Here we are! The concluding chapter of this story! When we last left off, Babs had just been saved from all those parasites by her fellow toons, only for it to be found out and discovered that literally the only still living parasite, the one Sweetie missed when she and Furrball were taking them out in Babs's belly, had snuck onto the submarine and been grown along with the toons and the sub once they were under the reverse shrink ray! Now the toons need to face off against that parasite, make sure Babs, who is still quite weak and inert despite not being a goner, will be all right and get back to normal fully from this and of course see to it that Montana Max is made to be punished for what he's done! Can they pull this off like they pulled off the destruction of all of the other parasites? Will it be a merry Christmas after all? Find out as you read this!
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Chapter 3: Parasitic Monty Gets Shut Down!
The group of toons who had just saved the still weak and needing rest Babs were now in a faceoff against a massively magnified parasite. Not only this, but from his home, where he'd of course fled to after leaving the Christmas party to watch what happened from his computer, the angry Monty suddenly wasn't fuming so much anymore. You see, when he'd seen how the other toons had managed to take out all the parasites(or all but one, as it turned out despite them being unaware of that), he let out: "DAMMIT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SAVED BABS! KILLED OFF ALL OF MY PARASITES! MY FUCKNG PLAN JUST FAILED!"
But when he saw how not only was Babs still quite weak despite how her life wasn't in danger anymore, but how one of the parasites had gotten onto the sub and been magnified along with it and the toons who stepped out after they were out of Babs's body, he said: "Say, it looks as if they missed a single parasite! And now it's more than big and powerful enough to kill them all! Perfect! I think I'll use my specialized technology to give it the ability to talk and think as so none of its opponents will have even an intelligence and skill advantage over it!" Monty did just that, projecting what would be needed for that onto the parasite through his computer and all the way to that area of Acme Loo.
Once it was done, the parasite exclaimed: "Say, I can talk now somehow! And I can think much higher and more clearly than I could beforehand! Looks like you're all more done for than ever and dead where you stand, the way you don't even have wits to rely on!" "Oh, no! How did that happen?" Plucky asked. "Your guess is as good as mine, but we've got to at least try!" let on out Buster. "And try we weel!" Fifi stated as she sprayed her skunk musk into the face of the big-ass powerhouse of a parasite. "AAAAAGGGGHHHH! DISGUSTING!" the parasite let out, in the next instant feeling Fifi's kicks and punches and tail smacks be performed on him, along with her finger claws and toe claws cutting him.
"YAAAAAARRRGGHHH!" he let out, and Fifi went: "Eet sure steenks to be a parasite like vous right now, non?" "Atta girl, Feef!" Buster said. "And this, you parasite prick, is for the way you played a part in endangering my girl's health and life!" He dug under the ground, made it so he resurfaced behind the parasite's tail and bit down as he jumped up. "GYAAAAHHH!" the parasite bellowed. Buster also hopped about, stomping on the parasite, plus he punched and kicked at it, but the parasite fought back by smacking Buster with its tail, going: "That's for the way you bit my tail, you blue bastard!" and tossing him into Fifi with that same tail. Both were made to tumble about.
"Okay, who's next?!" spat the parasite, and he looked to Plucky, Fowlmouth, Beeper, Shirley, Sweetie, Gogo and Concord, going: "Well, well. It looks like I'm going to be living off of some poultry just now!" "Not so, parasite putz!" Plucky proclaimed before he took out a vast bomb and hurled it at him, causing some damage and pain. "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the parasite yowled, and Shirley said: "Like, nice shot, Plucky! Time now for me to give this piece of shit parasite a piece of my mind!"
She used her aura to create special mental bolts that hit the parasite, and also made lightning come down upon it. At the same time, Sweetie flew her way around and pecked and clawed at it, saying: "I failed to kill you when I was in Babs's belly, but I won't this time!" Additionally, Beeper was speeding about and hitting the parasite with one sign after the other, all of them saying: "Time to die, you parasite piece of scum!"
