Whoo, it took longer to write this than I thought. Sorry for that. In this chapter it features Yuffie and Tifa. Deals with something that I think Aerith would have no idea about. It might be a little mature-ish but not too bad, I still try and keep the comedy side active.

R&R

It was the middle of the afternoon when Aerith heard a knock at the door. She opened it to see her two friends waiting for her. "Hey, guys." Aerith chirped.

"So what are we doing today?" Aerith asked as she locked the door behind her. "We gotta get you groomed." Tifa said slyly. "What do you mean...'groomed'?" Aerith asked nervously.

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"No. No. No. No. NO. And a THOUSAND more NOs!" Aerith shouted. "Yes! Every women has gotten a wax before. And you are too!" Tifa said as she pushed Aerith through a waxing shop door.

"Hi. Yea, my friend-" -Yuffie pointed to Aerith as she spoke to the counter girl- "would like a bikini wax." Aerith's face fell pale. "First time?" the clerk asked Aerith. She was silent. "Yes, yes it is her first time." Tifa said in a calm voice. "So just the basic bikini wax this time, Sherry."

Aerith's eyes widened. "You know her name?" Tifa and Yuffie looked at each other briefly. "Yea, we come here anytime we want a waxing." Tifa said unfazed.

Before Aerith knew it, she was lying on a flat surface. Her stomach in naughts. "Oh, my god..." Aerith covered her eyes. "I can't believe I'm doing this." She said whimpering. "Calm down." Yuffie said. "It'll be fine." Tifa calmly remarked. "On the count of 3." said the waxer. Aerith took a deep breath as she heard the count down start.

"One..." said Sherry.

"It's going to hurt a lot isn't it?" Aerith cried to her two friends.

At the same time Tifa said "Nahh." Yuffie proclaimed; "Yea. It's going to suck."

"Two!" the waxer shouted as she ripped the wax strip off, taking Aerith by surprised. A loud yell escaped Aerith as the excruciating pain sunk into her skin. "Caboodle!"

The whole room burst into laughter. "'Caboodle?' Tifa and Yuffie repeated. "It's a word I use to replace any cuss words." Aerith said through a gasping voice.

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It was about 8:00 at night and Aerith was at her home, standing in front of a mirror trying on some different lingerie that she didn't get to try on before because they were a little more intimate. The cup of the bra was cut very low and was made of sheer, black lace, revealing the skin of her breast underneath. She had on a matching thong. Attached to the thong was a lace garter belt that led to black, lace stockings. Aerith didn't get the point of wearing stockings with underwear but she didn't understand guys all that well either. "Will Cloud like this?" She asked herself. Just then her cell rang, interrupting her thoughts. It was Yuffie. "Hey, me and Tifa will be there early tomorrow."

"Okay-" just then Aerith heard her cell make a beep sound. "Hold on- I got another call." she switched to the other caller. "Hello?"

"Hey, babe." she heard Cloud's voice say. "Cloud, can you hold on a sec?"

"Yeah."

Aerith quickly switched back to Yuffie. "Cloud's on the other line." Yuffie's voice got higher as she said; "He is? Ooh, tell him what you're wearing- Unless your wearing something completely nonsexy."

"I'm wearing some of the lingerie-" before Aerith could finish Yuffie interrupted her, "Ooh, you HAVE to tell him what you're wearing then, Aerith!"

"Yuffie, why is it always that with you?" Aerith asked with a laugh. "'Cause, guys love it..."

"I've gotta switch back to Cloud. Stay on the line, okay?"

"Be sure to put on a sexy voice." Yuffie said quickly before Aerith switched lines.

"Are you still there?" Aerith asked Cloud. "Yea, who were you talking to?" Cloud asked.

"Oh, no one."

"What are you doing then? I got time, so go all out." Cloud said, hoping to hear her voice a little longer. Before even thinking it over, Aerith blurted out, "Trying on lingerie..." she quickly covered her mouth with her hand realizing what she had just said. "Really?" Cloud said, awed by the thought of seeing her in lingerie. "Yea-" she began and before she realized it she added; "...it's black lace... and really really sheer."

"What am I saying?" Aerith thought nervously. "Any more details I need to know of?" Cloud said jokingly, anticipating her next words. "Hold on just a sec... I got another call." Aerith said before she switched back to Yuffie. "Oh, my god. Yuffie, I told him what I was wearing. What should I do now?"

"Just start out with details of what you're wearing. The color, texture, the look of it-just give him details of it all." Yuffie commanded. Aerith let out a deep breath, "Okay..."

"Ooh, and make sure to tell him how you're feeling."

"What do you mean?" Aerith asked. "You know, thoughts of how you feel towards Cloud when he's with you."

"'With me?'" Aerith repeated, not understanding what Yuffie meant. "Gawd, do I gotta spell it out for you?"

"Intimate, alone time." Yuffie's said, her voice coaxing Aerith to understand but Aerith was silent. "SEX! Geez, Aerith. I'm talkin' about how YOU feel during sex."

"Oh, my god! Yuffie!" Aerith shouted her voice holding the intense amount of mortification she was feeling. "Well, you gotta do it now. Especially since you already started by telling him what you're wearing." Yuffie added. "Whelp, see ya later!" Yuffie said happily. "Wait! What if I need your help?" Aerith pleaded. "Eww, Aerith. I'm not gonna talk to you during your conversation-that's gross." was the last thing Yuffie said before Tifa took the cell. "Aerith, just start by telling him how much you missed him and stuff. "

Aerith quickly switched back to Cloud. "Sorry it took so long."

