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Chapter Three: Thank You Thank You Thank You
Naruto stood in front of the coffee maker at 7:15 am. His eyes were squinted and he was hunched over. He hated Mondays. The blond grimaced at the sound of a wooden chair scraping against tile floor.
He turned his head over his shoulder to see Kiba laying his head on the seat of the chair, his body sprawled on the floor. "Morning, dog breath."
Kiba lifted a finger, but let it fall to his side once again, not having enough energy to defend himself against the irritating nickname.
"Coffee?"
"Undawdawug…"
"Cream?"
"Wadadablu…"
"Kay. Sugar?"
"Nnnnnnn…"
"You sure?"
"Nyahk…"
"Whatever, I'll put in six packs in this time."
Choji walked out of the elevator and stared at Kiba on the floor. "Kiba, how many times do I have to tell you not to go to a bar on Sunday nights?"
"Ffffuuuuck yyyooouuuu…" Kiba growled and got up slowly, only to drop into the chair, allowing his head to hit the table. Shikamaru and Lee joined them and sat at the table, leaving one chair unoccupied due to Choji deciding to stand next to Naruto, willing the coffee maker to work faster with their eyes.
Naruto glanced at the black hat that Choji had placed on the counter. "Those the new dares?"
Choji nodded slowly, covering his mouth to yawn. Naruto reached into the hat and lifted a folded piece of paper that was all too familiar to him as nothing but a ticket to Sasuke's office. Which wasn't so bad in his mind.
"15 points…" The blond began, drawing the four friend's attention to him. "'Sit cross-legged on a non-player's desk and pretend to meditate for at least ten minutes (chanting is optional).' This sounds fun."
"I'll up it by 5 if you do it on Kakashi's desk." Shikamaru chirped.
"But his desk is always one big pile of shit!" Naruto whined.
"All the better reason to do it. I don't think he's here yet…" A dark voice came from behind the table. All heads whirled around and stared in astonishment at Gaara, who sat down in the empty chair.
"G-Gaara-san! Wha… What are you doing here…?" Kiba stuttered.
"I work here." The red head said bluntly. "Now what is this about dares? Is this why you came to me yesterday, Inuzuka?"
Naruto coughed loudly and turned around to see the coffee was done.
"What are you talking about, Gaara?" Shikamaru asked in a bemused tone. Gaara sent him an icy glare which made Shikamaru sigh. "I guess we have to tell him… But if we do, you have to join us, Gaara."
The red head nodded and smirked in triumph. Shikamaru explained the dares, points and rules, Gaara nodding occasionally.
"Sounds fun…" Gaara said. "Give me one."
Choji hesitantly held out the hat of dares to Gaara who silently pulled one out. "'Say thank you to the photocopier every time it copies a page.' 10 points."
Kiba chuckled, but instantly stopped when he received a glare from Gaara. He quickly turned around in his seat to face Choji and pulled out a dare for himself, reading it aloud. "'Walk up to your superior's desk, clasp their hand, and tell them that you've always respected them, and that whatever happens, you'll stick by them.' 20 points. Oh, fuck. This is precisely why I hate Monday mornings!"
Lee bounced up and down happily in his chair and grinned. "My turn! My turn!"
"Okay! Just chill, spaz." Choji said and slid the hat across the table to him.
"Woohoo! 10 points! 'Make a cup of coffee and ask someone if they'd mind tasting it first "just in case"; don't be satisfied with their response and decide to have water instead.'"
"Should we even be letting him have coffee?" Kiba asked as a cup of coffee was placed in front of him by Naruto.
The blond shrugged and handed a mug to Lee. "Stop jumping or you'll spill it." The bushy-browed man complied and stood up slowly when he noticed the elevator door opened. To Lee's luck (and his victim's dismay) Sasuke walked out of the elevator with a leather black briefcase.
"Uchiha-san! Good morning!" Lee called and dashed over to his boss, careful not to spill any of the liquid in his hand.
"No! Lee, not him!" Naruto and Shikamaru yelled in a whisper after the man.
"It was…" Sasuke muttered under his breath. He turned to face his employee and glanced over at Naruto. Their eyes met for a second before Naruto looked away, a barely noticeable blush coloring his cheeks. Sasuke smirked inwardly and turned his attention back to Lee. "What is it, Lee?"
