Jagger and Trace's Awesome Adventures Ch.3!

Trace was walking through the grassy plains, sipping some tea when he saw Jagger fighting a Yanmega, with several trees around them knocked down.

"Haha! You cannot defeat me Naruto!" Jagger said valiantly. "For I am a Zanpaktau! One of the greatest Yu-Gi-Oh masters in the universe! Choose your Digimon, and I shall activate my Super Saiyan powers!" Jagger threw an Aura Shpere at the Yanmega, knocking him back several feet.

"Hmph. Well played Goku, but my Agumon knows the hidden ability Polimerization! Which raises my power level to over 9000!" The Yanmega yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" They continued screaming at each other for awhile, and eventually turned golden and were engulfed in golden flames. That is, until a random Machamp Dynamic Punched Jagger into Yanmega, causing them to fly far back, knocking down several trees.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" The Machamp yelled, annoyed. Trace sighed and rubbed his head.

"Typical..." He said as he went off to find Jagger. He found him somewhat of 20 yards away from the original battleground, and was found unconscious, lying on top of Yanmega. Trace sighed and shook his head.

"Oh Jagger... Why did you have to take that Rare Candy..." He began to drag Jagger back to the house, but then an idea popped up in his head.

"Eh, I'll probably feel sorry for him later, but what the heck, it will be funny." Trace found Rena walking around and said

"Here, take this." he tossed Jagger over to her

"Eeeeeee! Thank you Trace!" Rena squealed with glee, grabbing Jagger and running off faster than an Electrode. Trace sweat dropped.

"H...Huh? Arceus is that you?.. Where am I?.." Jagger said sleepily, slowly regaining consciousness.

"Hi Jagger!" Rena said excitedly.

"Ah! Rena?" He said, trying to get up, but couldn't. "The hell?.." Jagger grew wide eyed as he found he was tied to the ground. "R...Rena?.."

"Yeeessssss?"

"Would you do me a favor and tell me WHAT THE HELL YOU DID TO ME?!"

"Notttthinnngg..."
"THEN WHY AM I STRAPPED TO THE FLOOR?!"

"No reaassson.."

"THEN UNTIE ME YOU CRAZY PLANT!"

"I'm afraid I cant do that..."
"WHY THE HELL NOT?!" There was a long silence. "Rena. What are you doing? Rena? What are you doing!? Ren-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Trace was minding his own business when Jagger shakily walked by, shivering.

"Holy... What did she do to you?" Jagger fell to the ground and started sobbing.

"It was horrible! She tied me to the ground, and... and... and..." Jagger started rocking back and forth in fetal position. Trace cringed in disgust as disturbing images flooded his mind. Then Rena, walking beside a Tangrowth, walked up to them.

"OH ARCEUS NOT AGAIN! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY YYYYYYYY!" Jagger yelled as he ran away from Rena and the tentacle monster. Trace's mouth fell agape as even more disturbing images went through his mind. He chased after them, firing several Flamethrowers at the two grass types, burning them to a crisp.

"Waaaahhh! Trace why did you do that!" Rena cried.

"Because you were going to do unspeakable things to Jagger!"

"B...But-"

"Buts are for sitting!... Damn, Jagger must be rubbing off on me..." Trace ran after Jagger. He found him hiding behind a bush rocking back and forth in fetal position... Again...

"Its the- eye of the Lux-ray and the blah blah blah blah! I do not know the words no-ow!" Jagger said, sobbing.

"Damn... He's really traumatized..." Trace thought out loud.

"It's okay Jagger, let me get you some brain bleach."

"Brain bleach? Dang man, he really is rubbing off on you." Trace's subconscious said.

Jagger was sitting at the table, drinking some "beer" when Trace asked

"Jagger, what are you doing?"

"Drowning my sorrows." He responded.

"Damn, Rena must have really screwed you up huh?"

"More ways than one." Trace hunched over for a moment.

"Oh Arceus, he had to pull the more ways than one."

"Really hurts my dignity..." Jagger stated. There was a long pause...

"Jagger?"

"Yeah?"

"You do know that that's Pepsi with the label off right?"