A/N: hey guys, Henge! Is back with an update…
Yaaay!!! I am currently very happy cuz we just had our JS prom last Thursday!!
Danced with random people till my feet hurt…
Waaaaa!!! Sadly, this week, we get long tests the whole week so I need to study… yeah right, hell freezes whenever I study and devils hates winter _ ehe!
Unlike canon, Henge! has a month's break before chuunin exams, is there a problem? (Cocks shotgun)
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The next morning, Naruto walked out of his apartment looking very giddy for some reason, unbeknownst to him, he was being followed by a pair of very curious teammates.
"That power, I must have it" Sasuke thought to himself. And Sakura didn't have anything to say but"Sasuke-kun's so cool!"
Naruto reached the team 7 training ground and summoned a shadow clone.
"Alright, Lets train!" Naruto said. A smirk followed before the Naruto clone put his hands in a ram handseal. Sasuke and Sakura thought in sync "there it is again" before the clone said the name of his technique once more.
"Ningen Henge!"
A cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated it showed a figure, much smaller since he was crouched down.
The person stood up straight and the remainder of team seven saw who Naruto had become.
The teen had long blonde hair, tied in a ponytail, wearing what it seems to be a blue gentleman's vest, his blue pants were held up by many belts with one having an elongated pouch attached and thick, silver-colored leather boots. He had thick blue cuff links and grey gloves. What shocked Sasuke and Sakura the most was the tail. The boy had a monkey tail that looked to be very flexible judging by its movements.
"Ohayo, Zidane!!" Naruto grinned widely.
"Hey, Naruto!" the simian tailed boy enthusiastically replied.
"First things first" Zidane walked to Naruto and faced the direction of the tree where the eavesdroppers reside.
"You have 10 seconds to leave Naruto alone before I destroy that tree with you in it" Zidane glared into Sasuke and Sakura's eyes "10!" Zidane suddenly crouched low into his battle stance,"9!"Two short swords materialized in a flash of yellow light,"8!" He charged energy through his blades, making them glow pink with his energy.
"1!" Zidane punched the air in front of him, causing a large bullet of pink energy the size of his head, to fly from his fist. It flew through the air quickly and slammed into the tree. The tree was split vertically with splinters flying everywhere. Fortunately for the eavesdroppers, they had the sense to jump out of the way as soon as they saw Zidane charge his attack.
"What's the big idea, Naruto-baka!!" Sakura screeched.
Naruto was surprised, he didn't expect for his teammates to be the ones who were spying on him.
"Take of the henge, baka!" Sakura tried to punch Zidane but he just bent his body backwards, making Sakura miss and causing her to be unbalanced.
"I said I would blow up that tree, did I not?" Zidane calmly said. "How did you do that?" Sasuke suddenly demanded from the long-haired blonde.
"I dunno, ask Naruto when he learns it" Zidane replied with a shrug.
"Now if this game of twenty questions is over, then could you please leave" Zidane asked.
"I can't believe you guys…" The pink-ette and duck-ette's attention were suddenly on their teammate.
Naruto had his head down, his eyes being shadowed by his hair. You didn't have to be a Jounin to see that Naruto was upset.
"To spy on me while I was training" Naruto raised his head and uncharacteristically glared at his fellow genin.
Sasuke and Sakura were taken aback by the glare. It was like Naruto was considering about killing them. "And to think I trusted you two…" Naruto stood straight and put his arms on his waist, "I'm going to have to ask you to leave now" Naruto silently said.
Sasuke bristled in anger. "Who the hell do you think you are? I'm an Uchiha, a clan less dead-last like you does not have the right to order me around!" Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the front of his clothes "Now you listen to me" Sasuke snarled "Teach me that technique or I'm…" Sasuke was cut off by a similar grip on his shirt then he felt a sense of vertigo before his head collided painfully with the ground knocking him out.
From Sakura's PoV it would have looked like a little something like this…
Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the front of his shirt and started shouting at Naruto. Naruto suddenly grabbed Sasuke too but, unlike Sasuke, Naruto suddenly flipped Sasuke backwards. Sasuke was too shocked to react so his head was driven to the ground.
All in all, a very debilitating yet beautiful throw that was similar to a suplex was committed upon the last loyal (not for long) Uchiha.
Sakura was stunned speechless. Her Sasuke-kun (author barfs noodles) was assaulted by Naruto.
She was so stunned that she can barely register Zidane beside her, applauding and occasionally wiping non-existent tears from his eyes and continually blubbering "That's my boy" and "They grow up so fast" between fake sobs.
Naruto faced her, obviously pissed, and said "Take the emo and get out" in a quiet voice.
