Hey everybody! EEP! I got reviews! Yay! As you can see, giving me 7 mini donuts is not a good idea. I get these ideas…
Now, Red has some things to say. No not that! Sick minded nasties! Just kidding!
To oah ehm ghee: She took my straw? THERE WILL BE BLOOD! And for the record, it's not mine.
To PenguinLoverGurl: NO! Not that one! That's my favorite! I send you angry faces! And I may or may not send a rope to! Feel free to tie yourself up so we can… negotiate the taking of that straw.
Oh Red.
Now from me to SephoraSweetie07: No, she provides a list for you… But if you want, I'll make a separate one-shot for you using one of your words! It'll give me more inspiration! I suggest peanut butter…*grins evilly*What? I'm not planning anything that involves Puck and peanut butter for the first time!
Now, after this long A/N, I give you….
Cow:
Have you ever felt that you're exactly what people say you are? I mean, think about it. I'm the cow who jumped over the moon. When I'm called a cow, I find it ironic.
For example: Picture this. You're a pretty girl, working in a bar. It's happy hour and there's 100+ men in here. Then, imagine one particularly drunk man walks up to you. Slurring.
"hey pretty lady. Wanna hook me up with another drink, then go somewhere more… Private?" He grinned stupidly. I could tell he was drunk.
"Sir, how many drinks have you had?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila….."he looked up.
"Floor." He nodded eargerly.
"Sir, I am going to have to decline that offer."
His mood changed from borderline rapist to raving mad man.
"No! That's NOT the answer. You'd have to be a cow to say no! Cow!"
Something snapped in me. I made my hand go into a cow's hoof and slapped him so hard his head literally snapped to the side. Ha. His stupid Brit face was bruised. Not to offend anybody! But, still.
Do you find it ironic?
Sorry! That was slightly depressing and slightly suggestive/dark. Oh well. What are you going to do flame me? Come at me, brah!:D