Something that doesn't completely suck…
Summary: Raven is the new kid at school, and she bumps into someone annoying as hell. But maybe this 'certain person' can convince her that school is something that doesn't completely suck, especially when you got the guy of your dreams by your side. RobRae
Warning: If you don't like this pairing just don't read.
Author's note: Here's the third chapter, as promised! Thank you guys for all the positive feedback! I you're your reviews! I get inspired to update, and they make my day…Anyways, kitten's plan of evilness will be revealed, and I hope you guys didn't figure this out in the last chapter! And Raven will meet someone new…And will someone get jealous? Might be reeeaaally boring, so please don't kill me! Next chapter will be WAY better!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans…Never did…and never will…gawd that sucks (dies)
Chapter three: When Raven meets Roy
The chair started to turn slowly…
'Time to put my full proof plan into action…'
"Psst. Raven…" Kitten whispered, leaning closer to raven.
"I'm not going to let you get me into more trouble." She replied.
"Girls, what have you done?" asked the principal. They could barely see his face because of the darkness.
"Mr. Principal, sir…we got into a fight." Kitten hung her head at the end of this sentence.
"Kitten, I am very disappointed in you. I thought we had a talk, just because I'm-" The principal was cut off when kitten spoke.
"It wasn't my fault, I swear! She dragged me into this!" She blamed raven, who was currently sitting quietly.
"She doesn't look like the type of girl who would start fights." The principal retorted.
"Looks can be deceiving, you freak!" Kitten screamed at the man.
'How can she even talk to him like that?' Raven thought.
"You cannot talk to me in that tone, young lady!" The principal stood up, apparently very angry.
'Young lady?' Raven eyed the twosome suspiciously.
"Oh Yeah? I already did!"
"Shut up kitty-num-nums!"
"Shut up daddy-poo!"
'Kitty-num-nums? Daddy-poo?' After a good two seconds, Raven smirked at her discovery.
'Guess coming up with the crappiest nicknames known to mankind runs in the family.'
"That's it! I've had enough! Go to your room, now!" The principal yelled.
"My room isn't even here! Duh! Earth to daddy-poo!"
"I'm gonna…leave you two alone." Raven stood up and headed for the door. Kittens eyes widened, and her eyebrows furrowed in anger.
"Now look at what you've done daddy-poo! You ruined my evil plan to get raven into detention and steal robin from her while she's away and tell him lies about her so that he will hate, despise, loath, and dislike raven for all eternity, and he will love me forever and ever and ever and ever and we'll get married and live in a California mansion and have eleven kids!" Kitten screamed in one breath, and eventually cried her eyes out on the desk.
"Go ahead, Raven." The principal said, while rubbing kitten's back in small circular patterns.
"Thanks." She replied, relieved that 'daddy-poo' wasn't that strict after all.
And after all that drama slash comedy slash insanity, raven exited the room and turned her head to the halls which led to her classroom. She noticed the halls were empty, and she checked her classroom, only to find no one there. Was it lunch already? It had been a short while since she's been in the principal's office, well, you know what they say: "time really flies when you're having fun."
And who could deny that watching kitten and her dad fight wasn't fun?
She walked to her locker and grabbed her wallet. She noticed something odd though; there was a small piece of paper folded neatly on top of her books. She opened it up and read it.
Hey,
Meet me at lunch in the cafeteria, third table to the left. I'll be waiting. See yah.
Take care,
You know who I am!
Raven rolled her eyes as a barely noticeable smile played on her lips.
"Robin."
Meanwhile, in the cafeteria, Robin was currently sitting on his lunch table with Kori, impatiently waiting for raven.
'She's taking so long.' He thought to himself, drumming his fingers against the lunch table from boredom.
"Robin? I am confused. Shall I use the 'ketchup' or the 'catsup'?" Kori asked, holding one container in each hand.
"I dunno…you choose one." He replied with a smile. She took both and dumped them on her burger.
"Shall I use the 'mustard'?"
"If you want to…but don't eat too much of that coz-" His sentence was cut short when he saw the clueless redhead squirt half the bottle of mustard on her burger and take a big bite out of it.
"The 'mustard' has quite a pleasant taste! May I have some more?" He stared at her in bewilderment.
And if by pleasant, she meant extremely disgusting, she got that right…
"Knock yourself out." He handed her another yellow bottle of mustard, and she grabbed it in an instant.
"I will knock myself…out?" She gave him the usual confused look, and he laughed.
"It's an expression here in the U.S. Sorta like saying…'go ahead', except it has sarcasm in it."
'Speaking of Sarcasm…' Robin shook his thoughts away from his head.
"What is this 'sarcasm' you speak of?"
"Here we go again." Robin sighed.
"Raven! Rae!" Raven stopped walking as she heard her name being called from behind her.
"What?" She turned, to be greeted by a smiling Garfield Logan.
"Let's go to lunch together, Vic's with Jinx, so it's just gonna be the two of us!"