"Would you mind tasting this cup of coffee? Just in case…" Rock Lee requested eagerly.
"Fuck..." Kiba growled to himself.
Sasuke looked down at the navy blue mug in his hands and then back at the man. "Did you drink from it?"
"No sir. That's why I'm asking you to taste it."
"What an idiot..." Gaara muttered.
Sasuke looked down at the caramel colored drink once more before taking it from his hands and taking a sip. " It's fine."
Lee furrowed his eyebrows together. "I dunno… I'm kinda skeptical about that… Besides, you already drank from it. I'll just have water."
Sasuke glared intensely at Lee as he turned around and headed straight for the water cooler. The Uchiha looked at where Naruto was and noticed the blond was gone... Along with all the others that were in the kitchen earlier. Sighing, he looked back down at the coffee and shrugged. "Hn, whatever. I guess I get a free coffee."
Uzumaki Naruto stood before the cluttered desk of Hatake Kakashi. It was covered with unrolled blue prints, books, and other papers that were of no importance to Naruto. Letting out a sigh, the blond picked up a glass clock that wasn't working and set it on a chair behind him. After removing a few more things that looked breakable, Naruto used both of his arms to shove everything else off the desk, grinning in satisfaction at the sound of papers fluttering and books hitting the carpeted ground.
He crawled on top of the now clear desk surface and sat Indian-style, holding his arms out and making his index fingers and thumbs form the shape of an 'o'. With a glance at the black clock on the wall, Naruto closed his eyes and hummed. To his delight, Kakashi just entered his office and stopped dead in his tracks.
Blinking his only visible eye, he scanned the room before resting his eyes on the humming blond. "Naruto? What the hell are you doing on my desk? And why the hell is all my stuff on the floor?" He asked in an irritated tone.
"Hum, I'm meditating, hum...hum..." Naruto replied calmly.
"Uh-huh. And you chose to do this on my desk because...?"
"Hum, please shut up, hum..."
Kakashi furrowed his eyebrows and crossed his arms in front of his chest. "Fine, be that way." The older man hissed and walked behind the wooden desk, pushed a few stranded papers off of his chair, and sat down. He allowed his messenger bag-like briefcase to fall off his shoulder and set it on the ground. The silver-haired man shoved Naruto to the side of the desk and pulled out a laptop from his briefcase, setting it on the unoccupied space of the table.
"Hey, Kakashi, I need those forms I gave...you...last week...Naruto?" Iruka said slowly as he stood in the opened doorway of Kakashi's office.
"He's meditating." Kakashi said bluntly and stood up. The silver-haired man shuffled through the papers on the floor and pulled out a pack that was paper clipped together. "Here."
"Uh... Thanks. Naruto, you really should get to work..." Iruka commanded.
Naruto opened one eye to look at the clock on the wall and shut it again. "Five more minutes..."
"Oh, I see." Iruka frowned and looked back at Kakashi. "Make sure he doesn't stay there all day."
"Okay." Kakashi nodded his head and smiled.
Iruka smiled back and walked out of the office.
5 minutes later...
"Okies," Naruto stretched and jumped off the desk. "Later, Kakashi."
"Buh-bye." Kakashi replied automatically as he continued to do whatever on his laptop.
Naruto walked down the hallway and was about to enter the little boy's room when Shikamaru came out, holding a roll of cling wrap. "Oh, hey Naruto. Don't use the toilets. I had to cover them as a dare with cling wrap."
Naruto's eyes widened. "What the hell, Shika? I really have to go!"
"Shikamaru shrugged and looked around. "Use your plant."
"I don't have a plant."
"You can think of something..." With that, Shikamaru walked away, tossing the cling wrap into Lee's trash bin when he walked by it.
Shino walked silently passed by Naruto, but the blond grabbed his arm and looked him straight in the eyes – sunglasses...whatever.
"Don't use the toilets."
Hyuga Neji was getting himself a cup of coffee when Gaara walked in with a sheet of paper and went straight for the photo copier.
"Morning, Gaara." Neji greeted as he poured some cream into his mug.
"Good morning..." The red head said in a bemused tone as he placed the paper face down on the glass surface of the copier. Pressing the buttons, Gaara set the machine and it started to do it's job.
