Chapter 3
WARNING: If you're scared to see the Cahill's in Attleboro's kid side, this might trigger your fear and you may pass out or foam from the mouth because one of the branch is trying to protect them. *Gets shot with dart* Oh no, not again… *passes out while foaming from the mouth*
"Ian, pick up the phone…," Amy muttered. She was tapping her foot and looking around impatiently.
"Amy, chill," Dan said.
"Ello love," Ian said, answering the phone. Good thing Dan couldn't hear.
"Yea, hey to you to," she said. "Why haven't you answered my calls?"
"See, love, we were, uh,… messing with Evan and when he caught us on the ground on our knees, Jonah told him we were crawl racing and so we crawled from in front of the Com. Room into Hamilton's room, then immediately coming out because, good Lord, you're going to have to get POISON CONTROL for Hamilton's room to get that smell out. Anyways, I began running towards Jonah's room on foot, then they started chasing me and Jonah tackled me onto the couch and pointed in my face yelling "NO CHEATING!" so I chased him into his room, locked him, Sinead, and Hamilton in a closet and now I'm sitting in front of it so they can't get out!"
"PLEASE!" Hamilton yelled from the closet. "GET ME OUTTA HERE! SINEAD AND JONAH ARE MAKING THIS AWKWARD! OH MY GOSH HE THREATENING TO SING!"
Ian banged on the door. "I'm on the phone, here! Long distance isn't cheap!"
"Um, you speak German, right?" Amy asked, completely confused.
"Yes," he said calmly into the phone. "What do you need translating?"
"GOT IT!" Dan yelled.
"TELL AMY IF I BREAK HER DOOR, I'M SORRY!" Hamilton yelled.
"Don't you dare," Ian said.
"OHH GIRL!" Jonah yelled to the top of his lungs.
Hamilton began screaming like a girl. "SHUT HIM UP!"
Sinead began laughing. Hamilton stopped screaming, Sinead stopped laughing, and Jonah stopped singing.
"Is that…?" Hamilton asked.
Sinead gulped. "Yep!"
Jonah began screaming throwing himself up against the door.
"Ian, let us out!" he yelled. "There's a cockroach!"
Ian sighed. "MAN UP!"
He turned his attention back to the phone. "Love, I'm sorry; you were saying?"
"If this isn't a good time, I could call back…," she said slowly.
"IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!" Jonah screamed.
"Yea, um, well, I now know Jonah's and Hamilton's weakness," Ian said.
"NO!" the two boys screamed.
"You don't know mine," Sinead challenged.
Ian smirked. "Amy, can I call you back?"
"Sure," Amy said, a little relieved to get off the phone.
"Bye, love!"
He hung up, pushed the bed in front of the door, and sprinted all the way to Sinead's guest house to get her diary. He grabbed it, ran back, and jumped on the bed.
"You didn't," Sinead hissed.
"Oh, but I did!" Ian said like an excited two year old. He plopped down on the bed and opened it up.
"Dear diary," he read.
"NO!" Sinead screamed, slamming into the door. He laughed evilly and continued.
"What's wrong with me?" he read. "I like a guy who doesn't even like me. It's that weird Amy and Ian moment…." He stopped reading and smiled. He jumped up and began screaming "YES!"
Evan walked in. Ian was doing a disco move when he pointed at Evan and said "Ha!"
Evan gave him a strange look and slowly walked out of the room backwards. He went towards his car and left.
"Ok, I'll continue now," Ian said. "'They should go out. Amy even said so herself.'"
Ian's voice kept getting happier and happier. Then, he went berserko happy.
Hamilton began laughing as Ian went crazy with happiness.
"What are you laughing at?" Jonah hissed.
"The camera in your room's recording this," he whispered, "and I'm live feeding it to Amy as we speak."
On the plane where Amy and Dan were….
"Oh… my… God…," Dan said, laughing his head off as Ian grabbed the bed sheet and began acting like he was an airplane.
The two of them exploded with laughter. Dan could barely type he was laughing so hard, but he posted it to Youtube. In only an hour, it went viral.