"But I have to-"
"Y-you…won't eat with me…? After everything we've been through! How could you?" Gar's eyes turned watery.
Raven paused for a moment. Robin and her new friend would probably get along just fine…right?
"Quit being so dramatic." Raven rolled her eyes and walked to the cafeteria with Gar, who never seemed to stop talking about animal planet's latest show.
"And then the duck was like, quack quack here, and quack quack there, and it quacked here, and it quacked there, and it quacked everywhere!"
"Sounds very educational." Raven looked at him in a bored manner.
"You're damn right!"
"Yeah." She rolled her eyes and entered the cafeteria.
"Raven!" Robin yelled out to her from across the room, standing up and waving his right hand. "Over here!" Raven's head turned to him, and was greeted with a smile, causing the majority of the female population to direct their attention to raven, who made her way silently to the line in the cafeteria.
"Who is she?"
"Are they together?"
"I hate her!"
"Oh. My. Gosh. I am sooo jealous!"
Raven turned her back. "This isn't awkward." She said sarcastically to herself.
"Yeah, I'll have the tofu with extra gravy!" Gar said politely to the lunch lady, who seemed to hate him.
"I'll have…the…salad." Raven held up her tray to the lady, who also seemed to hate her. After this, she and Gar headed to the vending machine to get their drinks.
"Ah! Nothing better than fresh soymilk from a vending machine!" Gar exclaimed, as he pulled his lips away from the bottle of (shudder) soymilk.
She gave him a look of disgust, finding it hard to believe that he would drink something that tasted like liquefied crap in a bottle. Raven walked to where Robin was sitting, but it wasn't the third table to the left…strange… She shrugged and attempted to sit beside the weird girl who seemed to be drinking from the container of mustard, but was pulled to Robin's side, by no one else but Robin.
Raven shot him a death glare.
"Whaf?" robin managed to ask dumbly as he chewed his ham sandwich.
Raven shook her head.
"Helllooo! I'm still here, in case you didn't notice!" Gar pouted at raven.
"Sit." Raven used her fork to point at the seat next to Kori.
Robin swallowed.
"Raven, this is Kori. Kori, this is Raven." He introduced, Kori gave her a smile.
"I am very much pleased to meet you, Raven!"
"Same here." Raven greeted back monotonously. "And that guy is Garfield." Gar gave robin a thumbs up and he kissed Kori's hand.
"Nice to meet you mademoiselle." This got a blush out of the mustard eating exchange student.
"It is very nice to meet you as well, Garfield." She replied in a soft voice.
"Please…call me Gar." He said with a wink.
"Okay Gar…" She turned even a deeper shade of red.
"So…what're you guys having for lun-HOLY CRAP!" Gar jumped and grabbed Robin's Ham sandwich.
"Huh?" Robin basically cocked an eyebrow at him, amused that Raven actually got along with Gar.
"YOU MEAT-EATER!" Gar hugged the poor little bitten ham sandwich in his arms.
"Raven, is this guy crazy, or is he just trying to piss me off?" Robin asked her quietly, cracking his knuckles.
"He's crazy." Raven said simply, poking her salad with her fork.
"HAM! LIVE! BREATHE! DO SOMETHING!" Gar yelled at the sandwich, and he looked like he was on the verge of tears.
"For God's sake Garfield, it's a sandwich. A non-living, non-breathing sandwich." Raven growled.
"It was alive, until that dude ate it!" Gar pointed at Robin angrily.
"Look, you can't spend the rest of your life stealing people's sandwiches and trying to revive them. It's pointless."
"B-but I-I just…" He stuttered, trying to find an excuse for his insane actions. He thought hard…
Thinking…
Thinking…
Still thinking…
Giving up…
Failing…
Forget it.
"I'm a vegetarian!" Was all he could think of.
"Not all people are. So get the hell over it." Raven ate one piece of chicken from her salad as she said this. Obviously trying to insult Gar.
"Fine." He pouted at raven and continued to eat his tofu.
"What is the 'vegetarian'?" Kori asked Gar.
"It's someone who thinks eating meat is a very very bad thing to do." He directed his eyes towards the two birds.
"You mean, this?" Kori held up her burger with a mountain of mustard and ketchup on top. Gar closed his eyes and clutched his stomach in disgust, as if he wanted to throw up on the clean floor.
"Y-yeah…th-that." He swallowed hard and gave her an indefinite smile, which was answered with another smile from the ever charming Kori Anders.
Robin was now currently staring at Raven. He watched her eat her salad, since 'someone' stole his sandwich. With this thought, he shifted his glance towards Garfield who sweat-dropped and hesitantly handed him his ham sandwich.
"Gee. Thanks." Robin threw his now dirty sandwich away in the nearby trash disposal, only to have his bitten sandwich fought over by the mad fan girls of his.
"So, how was your day?" Robin asked Raven who rolled her eyes as flashbacks of what happened earlier entered her mind.
