At Ray's Condo; Ray, Janna, and Globox were sitting in the living room.
Ray was looking at a TV Guide.
"Oh hey, a documentary on Gaston's life before becoming an actor." said Ray.
He grabbed the cable remote and flipped the channel.
On the TV; a child but very muscular version of Gaston was at some type of picnic with a woman with the same face as him.
"One time when Gaston was young, he killed his own mother." said a voice on the TV.
The young Gaston pulled out a pistol and shot his mother in the heart, killing her.
Globox gasped in shock.
The young Gaston on the TV grabbed a sandwich on the picnic cloth.
"Because she forgot to cut the crust off his PBandJ." the same voice said.
The child Gaston tossed the sandwich away.
"Wow, that's dark. I would have expected this from Frieza." said Ray.
Cutaway Gag
A young Frieza was at some type of picnic with an alien that looked like him, but feminine.
Frieza's mother smiled.
"Okay son, time for your sandwich." said the alien.
She pulled out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust still on and gave it to Frieza.
The young alien became so mad that he shot some ki through his own Mother's heart, killing her.
"You forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich." said Frieza.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone cringed at that.
Meanwhile outside Nega Dragon was watching this and smirked.
"Excellent, time to put my plan into motion." said Nega Dragon.
He turned to Damaras.
"You know what to do." He said.
Damaras nodded and out of his cape sleeves came two Blasters.
He then went to the front door and knocked on it.
However; it opened up and he was blaster in the face before the door closed up.
"Rude." said Damaras.
Nega Dragon looked in the window and saw a guy dressed up like a soldier.
He became mad.
"You idiot, that was the condo of a retired Marine." said Nega Dragon.
He turned to the Marine.
"So sorry about that." said Nega Dragon.
"I maybe old, but I can still kick some ass." said the Marine, "Even yours."
Nega Dragon smiled and handed him a check.
"Don't press charges." said Nega Dragon.
"I won't." said the Marine.
The Marine went back into his house as Damaras looked at Nega Dragon.
"Why'd you do that?" said Damaras.
Nega Dragon smiled.
"I may be evil but even I am not evil to kill a Retired Marine or Army person. They serve the country." said Nega Dragon.
Damaras went to the door of Ray's condo and knocked on it.
However; Globox answered the door.
"We are not interested in what you're selling, and we don't want any girl scout cookies." said Globox.
"Ask for a box of Thin Mints and Samoas." said Ray.
"And the Chocolate Chip." said Janna.
Globox groaned.
"You get all that?" said Globox.
Damaras smiled.
"Oh yes, just let me get them out of the car." said Damaras.
Globox shut the door as Damaras left the condo.
However after reaching the last step, he realizes what just happened.
"Wait a minute." said Damaras.
He became mad.
"I WAS TRICKED!" yelled Damaras.
He went to the door and barged it down, but saw Ray dressed like an FBI agent.
"Hold it pal, Chris Tucker; FBI, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." said Ray.
Damaras became shocked.
"What, why?" said Damaras.
"You barged into the house of an FBI agent and destroyed my beautiful indoor hedge likeness of me." said Ray.
Damaras noticed a destroyed hedge that looked like Ray.
"Those are some very serious offenses that'll cost you life in prison." said Ray.
Damaras is shocked.
"But agent I did not..." Damaras started but stopped. "Hey wait a minute."
He noticed the lack of arms, legs, and a neck.
"You're not with the FBI." said Damaras.
"Well, jigs up." said Ray.
Damaras is mad.
"You shall feel the wrath of me." said Damaras.
He shot a tranqulizer dart at Globox, but nothing happened.
Globox removed the dart and licked it.
"Salty." said Globox.
Damaras shot another dart at Globox, but nothing happened.
"Is that a mosquito?" said Globox.
Damaras started shooting lots of tranq darts at Globox.
3546 tranq darts later; Globox was still standing as Ray, Janna, and Nega Dragon were sitting in front of the TV, eating popcorn.
"Gaston killed his own mother?" said Nega Dragon.
"Yep." said Ray.
Nega Dragon is shocked.
'Wow." he said, "That's dark for someone like him."
Damaras shot one more dart at Globox, but nothing happened.
"That's all the darts I have." said Damaras.
Globox burped.
"Mmm, tasty." said Globox.
"Look, if you're going to take Janna hostage, just do it, isn't that supposed to be the plot of this fanfic?" said Ray.
"Yeah, I don't really mind, I've been hostage once." said Janna.
Damarass is shocked.
"Seriously?" said Damaras.
"Wow, that's just taking the fun out of this." said Nega Dragon.
Ray groaned.
"Globox just took 3000 tranq darts and nothing happened to him, how is that not taking the fun out of anything?" said Ray.
"That's just disturbing." said Nega Dragon.
He then grabbed Janna by her jacket.
"Well, better get this fic on the road then." said Nega Dragon.
He and Damaras left with Janna.
Ray then cleared his throat.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just started dating her months ago." said Ray.
He then got mad.
"This time, it's personal." said Ray.
At the mansion; G was reading a book titled 'Fighting for Dummies' as Knuckles walked by and saw the title of the book.
G saw Knuckles go by.
"No offense, I'm fighting for everybody." said G.
Suddenly; there was a knock on the door.
G heard it.
"Hmm, must be those Girl Scout cookies I ordered two years ago." said G.
He went to the door and opened it up just as Ray grabbed his feet and started kissing them.
"HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME!" yelled Ray.
G is shocked.
"Um." He said.
Globox entered the mansion.
"His girlfriend was captured." said Globox.
"What?" said G.
"And I took a couple of tranq darts without passing out." said Globox.
G became even more shocked.
"How many darts we talking, 3, 4, 5?" said G.
"3549 darts." said Ray.
"And a personal best for me." said Globox.
G became more shocked then ever.
"HOW CAN YOU STAY CONSCIOUS AFTER 3000 TRANQUILIZER DARTS!?" yelled G.
Bugs came down and he was mad.
"WHO SHOUTED AND MADE THE MANOR SHOOK!" He shouted.
G told Bugs everything and he is shocked.
"Chubby took 3000 tranq darts and stayed standing, how's that even possible." said Bugs.
"He's got enhanced durability; meaning that he can take any attack from anyone and not feel a scratch." said Ray.
Globox went to the mansion's fridge and lifted it up just before the door opened on it's own.
The food then fell into the toads mouth before he set the fridge down and closed the door.
Globox then burped.
Bugs is mad.
"YOU WILL GO TO THE STORE AND BUY MORE FOOD AND NOT EAT A SINGLE ONE HERE EVER AGAIN!" Bugs shouted.
Globox saw a fly buzzing around the place.
He darted his tongue out and got the fly before his tongue went back into his mouth.
Globox did some chewing before swallowing.
"Tastes like chicken." said Globox.
Bugs now extremely mad and turned to G.
"is he a friend of yours?" He asked.
"No I barley know him." said G
"Its true." said Mikey who walked by.
He grabbed a box with pizza and opened it up, revealing a pepperoni pizza.
Mikey was about to eat it when Globox darted his tongue out and ate the pizza.
The turtle noticed the missing pizza and became shocked.
"MY PIZZAS!" yelled Mikey.
He screamed very loud that a bunch of birds flew off.
"MY BIRDS!" shouted Mikey before screaming.
"Yeah, Globox has a very big appetite." said Ray.
