Later, in Smash Mansion Office, (where all the important documents, files, and other profiles are kept) Smash Committee members Samus, Mario and Link were sorting out some files when Mr. Game & Watch asked them about the K. Rool and Dedede crisis.
In case you don't know, Mr. Game & Watch (a.k.a Mr G&W, GW, Game & Watch, Game, or Watch) is a two dimensional being, and despite him not really discussed or making appearances in the media, he is actually considered to be one of the most crucial fighters in the roster, as well as the Nintendo universe, mostly because he's the oldest. He loves to help others, although he can be a bit of a busybody at times. In fact, he was almost nominated a spot to work with the First 12, but a few haters shut him down. Pretty sad, seeing that he's quite insecure. Almost everyone forgets him!
*Mr. Game & Watch communicates using ringing sounds and beeps, but for some reason, EVERYONE understands him. Including the Pokemon! So here, He's not actually speaking English, it's a translation. With that said, let's get back...
"Maybe, this is a good idea, guys. I'm pretty sure Lady Palutena's ideas will work!" he said optimistically.
The three ambassadors stopped their work, and stared at him briefly as if G&W was insane. They then looked at each other and sniggered before bursting into peals of laughter.
"It's natural! Triple D and K. Rool fight, G&W!" Samus chuckled.
"They always have, since the prank," Link agreed.
"Always-a will!" Mario finished. "I-a always eh, thought that K. Rool would-be a constantly-a fighting the Kongs. Though, he-a did nearly, eh, killed Dedede..."
As Mr. Game and Watch listened, he looked outside the window which overlooked the the Ultimate World's battlefield.
Could it be...?
"Oh yeah?" He asked smugly. "Look outside."
The Originals couldn't believe their eyes:
The two measly monarchs, King Dedede and King K. Rool were doing the unspeakable. They were both strutting down the battlefield, their arms linked together while chatting and smiling at each other, all the way. Isabelle was also seen walking a safe distance behind them writing on a clipboard in her hands, observing their behaviour.
My first guess is that Palutena ditched the situation, and begged the Mayor's secretary to handle it.
Anyway, Mario, Link and Samus were still staring at the miracle outside the window, their eyes as big as Smash Balls, and their mouths wide open like Kirby inhaling opponents. They never thought this day would come. I bet Samus is the most surprised, because she'd never, ever ever hold Dark Samus or Ridley's hands like that (wait, what am I saying? DUH!).
As the kings walked, they quietly exchanged "sweet,"profane insults to each other. Well, that's a funny way of presenting their newfound "friendship". Although, it was actually another experiment that Isabelle decided to set them to see if they'd settle things with the remote.
"Ya'll are a walkin' bag o' *crap* King K. *female dog*!" Dedede beamed sarcastically. "If I had mah way, I'd sort ya'll out!"
The Kremling King shot a look at the penguin as if he wanted to rip his heart out, but he regained his composure, and gave a forced smile, baring his sharp crocodile teeth.
"Why, thank you very much, King Dede*nuts*, I'd love to "*bang* you up sometime!" K. Rool replied happily.
King Dedede's left eye, started twitching repeatedly, and his pupils shrunk in quiet fury, and also gave his nemesis a forced smile.
"Oh, yea?" Dedede asked sweetly.
"Yeah," K. Rool replied nicely.
"Oh, yea?" Dedede almost growled.
"Yeah!" K. Rool snapped.
"Oh, YEA?" Dedede was raising his voice now.
"Yeah!"
"OH, YEA?"
"YEEEEEAAAH!" K. Rool screeched.
They had stopped linking arms, but they were still all up in each others faces in anger. Their "friendship" had only lasted for about 30 seconds.
Isabelle knew that this would happen.
"AHEM!" she cleared her throat and folded her arms and impatiently tapped her foot at them.
