I dedicate this chapter to Alyssa Damato and PartiPooper. Enjoy!
South Park's Stress Reliever.
Chapter 3: Kenny McCormick
Craig heard his phone ping, and he was quick to check it. He rolled his eyes at all the texts he'd missed whilst he was servicing Tweek. They'd have to wait, because he needed some sleep.
Craig had just gotten home, and apparently his rents had returned while he was at Tweek's. He walked in to his sister playing the gamecube. She seemed rather annoyed. Upon further inspection, Craig could see that she was having a hard time beating Master Hand in Super Smash bros. He walked around her, as to not interrupt, and made his way to the kitchen. He saw his mother chopping some beef for dinner, she greeted him, before continuing.
Craig opened the fridge, pulling out the jug of milk, and poured himself a glass. He sipped from the glass, before his phone pinged again. He pulled it out of ihs pocket, and opened the text. It was from Kenny.
K: Wyd?
Craig rolled his eyes at the simplicity of the text. He decided to humour him, and by humour him, he of course meant trolling him.
C: I'm just stroking my thick cock. Wyd?
Craig smirked as he sent that text. Kenny was easy to get to, and he was probably touching himself to that text right now. It the hit him that he was sexting Kenny in his kitchen with his mother a mere few feet from him, and he retreated to his bedroom. He laid on his bed, and as soon as he fell onto the plush mattress, his phone pinged.
K: Oh god that's hot, show me?
He's too easy, Craig thought to himself. He smirked and slightly blushed at the thought of sending Kenny a dick pic. He may be a man-whore, but Craig usually preffered his sex face to face. But still, the thought of sexting Kenny turned him on, and he was soon growing in his jeans. He pawed his growing erection and weighed his options. He knew Kenny had no money, so he couldn't 'service' him. But he really wanted some McCormick right now. He had sworn he'd be more professional, but his other head was getting to him.
He sighed, and texted back.
C: Sure thing big boy, gimme a sec;)
Craig exposed his cock to the air, making sure to lock his door before he did so. He took his phone and snapped a photo, which showed him explicitly handling his tool with a gentle erotic touch. He topped the message off with the caption, It want's you... which made him cringe internally, but he felt like that line would get Kenny going. Once again, he was easy.
K: And I want it...
C: Don't worry, you'll get it soon;)
K: I only got five bucks:(
C: It's fine, just be lucky I'm horny.
K: Really? Thanx. U have no idea how much I need this, am I coming over there?
C: No, I'm coming to you.
Pun intended.
K: Ok, I'm at my apartment. See u soon;)
Craig pocketed his phone and took off. He drove to Kenny's apartment in a childish glee, only ironic for the reason. He exited his vehicle, and entered the apartment, which smelt like dust and weed, but he wasn't there for the smells.
"You're here thank god!" Kenny rushed Craig, who was just as shocked at the sudden tackle, as he was by the fact that Kenny smelt good. His blonde hair was still wet from a recent shower, which left him smelling like... green apple?
"Why do you smell like Butters?"
"He let me borrow some shampoo, it's supposed to help with dandruff." Kenny said. Craig then noticed that Kenny was stark naked. He gazed down at the boy's tool, taking note of it's impressive length, at least impressive compared to Stan, with Tweek being the overall most hung, and Kenny falling in a close second.
"You still horny?" Craig asked bluntly. He sure wasn't. The drive coupled with the freezing weather, kind of killed it.
"To an extent, but I still wanna fuck." Kenny beamed, getting down to his knees, and proceeding to unbutton Craig's pants, before he could even question that statement. He pulled the jeans down, and pulled out Craig's cock, which immediately began to show signs of life upon experiencing the skilled touch of Kenny McCormick. There was a reason why he was South Park's original manwhore. Now Craig was experiencing that first hand, as Kenny gave his member a lick.
"Ooooh yeah.." Craig moaned. Kenny prodded at Craig's head with his tongue, before engulfing the entirety of his penis. He took it all the way down, until Craig was certain his girth was preventing the other boy from breathing. "Oh fuck yeah." Was all he could say, as he was given one of the best blowjobs he'd ever received.
"You wanna go first?" Kenny asked upon lifting his head from Craig's dripping cock. Craig nodded. This was how they did it, they usually both fucked each other. Kenny usually went first, but Craig felt like mixing things up today. He let Kenny's finger probe him. Slick with his own saliva and some of Craig's precum, Kenny's finger entered Craig with little-to-no effort. The black-haired boy let out a loud needy moan as Kenny added another finger.
Kenny continued to work Craig's hole, with wet sounds eminating throughout the room. Once he felt that Craig was ready, he retrieved the lube. After applying a generous amount to both he and Craig, he positioned himself at the other boy's entrance.
"Oh shit." Craig howled as Kenny entered him. The blonde boy began a steady rhythm, as Craig bit his lip to stifle a loud moan. Kenny grabbed ahold of Craig's hips, and increased his speed. "Oh god you feel so good!"
"Oooh!" Kenny shouted as he came, filling Craig up almost completely. Craig let out a low moan as he felt Kenny cum inside him. Kenny pulled out, and stepped aside as Craig recovered.
"You next?" Craig panted, as Kenny stroked his limp member. The blonde boy nodded, taking a second to breathe. Craig rose to his feet, his erection sticking out, and looking rather painful. "I'm gonna start okay?" Kenny nodded, assuming the position.
Craig pushed forward, his thick member entering Kenny with little resistance. Kenny moaned loudly as the other boy began to fuck him. Craig reached forward and took Kenny's shoulders as he buried himself deep within Kenny's insides. The sounds of flesh slapping eminated throughout the apartment, with both of the boy's moans drowning it out.
"Oh fuck yeah!" Kenny groaned in pleasure. The blonde boy bit his lip and pushed back against Craig's assault. Craig, unable to take much more, gave Kenny's hole one final push, before unloading his seed inside of him. The noirette grunted as he came again and again, before slumping over Kenny's form, exhausted. "You gonna be okay babe?" Kenny asked. Craig pulled out.
"Don't call me that." Craig snipped, cleaning himself up with a paper towel torn from the roll. "You know this is businsess."
"But it's not," Kenny rolled over, holding his head in his hands. "I didn't pay you."
"Okay this time it wasn't business," Craig said, slipping on his pants. "But only because I was feeling generous?"
"By 'generous' you mean horny?" Kenny winked.
"Shut up McCormick." Craig growled. He was now almost fully dressed.
"You just can't admit you like it."
"I said shut up." Craig spoke harshly, pointing to Kenny fiercely. Kenny sighed, and waved Craig off.
"Whatever, just remember, if you ever need any 'help'," He clicked his tongue at the word 'help'. "Feel free to come a-knockin'."
Craig rolled his eyes, as he zipped up his jacket. He left in a bad mood thanks to Kenny's prodding. He needed some sleep.
Sorry for the long wait. With Christmas and all, I was just too busy. Anyway, I'm back in effect again, and I've already taken the pairing request by Molerina17, and have started a chapter starring Clyde Donovan! Hope you guys stick around. Please fav, follow and review. Love you all!