"It's okay." Cloud replied. "...So, what were you saying?" Cloud asked discreetly, hoping she'd continue.

Aerith let out a small sigh, "...can't believe I'm about to do this. " she thought. She put on her best sexy voice, which was a bit overdone, and said; "I was saying I'm wearing some lingerie right now. It's real sssexy." Cloud just let out a small laugh at her more than obvious cute statement. "You are?" he said, deciding to play along. "Yea, it's like this, really-and I mean really- sheer lace-my skin underneath can be seen through it." Aerith described as she bit her bottom lip, hoping she was being sexy enough. "Ohh, and its also got these lace stocking-things attached to my underwear by some strap. But I'm not too sure why."

If Aerith would have been able to see Cloud she would have seen him sit up quickly, a look of awe on his face from what she just described. Cloud swallowed as he anticipated her next words. "But anywho, I've missed you a lot." She said, slightly disappointing Cloud.

Still phased by what Aerith said, Cloud stuttered; "Y-yea, I missed you too." Aerith remembered what her friends told her, "I especially miss how you kiss me." she said in a seductive tone. "The way you kiss my neck...how you run your hands down the small of my back." Cloud sat up again, his eyes wide from surprise of what she was saying. "What's gotten into her?" he asked himself. Cloud decided to play along with her game even further. But right when he decided to say something Aerith abruptly spoke; "Uhh, hold on a sec, okay?" Before Cloud could protest Aerith was already switching back to Tifa.

"Okay, I told him I missed how he kissed me. Now what?"

"Well, when my guy is off far away, we usually do this sort of thing. So tell him you're imagining him doing that stuff now. And use nicknames!" Tifa instructed. "Yea! That will totally make him go bonkers, Aerith!" she heard Yuffie shout. Aerith let out a small fit of giggles, half because she was embarrassed and half because she was having fun, she then switched back to Cloud. "You there, bodyguard?"

Cloud took in a deep breath, "I'm definitely not going anywhere else..."

"Good. I'm imagining you kissing me..." she made her voice low and seductive, "...right now." Cloud wasn't sure how to react and without realizing what he was about to say he said; "Where?" Aerith paused at Cloud's question. Not sure what she should say to that, "Great, now what do I say?"

"Uhh, Cloud. Can you hold on a sec. Someone's calling." Cloud wanted to protest but Aerith switched back to Tifa before he could speak. "I said I've been imagining him kissing me. He asked where. Should I say my lips? Oh, god... I didn't even know you could be kissed anywhere else!" Aerith's voice was fast and timid. "No, you did good with the kissing thing, just tell him your body."

"Say your stomach!" Yuffie shouted. "Orrr places like that." Tifa added. "Like what?" Aerith asked. "Places, Aerith. Places" Tifa's voice was hinting towards something but Aerith didn't understand. "Damn, like your legs, thighs, chest, back, vajayjay-THOSE places." Yuffie shouted, her voice stressing those places. "Oh..." Aerith said quietly her voice getting louder the second time; "OH!"

"I'm not sure if I can do that..." Aerith said shyly. "Well, you have to. Remember details and nicknames." Tifa said. Aerith sighed, yet again, and switched back to Cloud, yet again. "Cloud?" Aerith asked, a part of her was wishing he had hung up but... "I'm still here." Cloud replied. "...So...you were saying?" he added. Aerith's mind was racing with her current situation and she was spacing out. "What?" she said in a surprised voice. "You said you were imagining me kissing you... Where?" Aerith shook her head and slapped her forehead with her palm. "Ooh, yeah! I was imagining you..." -she thought of a good place to say, somewhere sexy but not slutty- "...you were kissing my... lower tummy... Yes, that's where. Right by my belly button."

"I see-" Cloud was even more intrigued, "Am I doing anything else during that?" Cloud asked confidently. Aerith paused, not knowing what to say. "Umm, can you hold on a sec." Aerith said nervously.

"Wait, don't hang-" was the last thing Aerith heard Cloud say before she switched back to Tifa and Yuffie...or so she thought. "Now he's asking me what else he's doing to me in my fantasy!"

"What?" Cloud said confused. Hearing the voice, Aerith felt a wave of heat rush through her, "Who is this?" Aerith asked, hoping it wasn't Cloud. "...Cloud?" he said. "Oh, my god...!" she thought. Aerith quickly switched to Tifa, without saying anything to Cloud.

"He's asking me what else he's doing to me. I swear, he was never THIS perverted before!" Aerith's voice was fast and strained. "It's okay, just tell him he's running his hands up your leg...or better yet, your thigh." Tifa laughed.

Aerith made haste to switch back to Cloud. "I'm back" she said, her voice tired of playing this silly game already. Right when Aerith was about to speak Cloud beat her to the chase, "Aerith, are you all right?"

"Y-yes... Why?"

"You're just acting kinda... different."

Aerith's mouth fell open, "W-w-what do you mean?"

"Just the way you've been talking tonight... It's not like you. " Aerith began to speak but stopped as Cloud started again, "It's not bad... it's just...not like you." A smile spread across Aerith's face. "Cloud, can you hold on just one more sec?"

"Depends, is this the last time you'll do this? Cause I'm not a fan of being tugged back and forth like this." Cloud laughed. "Yes." Aerith giggled as she switched back to Tifa. "Hey, I'm gonna talk to just Cloud, okay?"

"All right, tell us how it goes!"

Aerith switched back to Cloud for the final time, "All right, I'm all yours bodyguard."

Phew, long chapter! Long indeed! The next chapter will be up soon!