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The Curse of the Smiley Face

Chapter Three, Road Trip

BPOV

"Okay Bella, I got the tunes. Let's roll!" Alice jumped in her car and plugged her ipod into the stereo. Riding in Alice's car was almost embarrassing. Her parents had obviously boughten the car for her. No other student could afford a bright yellow Porsche. I met Alice's parents freshmen year. Sometimes she would force me to visit them with her.

"So Alice, What's on the play list for our little journey?"

"Oh you're going to love this, Bells! Alfie! I know how much you love Lily Allen!"

"Yay! Did you remember Kill Hannah too?"

"Of course it's on there. I even have The Flaming Lips on there!" the music started and all we could do was sing along! It made me feel free to sing with the radio just to let loose, while I still could! I almost forgot why we were even on this trip, almost.

BUZZ!!

"Who the hell is calling me?" I dug my phone out of my pocket and glanced at the screen. The entire screen was filled with the word, SEXED, perfect. I had forgotten he entered himself in the phone. I shut of the stereo and flipped open my phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey Bella, its Edward. Alice told me the two of you were coming to visit, I was wondering if maybe you would want to do something?"

"Well I figured we would since Alice will be locking Jasper and herself in his room! Ouch Alice! Why did you hit me? You can't hit a—never mind hit away!"

"Um, actually I thought we might do something together. Like a date."

"Oh," I gasped. "I think we could do that."

"Great I can't wait! There is this new Italian place that I have been wanting to try! I know you will love it!"

"Listen Edward, I really think we should talk when I get up there—" I was interrupted by a loud crash in the background. "Edward are you there?"

He laughed. "Yeah Bella, listen I'll talk to you when you get here. A freshman just tried to pick a fight with Emmett and I have to see this! Later Bells!"

The phone went dead, great now I have a date with my baby's daddy who might I add has no idea that he is a daddy. This is going to go just great…not.

"Alice, stop the car!" I screamed. She slammed on the breaks, as I opened the door, and revisited my breakfast.

"Eww, Bella!" Alice screeched. I wiped my mouth and closed the door behind me, turning to a very disgusted Alice.

"Hey, at least I told you to stop!" I spit, "I could have just barfed all over your car!" I was seriously contemplating running from the car. Alice must have seen this on my face because right as I thought this she locked the doors. I had just blown my last chance to escape.

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way, either way you are telling him!" Alice may look like a pixie, but no one messed with Alice, she took years of kick boxing. She had me and she knew it, the little sprite could kick my ass! "So, what did my dear cousin call you about?"

"Nothing, he just wanted to ask when we would be there," I mumbled, hoping she would buy my sorry lie. He wanted to go on a date, with me and I had to ruin it by telling him about the baby. I finally got a date with an amazingly gorgeous guy that had a great personality—that is if you can get him away from the other frat boys—and it was just my luck that I would screw it up.

"It didn't sound like nothing and what was that about Jasper and me?" she poked.

"Um," I said nervously, while holding my own hand. "Edward sort of asked me on a date—" Alice's shriek cut me off.

"I can't believe it! This is great I always knew you two would be good together! And you skipped a step when you got pregnant!" With her favorite "cover your ears and hope they don't bleed" scream.

"Alice, calm down. We skipped more than one step and it's just a date." Okay, I had to pop her happy bubble. "And of course you know that I'm pregnant with his kid! This is a big problem! A first date with a person after they have already impregnated you isn't really a good start!" She winced.

"Well, at least it will give you time away from the frat house with him." She was fishing for anything that might make me happy and I knew it.

"Yeah I know Alice," I sighed. I knew she was just trying to help and honestly I couldn't ask for a better friend. "Hey Alice?"

"Yeah Bella."

"Have I said thank you, yet?" She just shook her head no with a hopeful smile on her face. "Thank you Alice, if it wasn't for you I would still be in bed looking at that damn smiley face crying. You truly are the best friend in the world." She truly was. Shortly after that the music was back on. We sang and danced the rest of the drive like best friends should. All I could think of for the rest of the ride was the man that put models to shame, Edward.

Author's Note;

So, I am still leaving some of the original author note parts on the chapters so you guys can get to know a little about me.

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