Not to mention how Gogo was attacking the parasite with all kinds of attacks, the way he could manipulate reality, saying: "If you think I'm coo-coo, then imagine how zany the way you will be taken out for keeps is going to be!" Weapons, blows and manipulations aplenty assaulted the parasite, and in addition to that, Fowlmouth was beating upon it with punches, kicks and pecks, telling him: "Dad gum it, we've had enough of ya parasites to last us six lifetimes! We don't want another one, least of all one as big as you are!" at the same time as Concord was doing much the same thing Sweetie was, saying: "I may not be an intellectual, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to find out that you need to go, and go you will, at our hands, wings and paws!"
But the parasite wrapped itself around all seven of them just then, right before brutally constricting them and saying: "You were saying? I can assure you that none of you are being released until all of you are a bunch of feathery corpses!" Thankfully, before it could kill them, Calamity and Mary attacked, as did Hamton and Dizzy. Calamity made various weapons and used those, his punches and his kicks to deal out punishment to the parasite, while Mary used her own punches and kicks to do much the same, which Hamton did as well, though he used cleaning appliances as weapons to add to the damage he dealt. Dizzy, meanwhile, spun about and bit and clawed at the parasite, all of this forcing it to release the birds who weren't dead, but had passed out from the almost lethal constriction. "GYAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!" roared the parasite in agony.
"Parasite no kill any of us!" Dizzy shouted. "But we sure as hell will all be killing you!" Mary let loose. "You've plagued Babs and would undoubtedly plague the rest of Acme Acres if given the chance!" Hamton declared. "Not that this is going to happen!" a sign held up by Calamity said before he used it to bash against the parasite. But the parasite did a lashing of its body to act like a whip and smack them all in different directions, sending them tumbling away from it. "Easier said than done, especially since I've just proven your efforts against me are fully futile as much as your words are entirely empty! YOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"
The last part came from how he had been slashed across the side, and by Furrball's claws. The blue cat also bit down on him, in addition to landing paw smacks, punches, kicks and further claw swipes. Though he dealt a lot of harm to the parasite, it wasn't enough to see it dead, as the parasite boomed: "Okay, that does it! You're history, fleabag!" It tried to strike like a snake, but Furrball leapt forward to dodge and said: "Not today, Para-Suck!" But then the parasite tried to hit Furrball with a downwards sweep of its tail, and this time, it was successful, due to Furrball being in mid-leap at the time. Then the parasite saw that it was facing Bookworm and Sneezer, the latter going: "Bookworm, can you find Calamity and have him and you make something to get rid of this thing while I keep it distracted, the way it's beating us about so far?"
Bookworm nodded, and Sneezer said: "Great!" Then, as Bookworm went over to where he saw Calamity was, Sneezer said: "Well, hello there, Mr. Parasite, sir! Would you like to know how allergic I am to you?" The parasite slithered forward swiftly, but Sneezer quickly felt a big sneeze coming on, which he was sure to face the parasite while letting loose. "Ah…ah…ah…" a ready to sneeze Sneezer said, then when it was the perfect time, he let out: "…CHOOOOOO!" The parasite was knocked back, going: "NYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!" and Bookworm, at the same time, had seen Calamity was not unconscious despite being knocked back like he was.
He made noises as if to say: "Calamity? Can you hear me? If so, please listen. The way things are going, you and me need to make something to get rid of this parasite fast!" Calamity's getting up was followed by his holding up a sign that said: "Gotcha. I can see that, so let's get to work!" They did so quite fast, and in the end made a special giant beaker of alcohol. The kind that kills germs, that is, and they made sure it would only hurt the parasite they were aiming it for. At the moment they were ready to use it, though, the parasite had grabbed Sneezer with its tail and tossed him aside, and now slithered over to grab Bookworm with that same tail.
