyes and then asked; "What is your last name anyhow? You got those freaky eyes…"
Akemi glared at the creepy pale kid, and said; "It's Uchiha, and don't you forget it snake-eyes." Orchimaru gave no outward reaction to that, but he spoke up: "Better a snake then a cowardly little girl." The hisses spewed forth from his tongue, him looking at the girl with his serpentine eyes and a huge serpent seemingly loomed over him, a wave of killing intent washing out, freezing all the ANBU in the field and making Akemi look at him with her eyes slightly wide, and when the episode of heavy killing intent was over, they toppled over due to the intense hatred. "Beaten by a mere child…"
Orochimaru fell over too, having exhausted himself without knowing it, the dark chakra being enough to wear him out. As unconsciousness took him he thought one thing: I'll get you, Uchiha Akemi, or else my name isn't Harry James Potter, or Orochimaru as you know me…
A new chapter…. Shall I add Akemi to the pairings list too? It should be fun to write her as an odd Uchiha, one who casually strips in front of Orochimaru just because she feels like it… any way she is going to be a character which you'll see a lot of…
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