"How was your weekend?" The brunette asked, trying to make conversation.
A piece of paper came out of the opening on the machine. "Thank you... It was fine." Another sheet of paper. "Thank you..."
Neji raised an elegant eyebrow. "Umm... Do anything interesting?"
"Not really... Thank you..." Gaara replied.
"What are you doing?"
"Thank you... Copying a picture of a cat that I drew... Thank you..."
"I see..." Neji took a sip of the coffee in his hand.
The copy machine ceased it's actions and Gaara picked up the copies and his original. The red head bowed down to the machine and shuffled out of the room and went directly to his office. Neji stared after the red head and yelped when he noticed he was accidentally pouring his coffee on himself. 'What the hell is wrong with Gaara today?'
"Uchiha-san?" Sakura's bubbly voice came from the intercom. Sasuke looked up from the blue print that was sprawled out on his desk.
"What is it?"
"Uzumaki Naruto wants to see you."
Sasuke smirked to himself. "Let him in."
"Yes sir."
Sasuke jumped when the door to his office was opened and shut abruptly. Naruto raced in and went immediately for the miniature indoor palm tree that sat in the corner of the room.
"Sorry teme but I really have to go!" The words came out of the blond's mouth jumbled together as he unzipped his trousers and released himself onto the dirt in the pot.
"What the fucka re you doing?" Sasuke yelled in utter disgust.
"I'm sorry! But the toilets are covered and I can't hold it any longer!" Naruto cried as he finished.
"What?"
"Sasuke, stop yelling!" Naruto whined and covered his ears with his hands.
The Uchiha took some deep breaths before speaking again. "Why the hell are you peeing in my plant?"
"Because the toilets in the bathroom are covered in cling wrap..." Naruto said slowly.
Sasuke stared at him. "What?"
"Don't ask..." The blond sighed in aggravation.
"Just tell me: Does it have anything to do with you and your friends?"
"Well...kinda... But-"
"That's all I needed to know." Sasuke said, raising a hand in front o the boy's face.
Naruto frowned and bit down on Sasuke's middle finger. He hated being interrupted.
Sasuke yelped in surprise and pulled away from the blond. "Very mature, dobe." He growled with sarcasm. The Uchiha grabbed Naruto by the wrist and pulled him into a heated kiss. Sasuke lifted the other boy by the waist and sat him on the desk.
"You know, just because we do this doesn't mean I'm gonna give you special treatment." He said into the blond's ear. "So no more urinating in my plants, got it, dobe?" He un-tucked Naruto's shirt and glided his hands over the blond's stomach muscles.
"Can we drop that, please, teme?" Naruto hissed.
"Hn." Sasuke molded their lips together once more, but pulled apart immediately when the intercom beeped.
"Uchiha-san?"
"Uchiha-san." Naruto mocked in a girlish voice, pissed at Sakura for interrupting them.
Sasuke flicked him in the head before leaning over to reply to his receptionist. "Yes, Sakura?"
"Inuzuka Kiba says he needs to see you…."
Sasuke looked at Naruto with wide eyes. The blond couldn't just walk out looking like he did now. His shirt was wrinkled and he was breathing like he had just run a two mile marathon.
"Uchiha-san?"
"Uh…yes. Let him in." Sasuke said, pulling Naruto off the desk and shoving him under the desk.
Naruto was about to protest when he heard the door open. 'Damn you, Kiba! You don't know what you just interrupted! And stupid teme! Hiding me under the desk… I'll get him for this!' Suddenly, an evil thought came into Naruto's head. A very evil, sadistic thought.
"Uchiha-san…" Kiba addressed the other man, bowing.
"What is it now, Kiba? Is there another convention that you must attend?" Sasuke said irritably. His eyes widened when he felt the button on his pants being undone. 'NARUTO!'
"No sir." Kiba replied quietly, blushing slightly when he recalled his first dare.
Sasuke lowered his head and gritted his teeth as the blond under his desk pulled out his hardening member and stroked it till it was fully erect.
"Then what do you want, Kiba?" Sasuke snapped, making Kiba stiffen. The Uchiha was finding it very difficult to concentrate on the brunette when there was a warm, wet muscle licking the head of his member.