Bookworm made noises which could be translated as: "Better hurry, Calamity! He's got me, and I don't think I'll last long if he does!" Calamity nodded and pushed the vial as hard as he could, seeing that Byron was biting, clawing and beating upon the parasite, though the parasite in the next instance whipped its tail to whack him so he slid across the floor. Ruby, able to see what Calamity was doing and why while punching, kicking, biting, clawing and tail whipping right at the parasite, said: "I'll get him into position for you, Calamity!" She did so by pushing as hard as she could just before the parasite whacked her with its head, sending her flying into Byron. Then, just after Byron barked as if to say: "Nice job, though I could have done without the getting hit." and Ruby said: "Thanks, and me too." Calamity managed to push the whole vast beaker over.
This made it so that the parasite was now being flooded with the lethal(to it)alcohol, and it let out: "No! No! No! This isn't happening! It can't end this way!" Just then, Babs regained her strength enough to sit up, see what was happening and say: "Got news for you, parasite boy…it already has!" "AAAAARRRRRHHHHH!" screamed the parasite as it was drenched in the lots of alcohol that would prove deadly to it and began to melt. "I'm melting! Melting! All my utterly beautiful parasitic evil and deadliness! What a world! What a world…" "Ah, just get outta sight, ya filthy parasite!" Babs then remarked. After there was nothing left of the parasite anymore, the way things happened was as follows.
First, there's the way that, back at Monty's mansion, Monty had seen all of everything by his computer screen once again, and let me tell you, he was flying into more of a rage than ever! He was going: "NOOOOOOOO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONO! THE LAST OF THE PARASITES IS DEAD AND MY PLAN IS KAPUT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!" He was now kicking and screaming on the floor like an oversized toddler, and of course like the brat which he was. But little did he know that it was about to go from bad to worse for him, because not only had all of his wretched scheme of a diabolical plan been undone, but it wasn't long now before he would be found out as the one who'd done this.
How so, you ask? I'll tell you how so. Back where the parasite had been defeated all the birds who'd passed out now came to, Ruby said: "Well, so much for our parasite pal. And I am glad to see you're a little better, Babs. Man, I can't believe I just said that, given how things used to be." "Hey, when times change and you do, there's all kinds of surprises to be seen." Babs stated. "But anyway, now that the matter of the parasite problem is past, I think we need to find out who did this to me!"
"Very good point there, Babsy," Buster said, "and I can think of a few prime suspects of the top of my head!" "So can the rest of us, but let's consider this." Plucky pointed out. "It was Babs who was made the victim in all of this." "True, and let's not forget, Buster, that I'm your love and vice versa." Babs added. "Like, a guy who wanted to hurt Buster as badly as possible would surely strike at Babs for that reason, or some junk." Shirley put across.
"Now," Fifi continued, "who would want to hurt vous as badly as posseeble, Bustair?" Furrball added in: "And in a way so that Babs would be hurt just as bad in another way?" Just then, it hit them all, and Ruby could tell it more than most, having used similar tactics to his in the past, obviously prior to turning good like she was now. "MONTANA MAX!" everyone who was capable of speech said in unison, and the wide open eyes on Byron(very rare for him)and Bookworm all made it clear they could tell it was so, too.
"That no good, dirty little shit!" Hamton growled, with rage which he didn't normally feel, but then again, these were not normal circumstances. "I didn't think even Monty would be capable of sinking this low!" Mary commented. "Neither did any of us." Buster said. "Not even me. I always knew he was bad, but even I never thought he was THIS bad!" "Knowing Monty, he's probably inside his giant mansion right now, watching this from his computer screen." said Plucky, to which Gogo said: "Either that or he's now throwing a tantrum on the floor after seeing how we disposed of his parasite! But I know how to bring him here!"