"I befriended two idiots, fought with the robin-obsessed queen of idiots, only to end up in the principal's office with the idiot, and watch them yell idiotic nicknames at each other." Raven said blankly, in her trademark monotone. "Yeah, nothing much, really." She added with sarcasm.
"Sounds very interesting." Robin flashed her a smile.
"Very." She continued to eat. She stopped, noticing that Robin had nothing to eat. "Arent you going to eat something?" She asked.
"Well, I would if 'someone' hadn't stolen my sandwich and tried to revive it." He laughed. Raven answered with a small smile.
"Hey Raven, I thought we were gonna meet. Third table to the left, remember?" A guy with short, spiky red hair said to raven, causing her to drop her fork and stare at him.
"Roy." Robin said his name through clenched teeth.
"Robin." Roy smiled.
"Roy?" Raven looked at the stranger.
"Well, I guess you don't know me yet, huh? I'm Roy Harper." He introduced himself politely.
"Oh." Raven turned away from him and resumed eating.
"So…you're not interested in making a new…friend?" asked Roy, his smile still not leaving his face.
"No. She's. Not." Robin answered.
"I don't remember asking you, Rob."
"Don't call me that, Bastard." Robin wished he could just shoot the smile off his face. Who was he to be messing with his…with…Raven? She didn't even know him. That asshole.
"Robin. I'll handle this." Raven stood up.
"But you can't-mmmffpphh!" She shoved a spoonful of salad in his mouth.
"Shut up and eat." She got off her seat and approached the grinning Roy Harper.
"So Raven-" He was stopped abruptly when she gave him a scornful look. "Whoa there, I'm just trying to be nice."
"How did you know my name and where my locker was? Do I even know you?" She asked angrily.
"Biology…I was in the front row, and you called our teacher a bitch. That was so freakin' cool when you said that!" He gave her a thumbs up.
"Whatever. My locker?"
"I was drinking near the water fountain and noticed you."
"And just why are you so interested in getting to know me?"
"Because."
"Because what?"
"Because…because."
"This isn't funny…Roy." She crossed her arms.
"I didn't say it was…Raven." He mocked her.
"That's it. It wasn't nice meeting you. Leave me alone." She gave him one last glare and started to walk back to her table.
"Wait up…I'm sorry for being rude." He grinned sheepishly, causing Raven to turn around and face him once again. "Say what, I'll make it up to you. After school, maybe some pizza…or whatever you like." He offered nicely.
"What's in it for me?" She asked with a smirk.
"Free food. Nobody can resist free food!" He winked. Meanwhile Robin was currently watching them the whole time from his table, getting more furious that Raven didn't just slap him and leave him to die there.
"Dude," Gar started. "What's up with you? You look mad." He pointed out.
"H-huh? Nothing. I'm not mad! Pffff…Me? Mad? Never." He played it cool, ran a hand through his hair, and continued to eat the left over salad. Gar shrugged and continued to flirt with Kori.
"Wanna hear a joke?" Gar asked.
"Yes! I would be most delighted!" She clasped her hands together in excitement.
"Knock, knock!"
"There is no door. How will I answer it?" She stared at him cluelessly.
"No, you have to say 'Who's there!'"
"Oh. Who is there?"
"Aluv!"
"Who is Aluv?"
"Just say 'Aluv who'."
"Um, Aluv who?" She did what he said.
"Aluv you!" He grinned, expecting to hear her laugh hysterically.
She just stared.
"Uhh…heh-heh…?" He laughed nervously and sweat-dropped. Raven was now on her way back to the table.
"Raven, what happened?" Robin asked her, hoping that they didn't get along.
"He's taking me out to dinner tonight."
"What the fuck?" His reply made her look at him incredulously. "You can't go out with him." He commanded.
"We're not going out." Was her simple reply.
Robin was pissed. They didn't even know each other until a few minutes ago, and now she's gonna go out with Roy? She should be going out with him, not that jerk! This was wrong. He needed to do something.
Anything to get her away from his arch nemesis, Roy Harper.
'This is perfect! It is so gonna work, and Robin will be mine!" Kitten grinned insanely while sittingat her lunch table, not too far from Robin. She planned the whole thing and the ever-so smart Raven was falling for it! It was Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant. She flippedher blonde hair back with satisfaction. Now with Raven out of the way, Robin was all hers.
So, guys…It was boring, I know…But I wanted to cut the other half and make it into another chapter, because then it would be too long, and I wanna keep my readers waiting for more! (Laughs diabolically) Ahem.
Anyways, I bet you guys didn't know that kitten had any tricks up her sleeve ;) hehe. On the next chapter, we'll see how Raven and Roy's 'dinner' will turn out and what in the world Robin would do to prevent Raven from liking Roy.
The upcoming chapters will also show what will happen when Robin and Raven are 'married' in their social studies project, which is 65 of their grade, and what'll happen if they attend 'someone's' party, what happens at the valentine's day dance, prom, Halloween, Christmas, and even Raven's birthday! So…in short, there will be A LOT more chapters to come that has everything to do with school, so watch out for those chapters!
Lotsa love!
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