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"Well, guess we'd better go check in." Red sighed.
"yep, I gotta talk to Zavala." Quantum shifted her weapon a little on her back and the three headed down the steps to the meeting hall where the Vangaurd leaders could allways be found. Only this time... They weren't. The three exchanged looks.
"Wait, did I miss another announcement about training excercises again?" Lavender asked.
"I didn't get one." Quantum replied.
"Maybe we just weren't on the roster this time." Red explained. "I mean, there are probably hundreds of Gaurdians here, right?"
Quantum and Lavender made noises of agreement.
"Sooo... Lavender walked into the now-empty space, looking around idly. "Do we wait for them, ooooor ..." she thought for a second "Go climb that tree in the courtyard again?"
Quantum walked past her. "I think we should wait for them, I mean, how long can it be, right?"
Lavender shrugged.
Red sat on the edge of the table next to Ikora's chair. Lavender waltzed over and flopped into Cayde's chair, propping both feet up on the table, ankles crossed. Both of the other gasped.
"What are you doing!? That's Cayde's chair!?"
"Yeeeaaah, and?" Lavender looked over at her. "He's not here." she shrugged.
Red shook her head, but a smile had started to curve it's way around Quantum's lips. She strode over and sat stiffly in Zavala's seat. Resisting the urge to laugh, she tried to make her voice sound as deep as possible.
"Im commander zavala and I NEVER smile! you must be brave and strong and boring Gaurdians!"
Red and Lavender Chuckled.
"And if you do anything wrong I will get very very mad!"
all three burst into laughter.
"But really guys, they could be back any minute." Red grinned. She paused for a second, then added "So if we decide to have real fun, guess we'd better do it before they get back!" Red jumped up and started dancing.
Lavender grinned and started doing the cabbage patch. Quantum was doing the running man behind the commander's chair.
Deciding to upstage everyone, Red jumped up on the command table. "Woo hey, look at me, I'm a table dancer!"
"Hey yeah, me too!" Lavender joined her, doing a sort of side-to-side cha-cha variant.
Quantum jumped up, papers went flying. He glanced back. "Hope the commander didn't need those."
Red switched to doing the macarena.
"This is so much fun!" Lavender did the club dance as she exclaimed "Man, we would be in so much trouble if the leaders saw us!"
Just as the trio walked in.
Unfortunately, the 'Table Dancers' had their backs turned to the door.
Zavala spoke first.
"just WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LIGHT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
All three FROZE.
Somewhere in the North tower, a cleaning drone stopped and turned in the direction of the thundering voice for a second, then went back to it's job.
All three women turned slowly, and Lavender whispered "go to orbit, go to orbit!"
The trio held their hands behind their backs as their ghosts appeared.
One of the ghosts muttered "You've really done it now."
"Hush, you!" Lavender whispered.
Ikora folded her arms, looking vVERY angry. "Explain yourselves."
The three dissapeared into orbit
Redstone facepalmed-well helmet-palmed, really. "We are so exiled."
Lavender sighed. "Well, guess it's time for more patrols."
"Awwwwww!" the other two whined.
The three ships went into warp.
~the end
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A/N.
The actual incident DID involve table dancing, but the vangaurd leaders were NOT absent, which made it even funnier, and also a little wierd at the very end.
But Quantum sitting down (and practically curling up in Zavala's lap) made it super-funny to me. And.. no, I did no t do that myself... I mean with th Cayde. That WOULD be wierd... or... awkward. Or something. Okay, I'm just going to stop talking now.
Bye!