The rivals turned to look at the Shih Tzu and naively smiled at her, and immediately went back to strolling down the field with each other, as Isabelle smiled happily, as she thought her plan was working. But, they both had other ideas.
It looks as if Dedede and K. Rool had to take matters into their own hands, to resolve the TV remote crisis, but, they can't fight, just because!
"Sooooo... how we weh hava fight widout fightin'?" the King of Dedede wondered.
"Champions!" Princess Peach squealed, throwing some leftover pink glitter in the air from the finishing touches her new dress. She was wearing a rather shocking candy/pink light blue medieval attire with a tight corset, and a pink ribbon tied around her waist in a bow, and some frills her the hem of her outfit with poofy, pink ends on her arms. Peach also wore some shocking makeup to match the colour scheme of the dress, and her hair was stylised in Princess Leia-inspired buns. On her head, she even wore those giant, pointy pink party-shaped hats that princesses and queens used to wear in the 1400s, with an few long ribbons flowing down from it.
Talk about sugar, spice and everything nice! Let's just hope the Inklings or Bowser Jr won't ruin it...
Much later, after the kings had completed Isabelle's pointless task (I bet you can guess how that ended) they returned to the Smash Mansion Common Room to discuss the matter with Peach and Falco.
Peach did a little twirl and curtsied.
"Champions?" the penguin King scoffed.
"Have they changed her medication again?" the Kremling King muttered.
"Champions, you know! Like in Hyrule, the Mushroom Kingdom and Lucina's universe!" Peach produced an old princess storybook that Toadsworth used to read to her as a toddler and showcased the pages to both kings, who, despite being royals themselves, thought it was soppy and cliche.
"Knights of old, jousting for their favourite princess!" she smiled.
Princess Peach seemed to have this whole, medieval vibe going on here. Did Fire Emblem influence her or something?
The kings just rolled their eyes and pulled faces as the damsel sat down on the sofa next to Falco and read her book.
"Jousting?" they asked in unison.
That's when Falco's eyes lit up from the magazine that he was stuck into.
"No, wait! Wrestling! That's why "everyone is here", right?" He suggested.
This wasn't a surprise. Falco Lombardi is known for his sneaky bets and wagers. He always wins. I guess that's one of advantages of formerly being part of a intergalactic gang.
"I... well, I mean we, could do bets on who gets the Smash Mansion remote! Trust me on this. You'll get perks for it, gentlemen."
"Now, ya'll are speakin' mah language!" Dedede raised a fist in the air. "And whichevah champion wins..." He looked over at K. Rool.
"...gets the remote for the whole week!" K. Rool added.
"ONE MONTH!" the King of Dreamland hollered suddenly.
The kings got up from their seats, spat on the palms of their hands and shook hands to seal the deal.
"Done!"
"Da Committeeh's weekleh meetin's at four. Dey won't notice dat we've gon to Lil Mac's Boxin' Ring. Toadstool, ya'll can be da referee," King Dedede said and gave the remote to Princess Peach as he headed for the door.
"Ya'll can keep it 'till I win. Now, if ya'll excuse meh, I gotta find me a champion!"
K. Rool narrowed his eyes.
"Well, I'm going to have a talk to Lucario, the Aura Pokemon," he shot back.
Before leaving, the penguin turned around, in mock fear, like Lucario's gonna be able to beat HIS fighter.
"Ooooooooooh!"
So that's that. K. Rool and Dedede were off to pick their champions for the fight of the century! OVER A STUPID CHANNEL CHANGER.
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Erm, not much to say about this chapter, except I decided to make Falco manage all the bets and gambles to who's going to win, because my brother said I should, because of his character. Also, I wanted Mr. Game & Watch to be mentioned in this, as he's one of the most WTF/underrated fighters in the roster so I thought, "Why not?"
Next chapter we meet the champions!
PS. Those "censored" profane words in bold you can probably work out yourself, if you're 13 or older. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RATED K! UGH!
I don't own Smash Ultimate.