'Uchiha-san is shaking… Is he really pissed at me?' The dog lover took in a deep breath and approached the desk. He clasped Sasuke's hand in his and recited: "I've always respected you, Uchiha-san! And whatever happens, I'll stick by you no matter what."
Sasuke groaned in the back of his throat. "Kiba…" He hissed. "Leave. Now!"
The brunette's eyes widened and he quickly ran out of Sasuke's office, closing the door behind him roughly.
"Na-ru-to!" Sasuke growled as he pushed back his chair, allowing the blond to come back to the surface.
Naruto simply smirked evilly before bending back down to continue his ministrations.
Sasuke gasped as the blond took him in completely. The raven bucked his hips forward to reach further into Naruto's mouth, but Naruto placed his hands on Sasuke's hips to keep the other man from choking him.
He began to swallow, causing Sasuke to moan loudly as the mouth tightened around his manhood. "Naruto…"
The blond smirked around the hard organ and repeated this action a few more times.
The raven threaded his fingers through the blond's mane and groaned in disappointment when his member was removed from the mouth. He looked down to see Naruto rubbing his jaw with one hand and pumping the Uchiha with the other. Sasuke guessed this was Naruto's first time giving head and that his mouth was probably sore from all of his wonderful work.
After a minute, the blonde went back to his original treatment. He gave a swift lick at the pre-cum off the head, tonguing the tiny slit. Growing bolder as he felt Sasuke shudder, he then lapped on the underside of the man's cock. He inserted the hard organ into his mouth once again.
"Ahhhh! Fuck!" Sasuke moaned, biting his bottom lip as his hips bucked at the sensation. Naruto's warm mouth and tongue were driving him insane.
Naruto mentally did a victory dance and began sucking harder, bobbing his head back and forth.
"Ohmigawd…dobe…" With that as Naruto's only warning, Sasuke came into Naruto's mouth.
Naruto shut his eyes forcefully and winced as the other boy's fingers pulled his hair. He felt the body tense as hot cum hit his throat. Mildly startled, he swallowed the hot liquid, not wanting any of Sasuke's seed getting on his clothes. A feeling of almost pleasure ran through him as he looked up at Sasuke, knowing he had caused Sasuke's momentary lack of control.
"Whelp! I better get going!" Naruto grinned cheerfully.
Sasuke eyed Naruto up and down as he panted heavily. Immediately noticing the tent in the blond's pants, he smirked. "You're hard." The raven stated.
"No shit, Sherlock! You're pretty hot when you're moaning my name." Naruto chuckled.
"Then let me return the favor…" Sasuke said huskily, standing up from his chair.
Naruto raised a hand up to him and shook his head. "It'll go away soon. I just have to think of a few unappealing things." With that, the blond closed his eyes and imagined a large Sakura crushing his crotch with her foot because she found out what he and Sasuke were doing in his office. The blond shivered at this image.
Sasuke had no idea what Naruto was thinking, but whatever it was, it made his erection disappear immediately.
The blond walked over to the wooden door and opened it. He paused when he saw everyone in the office huddled together in a circle.
"What the…?" Sasuke said as he walked up behind the Naruto.
Shikamaru, who just happened to be on the outside of the circle, twisted his head around to see a dumbfounded blond and raven. "Come over here, you two. Choji's getting everyone together for a group hug."
Naruto chuckled and immediately dashed over to the group, wrapping his arms around Shikamaru and Gaara. "Is this his dare?" Naruto whispered. Shikamaru nodded. The blond grinned stupidly. Gawd, he loved this game.
Sasuke watched at all of his employees from his doorway as they all dispersed and went back to work, leaving Kiba, Choji, Lee, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Naruto to stand around and laugh. He narrowed his eyes when he saw Kiba wink at everyone before they too left to continue the work day. Something was definitely going on between those five friends. And this was the first time he witnessed Gaara with them.
"Naruto… What are you idiots up to?" Sasuke mumbled to himself as he closed his office door and returned to the blueprint the had been observing earlier.
So there you have it. Chapter 3 is complete. I would like to thank everyone for their reviews! You guys really encouraged me and gave me the strength I needed to write that SasuNaru scene.
Special thanks to IceCreamXD and Nebulee! You two really gave me the backbone to write that scene between Sasuke and Naruto. I probably would have chickened out again if it weren't for y'all!