BirdZilla: OKAY! I'm back! And this is a little late… not that anyone is reading this anyway….

Char: Oh Waa, Waa.

BirdZilla: anyway, here I do the thing where I say I don't own any of the characters, 'sept Char, Jazz and Mika, and potentially the boss… but nobody knows who he is yet….

Jazz: hey what's that in the distance?

BirdZilla: that is sand

Mika: S-sand?

Char: yep! 100% chakra filled sand! (Grins from ear to ear rubbing her hands together)

Mika: BirdZilla? Please, please tell me that that shelter you made the last time you were attacked by the midget society is still standing?

BirdZilla: yes, but it hasn't been in use for three years… why?

Jazz: ISN'T IT FREAKING OBVIOUS? GAARA IS COMING TO KILL US!

BirdZilla: Oooohhhhhh, right. I suppose that's a good enough excuse (opens a hatch door in front of her feet, Jazz and Mika both dive for the hole)

Char: you've got to be kidding me

BirdZilla: Char I'm not so sure that you idol will be willing to spare you… but if you'd rather stay outside and miss out on cookies…

Char: okay, okay, I'm coming

BirdZilla: enjoy the ch!

Day three, special of the day; Roast Mustang, Er- I mean, Roast pork

Jazz walked in early that morning with one huge yawn, to find Mika and Kagrua speaking in hushed tones, and giggling every now and then.

'Hellllllllooooooo?' she asked trying to stifle a large yawn, 'What's this? Making new friends Mika?'

'As a matter of fact yes!' Mika said brightly while Kagrua began to grin from ear to ear

'We are gonna make Kyo super supper jealous!' she squealed while Jazz sweat dropped, the girl never ceased to creep her out with her obsessive's

'That's nice, but since we haven't officially opened the shop, can you please wait out side?'

'Okay!' and she bounced out of the door

'…..'

'She has always freaked me out…'

'She means well,' Mika said as she returned to drying some glass cups, Kagrua was a little strange with her mood swings and everything but as long as you stayed on her good side, you'd be okay

'Should I ask why you two were talking? Or is it something that I don't want know?'

Mika winked at Jazz with a wolfish grin, oooohhhh it was fun to be in control of someone's fate!

'It's a surprise; you'll see sometime later today, that is if he follows his timetable like always.' the thing Mika loved about this job, was that everyone was so damn predictable

Then the door opened

'Heh? I locked that! Ah, we are not open yet….' Jazz's voice trailed off as she saw who it was

Standing at the door was Kankuro and Temari of the village hidden in the sand

'OMGOMGOMGOMG! HE FINNALY SENT HIS BROTHER AND SISTER TO KILL US!!!! AHHH! JAZZ HIDE ME!!!!!!' Mika yelled tears running down her face as she clutched at Jazz's shoulders putting her between the two ninjas and herself, she was too young! Far too young!

'Hey!' Jazz said indignantly trying to shake her off, she was not going to be a human shield!

'Ummm….' Kankuro mumbled staring at the two oddly behaving girls

'HEY!' Temari yelled successfully gaining the girls undivided attention

'We came to deliver something to Garra. Where is he?'

'Not here yet....' Jazz offered half heartily

Temari sighed, 'Look, can you just deliver this to him then?' she said holding out a small brown teddy bear

'………………………………….'

It took a moment for the two girls to let this strange and oddly disturbing fact sink in (he carries a teddy bear? WTF? How old is he?)

Both girls stood up to full attention, smirks playing on booth of their faces, oooooohhhhhh this was going to be good

'Okay-'

'No need to worry about it-'

'We'll get it to him without any problems.'

And that small brown teddy bear fell, completely unaware of its situation (duh, it's a stuffed inanimate object), into the hands of two capable malicious girls, bent on getting even with their resident red-head bully

They booth smiled and waved the brother and sister out of the shop

'We have our leverage!' said Jazz happily doing her happy dance

'Leverage says you, I feel a change in the wind, says I!' Jazz blinked at Mika a couple of times frozen in mid-way happy-dance

'You've been watching Pirates again, haven't you?'

'So what?'

'Pirates freak.'

'INUYASHA JUNKIE!'

'TAKE THAT BACK!'

'HELL NO MIDGET!'

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!???"

"HELL--NO—MIDGET"

'DIE YOU-!'Jazz swung up her hand that held the teddy bear and it went flying into the kitchen, where it hit the magnetic knife rack and fell into the frying pan, and as if that wasn't enough- one of the knives fell off the rack and speared it through the leg

There was an odd silence between the two where you could hear water dripping out of the tap

'Well, I think we should be keeping it in a safe place.'

'Gotcha!' and Jazz hurried off and grabbed the hostage and locked it away in a safe (that conveniently appeared out of nowhere)

*****

Morning breakfast seemed to pass without incident and Garra remained un-suspicious and as cool headed as ever, completely un-aware of the evil plans that were hatching in the girls heads all day long as to how use the leverage to their advantage.

Until lunch (Ahh well, something bad or weird or dramatic has to happen every few hours, or the staff starts to get suspicious and paranoid, which then causes something really bad or dramatic to happen, kind of like those soap operas, if any one reading this is Australian then think home-and-away or neighbors)

'Afternoon Roy, gloves in tray please.'