Gogo used his considerable reality altering powers to flip out of sight, then return to the place he was before with Monty in his clutches. Everyone looked at him with an angry glare, the two rabbits in particular, and what happened next? Well, besides how Monty said: "Uh-oh…" as he realized where he was and what group was glaring at him, Buster said: "Uh-oh is right, Monty boy. I have never been as furious at you as I am now, and neither have any of these others!"
"You tried to kill me by getting my body filled up with parasites, and I was lucky as much as my fucking friends were that they didn't spread beyond the organs these others got to for eliminating them all!" Babs yelled. "And you put us all in danger due to how one of those parasites got on our sub and was magnified along with us!" Plucky spat. "Yeah, I did! And I'm only sorry it didn't work out!" Monty barked. "Putting the parasites in your eggnog, bunny bitch, was the perfect way to ruin Christmas for all of you and strike at Buster where it most hurts! If it had been that the parasite finished the job I started, I would have won and gotten away with it!"
"But vous most certainly weel not get away weeth it!" Fifi barked. "We're doing your ass in and bringing you to justice, Max!" Furrball hissed. "Like, get crucial! Are we ever!" Shirley in the next moment let loose. And Monty was subject to a brutal beating, each of the toons who had him nailed having a hand, paw or wing in it, and in the end, the noise alerted Principal Bugs, and made it so he came up to the place this was going on at, much like Nurse Granny did at the same time due to that same noise.
"Good heavens! Whatever is going on here?" asked Granny. "Yeah, why does Monty look like road kill?" Bugs asked. "And what are you all doing here, for that matter?" "Looks like we've got a story to tell, everyone." Babs said. "Yes, I was there for part of it." Granny then said, with her, Babs and everyone but Monty telling what happened from beginning to end to Bugs. In the end, when they were all finished, Bugs nodded: "I see." He then looked down to Monty and a second later said: "So, you tried to kill one of my top students with parasites, did you? And ruin Christmas for everyone in the process? I do believe the beatdown ya got was well deserved, and so will be your incarceration!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Monty wailed. "Oh, it's most definitely happening, Monty. No two ways about it." Buster told him. "Yep, so true." Bugs proclaimed. "Me and Granny are calling the police, and you, Monty boy, are being put away for a VERY long time, indeed!"
And Bugs and Granny did just that, with the police coming quickly and arresting Monty for what he did, the toons who'd saved Babs and Babs herself flipping him off in mockery of him and in celebration of their victory as it happened. Once this was all over, and Monty was out of sight and on his way to jail, Babs said: "Well, so much for that rotten jerk! Hope he rots in jail before the New Year!" "Don't we all?" Buster then laughed, hugging Babs and kissing her and vice versa after that.
The others laughed, too, but suddenly Furrball said: "Oh, and something I just recalled! I do believe you've got something to reveal to the world, Sweetie?" Sweetie gasped. She was with all her might hoping Furrball would forget, but he didn't. And she sighed and said: "All right, I'll do it." Bookworm's face lit up at the way this looked, so he made a special device which would see to it Sweetie would, in speaking into it, let be known what she was about to say to all of Acme Acres and the world alike.
He gave it to Furrball, who said: "Thank you, Bookworm!" and then explained the deal he and Sweetie had made to the others in Babs's stomach before he held it to Sweetie's beak. Sweetie sighed again and revealed everything she'd done and how her enmity with Furrball and vice versa was all her fault, the way she'd cost him a home and gotten him kicked out after trying to get him to eat her repeatedly when he was minding his own damn business when they first met each other in Elmyra's place. And with torture of all kinds, no less.
This also, being the reason as to why Furrball continued to have to live on his own, be poor, miserable, lonely, scared, thin and hungry all the time and have a constant need to survive by any means necessary, led to plenty else, including Furrball's pursuit of Lil' Sneezer out of a need for food. And she confessed to all she'd done to hurt Furrball, every last one of her non-Furrball related crimes and true, bitchy and nasty personality, too. Once she was done, she put her wings over her face and knelt down, as she knew she'd both defamed herself and gotten herself a prison sentence, at best and the very least.
