Honey I'm Home; my back's killing me.

After hearing Spike's voice, Harmony ducked under her desk pretending to search for something she'd lost.

"Harmony? I thought you we at your desk?" Spike questioned as he approaches Harmony desk.

"What the f!" Harmony yells smacking her head on the of her desk, "Owa."

"What are you doing under your desk?"

"I was looking for my contact that fell out."

"You're a bloody vampire, Harm. You don't wear contacts, love."

"Oh, Um…"

"Were you hiding from me?"

"Well, yeah."

"You're a bloody idiot. You know that? Angel has a job for you, you got to get the guest rooms ready for eight people in eight hours."

"What about you?'

"I got to bloody HIDE myself, so I don't embarrass the grand poofster while his friends are here."

"I'll be right on that." Spike walks away giggles at Harmony 's expense.

Nine and a half hour later, Carlisle rings the doorbell to Wolfram and Hart waiting for someone to open the door. Carlisle waits another two-minutes before ringing the doorbell again; he turns to his family and shrugs. Emmett off to the side is impatiently stomping his foot.

"Emmett, what is your problem?"

"Do you realize how long it's been since the last time I ate? Dad!"

"I know. But let's not think about it, right now."

"But, I'm hungr-ry."

At that, Carlisle ignores Emmett and ring's the doorbell once more. "So, Alice now where's the best place to shop at again? In L.A." Esme asked trying to distract everyone.

"Why. Rodeo Drive! Of course." Alice said sounding like Julia Roberts best friend in 'Pretty Woman'.

The door swung open as spike went to step through almost running into Carlisle. "Hello we're here to see…"Carlisle starts as Spike blatantly interrupted;

"Oh, you must be the blokes coming to visit, and the reason I am being kicked out. Cause apparently embarrassment to peaches and his whole brigade. Do have a nice time then; I probably won't be seeing you later."

Carlisle paused a minute, "Have a nice time yourself, I didn't catch your name."

"Oh, I'm Spike, Angel's pretty little love slave." The whole family turned to stare at Spike; as he swaggered down the stairs of Wolfram and Hart and getting onto his black Harley.

Out of nowhere Edward asked the family, "Why would some lie about something so strange?"

"Edward, homosexuality is a common practice in the states nowadays. You should not be so insensitive." Rosalie whispered it sternly. In which Edward turned to her with a dumbfounded look upon his face while running a hand though his hair.

Jasper starts snickering making Jacob laugh, who rarely ever saw Jasper laugh at all. Esme hearing both of them laughing at what she assumed was the word homosexuality, turned and chastised them "Aren't you two a little to old to be laughing at something like that." In turn, making them laugh even more.

"Hey, it's good to know that Jasper can laugh." Emmett responded and punching Jasper in the arm. Jasper started at Emmett from the corn of his eye in a brooding kind of way.

Finally after everyone stopped laughing, Bella asked Rosalie "Did you forget that Edward is a mind-reader?" Rosalie gives Bella the death glare wishing she had Jane's power.

Edward wrinkles his forehead, pinching the bridge of his nose, and slightly shaking head. Bella sees the expression giggles and smack him on the butt. Edward, startled, looked at her sternly "Bella."

This made Alice laugh mockingly said "Yeah, Bella." Edward just growled.

"Com'on Esme, let's go ask for Liam." Carlisle wraps an arm around his wife leading her inside.

Emmett follows whispering into Rosalie's ear, "It's okay, I know you didn't forget." She smiles at him shyly.

Alice grabs hold of Jaspers shirt; who's standing with a distant look on his face, pulling him across the threshold. Telling Jasper, "You know Jasper, homosexuality isn't funny."

"It is where I come from." He said snickering once more, Alice puts her arm in his and leans her head on his shoulder. Giggles with him at they enter Wolfram and Heart.

Renesmee and Jake were next to enter into the doorway. Renesme, having seen her mom smack her dad in the rear said to him, "So what's up with my parents right?"

Then Jacob, laughing at her words said, "Yeah…I know." and put his hand around her waist.

Edward saw Jacob put his hand onto Renesmee and growled. "Jacob…" Jacob turned around and grinned sheepishly at him and then removed his hand and let Renesmee enter Wolfram and Hart first; like the gentleman he wasn't but Edward expected him to be.

"This is going to be a very long trip." Edward told Bella as he ran both hands through his hair. He then took a very deep, although unneeded, breath and exhaled before entering the building as well. As the doors closed behind them all, Spike said under his breath, "Me embarrass Angel? Not with this bunch. No they are a feisty few, that is for sure." As he drove off into the city of L.A. leaving nothing but exhaust smoke behind him