'Technically its in-between Moring and afternoon,' one Roy Mustang said as he entered the shop

'You seem in a fine, non- annoying mood today, a date perhaps?'

'Hmm, quite the observant one aren't we?'

'Well, I try,' Mika said with a small smile, ooohhhh this was going to be so good….

'You also seem awfully happy today, what happened?'

'It hasn't exactly happened yet, but it is bound to make me happy,'

'Well, that must mean you've worked up the guts to-'

'DAMN IT ROY JUST ORDER AND GO!' She yelled red faced pointing an accusing finger at him

'All's I'm saying is that for a girl like you, you should hurry up and ask already'

'Damn it, how you every found out I'll never……' why, WHY? She was in control only a few moments ago!

'Well my best friend is, after all, head of investigations department,' he said with a charming smile

'Ugh, Hughes, I should have known,' she said pinching the bridge of her nose with a blood vessel pumping on her head

'I'll order when my lovely date gets here.'

"Kay okay,'

Mika watched the distasteful man all the way to his seat, hoping with all her might that her plan to get even will hold painful results for him, so painful that maybe he won't be able to sit comfortably for a week.

Then the door opened and a brown haired beautiful girl walked in shyly looking around, catching the attention of all the male and female occupants of the room (excluding Garra)

'Oh! There you are Roy!' she said, a smile lighting up her face as she walked towards his table

'I'm glad you decided to come Miss Soma.' Roy said in his most pleasant voice as he pulled out her chair for her

'Is- is that Kagrua?' Jazz said her eyes as wide as a dinner plates

'Oh, not at all Roy, and please call me Kagrua' she said smiling warmly at him

'I think I'm gonna puke if this continues' Jazz muttered, 'They are the worst couple imaginable! She's under aged! And what the hell dose she think she's doing? Any closer and POOF! We will have one wild boar on the loose and one- hang on- "We're gonna make Kyo super supper jealous!" is this what that was about?'

'Congrats, you finally put to use that unfit muscle they call a brain, and put two and two together! But there's more to it, so don't go puking right now.'

'Hey- I- oh never mind!' she huffed

'Oh look! Here they come!' Mika said cheerfully pointing towards the door where Tohru, Yuki, Kyo and this time U-Chan walked through

The moment they walked in Kagrua shifted gears and started declaring her love and passion for Roy just loud enough so it carried on over to Kyo's line of hearing (he only reacted with an eye twitch) and Roy helped along with more decorative speeches of their love, which was beginning to make the customers ill

But they were all unaware about the hidden recording cameras that Mika had taken the trouble to setting up, and hot wiring to each and every one of Roy's past and present girlfriends.

'I don't see where this is going' Jazz asked as she watched the couple get louder

'Give it a minute- and I promise, there will be results'

'Yo!' said U-Chan holding her fist out for Mika to punch in greeting

'Hey glad you could make it!' Mika said happily

'Yeah, though it took a bit of convincing to get orange top here to come along'

Mika and Jazz laughed at Kyo's angry retaliation

'Well what of it? Can we have today's special?'

'Sure, you guys all okay with that?'

'Yeah, whatever'

'Oh yes!'

'Yes'

'That settles it-' she was interrupted by a loud rumbling that shook the whole of the building

Then the door burst forward and in pored heaps of women who all appeared to be looking for someone

'There he is!' shrieked a blond pointing towards Roy and all the girls surged forward and tried to mob Roy who scrambled out of the way with a look of horror on his face and tried snapping his fingers to put a barrier of fire between him and the angry mob of girls, but of course, he had put his gloves in the weapons tray

'Looking for these Roy?' Mika asked lazily waving the ignition cloth gloves in the air, earning an impressed look from Jazz and an even more horror struck face from Roy, oh yes, payback with a vengeance.

One of the girls ran forward and snatched the gloves out of her hands and shouted on top of her lungs

'Let's set him on fire with his own weapon!' while all the others cheered

'Um, girls, can you continue somewhere else?' asked Mika, and just like that they dragged the yelling and screaming Roy out of the door and out of sight

'……Impressive, but let me in on it next time, okay? Cuz I could have given you many more ideas!' Jazz said a wide grin planted on her face

'Sure thing!'

'You planned all that?' asked U-Chan, 'Hard core!' she said grinning holding her fist up yet again for her to punch

'Yeah I know.' She said smiling back basking in the glory that was hers to bask in

BirdZilla, Jazz, Mika and Char are all sitting in a dimly lit room around a table playing Fish

Mika: so, (pauses as the ceiling shakes and dust falls slowly around them) you hid in here for a whole month from the midget society?

BirdZilla: yes, yes I did. Vicious little midgets they were, tried to take a chain-saw to my knees, you know, just to make me their height

Char: what the hell did you do?

Jazz: yeah? You have plenty of friends who are midgets, me being one of them

BirdZilla: it was a major misunderstanding, (pauses as the room shakes again) they thought I was a part of the hate midgets club, and it took them a month to realize that they were after the wrong person, my other midget friend was the one who calmed them down, to be honest, I really like the little people! Hey Jazz, you got a seven?

Jazz: GODDAMNIT! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Mika, BirdZilla: O.o

Char: Oh shut it, and everyone please review before BirdZilla goes suicidal

Mika: anyone want some dried mango?