Sakura nodded vigorously and picked up Sasuke before rushing to the nearest hospital, not even thinking of molesting the unconscious Uchiha.
Zidane was staring at Naruto.
"…"
Naruto stared back
"…"
Naruto broke out into a grin.
"How was that?"
Zidane grinned also
"You sure you don't practice acting? cuz that was pretty realistic to me…" Zidane joked.
"Uzumaki Naruto, Actor, in your service" Naruto bowed as if on a stage.
Zidane sniggered before schooling his emotions "okay, enough with the fun, let's get down to business"
Zidane broke out into a smile, the kind that shows that he has something in store for our hero.
"Start trying to summon the mage mashers, without my help this time." Zidane crossed his arms in front of his chest. "You do still have the catalysts, right?" Zidane asked.
"Yeah, yeah…" Naruto took out gloves from his shuriken pouch. The gloves were completely similar to Zidane's, from the material and appearance.
He sat down in an Indian style position and put them on before starting to channel his chakra through them, causing them to glow with the same yellow energy as before.
"Remember" Zidane reminded Naruto "To summon the Mage Mashers, you need to remember the feeling of when the memories of me were flowing through your body"
Naruto remembered clearly. The feeling was as if he ate energy and it was running through his body, the feeling of boundless energy with a slice of mischievousness.
Zidane's eyes widened. Naruto was making remarkable progress. He can feel the mage mashers in Naruto's palms but he can't see them. (1)
Zidane smiled when he saw that the mashers were slowly solidifying in Naruto's hands. The hilts, then the chains snaked out the ends, and then the hilts grew guards, blades slowly growing out of them like a sapling growing into a tree in fast forward. Zidane's smile dropped when he noticed one thing. "He shaped the blades like butterfly wings!" He thought.
Naruto was interrupted by a smack upside the head. He looked up to Zidane who pointed to his hands. He adopted a WTF expression before saying "oops…"
Zidane palmed his face and sighed. "This is going to be a long day…"
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Kakashi was thinking over the discussion that he had with the Third yesterday.
Choshapo: Furasshubakku Hajime no jutsu!
"Before you leave Kakashi-kun, do you have any questions about Naruto's newly revealed ability?" Hiruzen asked.
"Just one…" Kakashi paused, and continued after Hiruzen nodded (2)
"What else can Naruto do with this technique?" Kakashi asked.
The Sandaime puffed his pipe a few times before answering.
"He can summon them and train under them, so as not to call them repetitively in every situation" Hiruzen puffed once more before continuing. "You really wouldn't expect Uzumaki Naruto, of all people, to keep on asking help every time he's in trouble, ne?" Hiruzen asked Kakashi with a chuckle.
Hiruzen "Poppeye'd" a few more times. (3)
"He can call upon their powers partially with the use of something the Kyubi calls "Catalysts". These are items from whoever was called that stays even after the Ningen Henge is released. An example of these would be a bell from Kenpachi or Jin's studded, fingerless gloves" Hiruzen stated(4).
Kakashi cringed at the thought of the crazy man.
"He can have as many Catalysts as he wants but, to my memory, he can only use one at a time" Hiruzen expounded.
Kakashi took a few moments to absorb the newly found knowledge before standing up and bowing to the old leader. "That would be all, Hokage-sama" Kakashi left the room leaving an old man to his devices.
Choshapo: Furasshubakku Owari no Jutsu!
Kakashi shook his head to clear his thoughts. "I have got to see some of Naruto's more shinobi-like transformations" were his thoughts before he lay back on his couch and read his Icha Icha in peace.
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Sasuke opened his eyes to a white ceiling. His head felt really heavy for some reason and when he checked, he felt very thick bandages wrapped all over his head.
A single thought ran through his mind.
"The Dobe will pay!"
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As I said above, I have exams the whole week. Even though I rarely study for them, I still can't touch my laptop because of my parents so there will be a pause on updates…
Choshapo pretty much means Author Arts…
Flashback start and flashback end respectively
1. Think fate/stay night before Saber manifests Excalibur, she swings something around but she can't see It, right?
2. Most authors either don't know about this or are just too lazy to care… in the army, you can't just ask a question to a higher ranking official without permission, and the Naruto Universe is pretty much an army like society right.
3. Yeah, I'm pretty much turning Sarutobi into a crackpot
4. Jin from Tekken…
Next chap will make them go on a mission that is definitely familiar to all of you… first one to guess via either review or pm gets mentioned next chapter and whoever it is gets the authority to add a girl in Naruto's future Harem…
Till next time then…
seek not beauty in battle seek not beauty in death
consider not your own life
if you wish to protect that which must be protected
then strike while your opponent's back is turned
-Bleach vol.44 chap.391 pg.8