Everyone was looking shocked, with the exception of Furrball, who was feeling quite content, knowing he'd made Sweetie pay and ensured she'd never try any of her shit with any others ever again, and Bookworm, who knew that, one way or the other, he never had to worry about this bird bitch trying to eat him again.
As such, he was quite elated and relieved. But the next instant made it clear what Sweetie's fate would be, and she'd have preferred jail or even a nasty death over it! Because all of a sudden, into the hallway this lot of toons were in came none other than Elmyra Duff, who had, until now, been looking everywhere for animals aplenty to be able to enjoy Christmas with, but never successfully caught them.
Now, though, she saw the perfect pet, albeit to punish as well as keep, in Sweetie, as she skipped up and said: "OOOOOH, Sweetie! We've been a naughty-waughty birdy-wirdy, haven't we now?" Sweetie screeched and then Elmyra took a hold of her, saying: "Looks like you're in need of plenty of punishment, even as I also huggy-wuggy you to itty-bitty pieces!"
She looked towards Furrball and also said: "But you can also come home with me, if you want, pretty-witty kitty-witty. I owe you an apology and a regained home!" However, Mary suddenly picked up the blue cat and said: "Actually, I think it would be best if he were my cat. Don't you, Furrball?" An extremely rapid nodding of Furrball's head confirmed this.
"See?" Mary said. "You've got your bird, I've got my cat. Merry Christmas, Elmyra!" "Well, Merry Christmas, then, Mary!" Elmyra said, and she skipped off with her reclaimed pet canary, Sweetie looking scared and dreading the worst as hell.
Furrball subsequently nuzzled in Mary's chest and said: "Thanks, Mary. I'm so glad this could happen. Merry Christmas." Mary smiled and replied: "Of course, Furrball. You've the perfect home to look forward to as the all time Christmas gift. Merry Christmas, my pet." She kissed him and he hugged her, and the other toons all went: "AAAAAWWWWWWW!"
"Say, everyone!" Bugs said. "Now that all is right with the world, and there's still time to enjoy the Christmas party before we all go home, what say we do exactly that?" Everyone's face lit up at once, and they all made their way back to the gymnasium, with Babs going: "Buster, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't regained enough of my strength to resume dancing. Still in the mood, by any chance?"
"Well, now that you mention it…" Buster replied. And sure enough, once all of the toons were in the gym and having nothing but joy and pleasure, Buster and Babs were doing a fluent, beautiful dance with each other as they'd been before, and the toons all had a holly-jolly Christmas to look forward to.
By the time the party was over and everyone went home, everybody had a truly lovely Christmas Eve to anticipate the next day and knew that Christmas the day after that would be even better. In the meanwhile, they all just looked forward to a good night's sleep, the way so much unexpectedly had gone on today despite how it had ended well.
The only ones who were not happy were Monty, as he was now an inmate in a high-security prison for getting Babs filled with parasites to get to Buster and possibly kill her off and his mansion and treasure of cash had been made as a way to spread help and much needed money and materials to the poor around the world, and Sweetie, who was receiving plenty of penance from Elmyra for all she'd done, to Furrball or otherwise.
And speaking of Furrball, on Christmas Eve, he thought to offer Fifi La Fume a home in where he now lived with Mary after Mary granted him required permission to make such an offer. Fifi delightedly accepted it, and she and Furrball were together forever as much as the two of them and Mary were, and vice versa. Christmas was nothing short of elating for those three, Buster, Babs and all other non-punished toons. There was indeed a God, and he smiled upon the innocent and/or heroic as much as he punished the wicked. Forever and always.
THE END
Well, I hope this story was as enjoyable, gripping and good for you as I meant it to be! Rate and review, please, especially you Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny(no relation), Furrball and Fifi La Fume fans, and merry Christmas/happy holidays to all of you!
