Hello, and yes, Linkdude, this is a NEW chapter! Enjoy!
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*At the prom*
Ness: Where's the bloody author?
Hellcat: Since when were YOU british?
Sia: I don't know.
*A crash is heard on the stage*
Sia: DAMNIT, LUGI! I TOLD YOU TO PUT DOWN THE CD'S......NO! DON'T DROP IT! *runs where Lugi is*
Hope: Wellllllll, she not here....so we can wait.
Pikachu: Nothin' to worry about. Hey, Yoshi, Kirby, let's go.
Y&K: Horray!
*They scamper off, giggling evily*
Mario: That's never good.
Hope: *suddenly grins*
Peach: Uh oh. Mario, run. Run far away.
*Before Mario could run, Hope grabs him and gives him a wedigie! DUN DUN DUN!*
Mario: AAHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!! *runs into a wall*
Ness: Where the hell is the author!?
Pichu: Oh shut up. We can wait. Sides, you can help Hellcat set out the food.
Ness: Fine. *walks off*
Sia: Go help Kawaii put up the paper that fell. NOW! And stay away from here.
Lugi: Hmph! *runs over to Kawaii* I was told to help you.
Kawaii: Okay then. Tape up that paper over there. *points*
Lugi: Okay. *tries to put it up but falls down. It keeps doing that* Damn this paper! *becomes furious and fries it* Take that evil paper! You can't beat me, I'm the Lugi man!
G@W: No more liqor for you!
Lugi: I'm soooo cool, I'm better than Mario!
Mario: *manges to fix his promblem* Bullshit! I'm way better than you!
Lugi: I'm better!
Mario: No, I'm better!
Lugi: I'm better!
Mario: Bring it on!
Bowser: Typical. Your average bothers...I mean brothers.
Mewtwo: Immature.
Ganndorf: Huh?????
Mewtwo and Bowser glare at him*
???: *In the darkness* Fire at will!
???: Who will?
???: The author invited a guy named Will?
???: No! Just fire at anybody.
???: Fine. *fires a....paintball gun?*
Oh no! The only people who have paintball guns are.....Pikachu, Kirby, and Yoshi! Dun Dun Dun!
Pikachu: Surrender, or prepare to be shot!
Kirby: Damn straight!
Yoshi: Just do it and no one gets hurt.
Link: You are so getting it! *grabs the gun and shoots them*
Them: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Retreat! *runs away*
Link: Goody. Now back to those hot wings......
Hope: My hero! *hugs Link*
Link: Ahhhhhhh, help me!
Someone: Did somebody call for help?
Link: *has no way to answer that*
Someone: Then it's a job for....Linkdude! DUNAAA!
Linkdude: *walks in*
Link: What the hell!
Linkdude: Ah, don't worry, dude. Sindel is just messing with your head.
Link: Okay. GET HER OFF!
Hope: Just one date.
Linkdude: Sure, dude. One date with Link. Have fun!
Hope: Yesssss!
Sia: *runs* I manged to recover all the CD's.
Ness: This is nuts!
Kawaii: No kidding! I second that.
Hellcat: Plus, all the wine is gone!
Hope: *looks away*
*Flashback*
Hope: You know what we're doing?
Pikachu: Yeah, it the sweet smell of revenge.
Kirby: One sip, and walla! Drunk as hell.
Yoshi: Only for 4.99!
Hope: Gimme a cup. I'll give it to Mario.
*Flashback ends*
Sindel: I'm here! Let's get this party started!
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Will Link ever survie? Will everyone drink the punch? Find out next time!
Oh yeah, I apolize for any insults toward your way.
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*At the prom*
Ness: Where's the bloody author?
Hellcat: Since when were YOU british?
Sia: I don't know.
*A crash is heard on the stage*
Sia: DAMNIT, LUGI! I TOLD YOU TO PUT DOWN THE CD'S......NO! DON'T DROP IT! *runs where Lugi is*
Hope: Wellllllll, she not here....so we can wait.
Pikachu: Nothin' to worry about. Hey, Yoshi, Kirby, let's go.
Y&K: Horray!
*They scamper off, giggling evily*
Mario: That's never good.
Hope: *suddenly grins*
Peach: Uh oh. Mario, run. Run far away.
*Before Mario could run, Hope grabs him and gives him a wedigie! DUN DUN DUN!*
Mario: AAHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!! *runs into a wall*
Ness: Where the hell is the author!?
Pichu: Oh shut up. We can wait. Sides, you can help Hellcat set out the food.
Ness: Fine. *walks off*
Sia: Go help Kawaii put up the paper that fell. NOW! And stay away from here.
Lugi: Hmph! *runs over to Kawaii* I was told to help you.
Kawaii: Okay then. Tape up that paper over there. *points*
Lugi: Okay. *tries to put it up but falls down. It keeps doing that* Damn this paper! *becomes furious and fries it* Take that evil paper! You can't beat me, I'm the Lugi man!
G@W: No more liqor for you!
Lugi: I'm soooo cool, I'm better than Mario!
Mario: *manges to fix his promblem* Bullshit! I'm way better than you!
Lugi: I'm better!
Mario: No, I'm better!
Lugi: I'm better!
Mario: Bring it on!
Bowser: Typical. Your average bothers...I mean brothers.
Mewtwo: Immature.
Ganndorf: Huh?????
Mewtwo and Bowser glare at him*
???: *In the darkness* Fire at will!
???: Who will?
???: The author invited a guy named Will?
???: No! Just fire at anybody.
???: Fine. *fires a....paintball gun?*
Oh no! The only people who have paintball guns are.....Pikachu, Kirby, and Yoshi! Dun Dun Dun!
Pikachu: Surrender, or prepare to be shot!
Kirby: Damn straight!
Yoshi: Just do it and no one gets hurt.
Link: You are so getting it! *grabs the gun and shoots them*
Them: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Retreat! *runs away*
Link: Goody. Now back to those hot wings......
Hope: My hero! *hugs Link*
Link: Ahhhhhhh, help me!
Someone: Did somebody call for help?
Link: *has no way to answer that*
Someone: Then it's a job for....Linkdude! DUNAAA!
Linkdude: *walks in*
Link: What the hell!
Linkdude: Ah, don't worry, dude. Sindel is just messing with your head.
Link: Okay. GET HER OFF!
Hope: Just one date.
Linkdude: Sure, dude. One date with Link. Have fun!
Hope: Yesssss!
Sia: *runs* I manged to recover all the CD's.
Ness: This is nuts!
Kawaii: No kidding! I second that.
Hellcat: Plus, all the wine is gone!
Hope: *looks away*
*Flashback*
Hope: You know what we're doing?
Pikachu: Yeah, it the sweet smell of revenge.
Kirby: One sip, and walla! Drunk as hell.
Yoshi: Only for 4.99!
Hope: Gimme a cup. I'll give it to Mario.
*Flashback ends*
Sindel: I'm here! Let's get this party started!
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Will Link ever survie? Will everyone drink the punch? Find out next time!
Oh yeah, I apolize for any insults toward your way.