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The group looked out of their windows at the beautiful scenery they had arrived in. Rolling hills as far as the eye could see, with a stream that appeared from the side of a large rock. It had rained overnight so there was much more water than usual.

Tony got out and opened the side door for the group to get out. Eve was the first to get out of the door, and landed in a giant mud puddle.

"Argh!' She shouted, "be careful, there's a-" "ARGH!" She was cut off by the sound of M shouting and the loud squelch of mud.

She span around to see her boss laid face first in the puddle, trying to get up.

"BOND? DID YOU PUSH ME?" She hollered, turning to face a grinning double oh agent.

"No!" He said in mock horror, "Why would I do anything like that?"

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" She roared and started towards him.

"Not if you can't get me." He laughed and ran off over the hill.

The others stared at them until they disappeared from view, and Tanner broke the silence. "So, while M kills Bond, shall we get the tents up and cases out?"

"Seems a good idea." Said Eve, grabbing her bags and pulling them out of the mini bus. "But wait, what about their bags? Shall we get them?"

Q gave a mischievous grin, and said "Well, you know, we're not their slaves... And they're not here..."

"Q, where is this going?" Asked Tanner nervously.

"We leave them on the coach" he grins, looking at the other two. "How about it?"

Eve said it was a brilliant idea, "And we can phone Tony to bring them back after, on the emergency phone that Q's looking after!"

Tanner wasn't keen at all, and thought it was a death wish. "When she finds out she'll become a mass murderer, I'm telling you."

"Oh lighten up Bill!" Laughed Eve, slapping him on the back and going to get her bags from the mini bus.

Meanwhile M was taking a break from attempting to kill Bond, just over the hill from where Tony had parked the car. She was exhausted now and resting on a rock, nursing a foot she almost went over on. Her agent hadn't realised she had stopped until she shouted at him.

"Bond, you can stop now, I can't be arsed. My foot hurts and I'm knackered."

He turned around and studied her face, before realising she was being truthful and started walking back to her.

"You ok?" He said when he was close enough for her to hear him.

"Just injured my foot a bit, I'll go soon."

"Ok." Said Bond, unsure of what else to say.

"We're going to have to learn to get along better while we're here you know." M said, looking down, "or I'm going to literally kill you."

"That's the whole point of this damned trip." Replied 007, joining her on the rock. "To learn to get along better."

"And now I realise why we were sent here!" She gave a half hearted laugh, and got up. "Come on, lets get back to the others." She took a step forward and breathed in sharply.

"Want some help?" Asked Bond tentatively.

"No, I'm perfectly capable thank you." Snapped M and she hobbled off in front.

Once they both got back to where they arrived (M holding Bonds arm, despite her best intentions), they saw that the tents had been put up, and the mini bus gone.

Eve emerged from the smaller, red tent that belonged to her and M. "Hello again, nice to see you both alive." She grinned.

"Yes, yes, whatever. I didn't kill him but I did end up with a bloody throbbing ankle that hurts like hell, which isn't much consolation really. I see Tony's gone?"

"Oh dear, it'll heal soon I'm sure. Yes he said he had somewhere to be urgently, so he had to shoot off."

"Alright. I'm just going to change my clothes and have a proper look at my ankle, I'll be right back."

Before Eve could say anything about her bags, she'd disappeared inside the tent.

"I might go change too." Said Bond, turning to the blue tent that stood behind him, but Eve grabbed his arm.

"Wait." She said, just as M emerged from wanting to change her shoes.

"Eve? Where did you put my bags?" She asked.

"And why can't I go get changed?" Said Bond.

"Um, let's let Q explain shall we?" She replied and they went over to where Q was stood looking at the scenery.

"Q?" Called Eve, "M and Bond want to know where their bags are!"

He turned around, half smiling half nervous. "We'll, the thing is, you weren't here, when you know, we were getting unpacked, and well, um, we kinda left your stuff on the mini bus..."

M's face went from irritated, to annoyed to red when she realised what they'd done.

"And this," she hissed, looking at Q, "was YOUR idea?"

"Kinda, um, yeah, but it-" he didn't get to finish as M ran towards him and shoved him in the same puddle she'd fallen in. "YOU BLOODY IDIOT!" She screamed, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

Q sat up and wiped the mud from his glasses, before reaching into his pocket and pulling out a very wet, very broken phone.

"That was our only chance of getting your stuff back, and contacting anyone else back home." He said before throwing the wrangled mess in M's direction, "so it's now your fault you only have what's on your back."

Q got up and announced he was going for a shower, before realising there wasn't one.

He turned around and said "Wait, there is no shower. Where am I meant to get cleaned?"

"The stream, idiot." Snapped M who was now in an extra foul mood.

"Ok, ok!" He said, "I'm going to put up some clothes so you can't all see me, yeah, in my birthday suit so to speak. See you later."

"Unfortunately." Said M when she thought he was too far away to hear.

"Evil-queen-of-numbers." Q fake coughed before quickening his pace down to the stream with his clothes.