Ah yes, I do believe it was last chapter that we were graciously introduced to the wonderful and the amazing TAISTOOOOOO also known as Finland's daddy. And, you see, he's got a few interesting things to tell our dear Finland in this chapter. Also making a feature; the Nordics staring Icey's disapproval and Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Korea and their plot on China. However, I can't tell you lovely people any more or I'll pretty much tell you the entire chapter. XD We will be going into each family's life soon (Like maybe the next chapter) I was only going to do one family per chapter, how does that sound?

Go vote on my profile for which family you want to see more of!

I am happy to say that I have finally- *Camera pans over to show empty space near Sterling* I had caught Rome... had... past tense... Taisto disclaimer!

Taisto: I, personally wouldn't mind if Sterling owned Hetalia, but alas, my dreams can't come true...

Naturally Finland's family reunion was not lost to everyone else. Kiev was with her son, Russia, and her two daughters; Ukraine and Belarus. She noticed her lover over by his, twin, sons and daughter. Not thinking of the mental scarring that would occur Kiev approached her lover, Taisto, and his family, her children in tow. "Taisto! Are you going to introduce me?" The woman asked, locking arms with the blushing man.

Taisto cleared his throat, "Yes. Offspring, this is my mistress, Kiev, and her children, Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus. Mistress and offspring, my offspring. You are now introduced."

Kiev smirked, "Thank you, love." And with that she gave Taisto a quick peck on the cheek.

~Hetalia~

Finland felt his jaw drop; he guessed Estonia probably had the same look on his face. Hungary looked like she just imagined it and was scarred for life. Ukraine was shocked. Belarus just blinked and looked at the two ancients. And Russia, poor, poor Russia looked like he was ready to faint. Or vomit… or both. Either one works. Fainting is the authoress' preferred one though. But, back to the story.

"Isä?" Finland asked hesitantly, still trying to get used to the word.

"That would be me." Taisto replied nonchalantly.

"…Your mistress is Russia's mother?"

"Yeah, why?"

Finland couldn't respond. For he had just imagined it and he joined Russia by the trashcan and the two up-chucked together.

"See? I told you they'd get along, but you didn't believe me." Taisto pouted at Kiev.

"I… I'm not sure that's getting along. But, it looks like they've bonded a little." Kiev responded before going to Russia to comfort her sickly looking son.

_Hetalia_

Naturally the other nations and their natural nosy-ness had watched the entire exchange and looked on in horror as Finland and Russia up-chucked into the waste-basket. Neither country was known for a weak stomach so it must have been quite the shock to learn that their respective parents had an ongoing affair with one another.

Sweden, for one, was terrified. He and the other Nordics knew Finland had a strong stomach; after all they had all fallen victim to his cooking at least once in their lives. Belarus and Ukraine had joined their mother in comforting the still dry-heaving Russia while shooting disbelieving glances at Finland and his family. They had remembered their mother having a lover, but they didn't realize it was Finland's father. Sure, they probably should have put two and two together and realized that Taisto looked familiar especially when they finally met Finland a few years after his father's death.

Poor Finland on the other hand, along with Estonia, had no idea that he had a father let alone an almost stepmother. Sure, Finland guessed his father did have good taste in women. Kiev was pretty… ah! Finland mentally facepalmed. That was probably exactly what his father thought. That meant he was just like his father, and that meant that in Finland's logic he'd end up having an affair with one of Russia's sisters. It was enough to make the poor Finnish man pale and go back for round two in the wastebasket.

_Hetalia_

Iceland watched as everyone was joyously -or not in Finland and Russia's case- re-united with long lost relatives. However, he was not going to join in with everyone's happiness. He refused to even go over to the woman who was by his brothers, claiming that she missed them as she comforted them through their tears of happiness. But he knew it was a lie. There was no way that woman was his mother. And his supposed father, don't even get him started. That man just watched, glaring at the woman like she was the bane of humanity.

He was startled from his thoughts when Norway came over to him and pulled him towards the woman. Iceland did his best to ignore his brother's uncharacteristic show of emotion. It was a little freaky to him. And he didn't like it. Was it so much for everything to just go back to the way it was before these "Ancients" decided to pay a visit? Apparently it was. But, Iceland was unable to ponder on the subject for any longer for Denmark had stolen him from Norway and had slung one of his arms around Icey's shoulder.

"So, Ice, this is my Mor, Saga, and my Far, Scandia." Stated the over zealous Dane as he introduced Iceland to his parents for the first time. Naturally referring to Saga and Scandia as only his parents got quite the rise out of Norway and Sweden who both looked rather upset.

"Listen Dane, they're our parents too." Norway glared at Denmark.

"I might be your father by blood, but you're not my son." Scandia spoke up after Norway reprimanded Denmark. Iceland felt frustrated. How could a man that claimed to be their father speak to his big brother like that? Judging by his older brothers' reactions; it was pretty easy for Scandia. Iceland noticed Saga send a glare at the blond Ancient. At least he knew where Norway got his glares from now.

_Hetalia_

Loooooong after the world meeting was over everyone arranged to take their loved ones back to the homes that had been built for them to live in as families. All except for one family that is. China was bombarded with silent, accusatory glares from three teenagers that were sitting behind him on the flight back. You see, no one ever came to claim them as their children. No mother. No father. Hell, there wasn't even a Cousin Bessy a bajillion times removed that would claim them as kin.

Korea expressed his dislike of the situation through yelling at China in Korean. Taiwan sat in the corner of her flight seat and pouted, her eyes boring into China's head. And Hong Kong was glaring at China with the intensity of a thousand suns whilst plotting how he was going to enact his revenge. So, it was easy to say that it was going to be a long plane ride back.

China groaned. He was never going to hear the end of it.

Wow, that was an interesting chapter, now wasn't it my minions? Don't worry it'll get more interestinger! (And, last chapter I had a problem with a word that I used that was slang ("drug" instead of "dragged") if any of y'all see something like that don't be afraid of letting me know!)

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Translations:

Mor- Mother

Far- Father

Isä- Father