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Vee's ears twitched at the sound of someone above them. Ed was now doing pelvic thrusts and dancing without rhythym on the table because he won for the third time in a row. "Get off the table Ed. It'll break under your massive weight." Double D warned.

"My eyes, they burn!" Vee cried out, sheilding her eyes.

"Are you calling me fat?" Ed looked shocked and faked a few tears.

"I didn't mean it like that Ed! Just please get down before-" The table broke in two and Ed landed flat on his butt. "You get hurt..." There was the sound of something whizzing in the air, Vee's blue eyes opened wide.

"HIT THE DECKS!" She cried out, then ducked. Ed was already on the ground and Double D ducked. Eddy had no idea what was going on before something sharp grazed his shirt sleeve. It hit the floor, a big throwing knife made completely out of wood and had an angry smiley face on it. Eddy picked it up and narrowed his eyes.

"Johnny..." He muttered.

"THAT'S WOODMAN TO YOU!" Everyone looked up to see that it was indeed Johnny, he had on the hair hunts soldier uniform. "And this is my dear sidekick, Splinterboy!" Johnny held up Plank, who now had shoulder plates and a cape. "And we will soon take over and protest against the use of wood for useless products!" Johnny continued to ramble on about the rights of wood.

"So... do you wanna get back to training?" Vee asked, turning her back on Johnny/Woodman.

"As much as I hate work, I hate Johnny's annoying ramblings even more. So bring it on." Eddy said, also turning his back on the hippie child. The Eds and Vee left Johnny to himself, too deep in his monologue to notice.

An hour later, far away from Johnny

"Okay, try to break one of these..." She pointed to a bunch of old borken down cars. "-with only your super fist." As an example, she took a stink bomb and flung it at one of the cars over her shoulder. It exploded and the car was in a billion tiny pieces. "NOW BEGIN!"

"Uggh! Cmon... cmon!" Double D urged for his armpit hair to at least start moving, but it only just wiggled slightly. It tickled him and Double D began to roll around, laughing uncontrollably. Vee sweatdropped and sighed.

"Try this Double D." He looked up from the tickling atack to see Veetaking out a pair of tweezers.

"N-NO! Didn't you tell me not to do anything like that?"

"I know I did, but watch. SUPER FIST OF THE BACK WIND: TWEEZER TWISTER!" All three boys burst into laughter.

"Tweezer twister? Seriously? Is that the best you can think o-" A cyclone of tweezers came after them.

"AAAAGGH! Their rapid plucking motions are making my skin burn!" Double D screamed. The tweezers were plucking and poking them rapidly. Ed was crouched on the ground.

"MOMMY! MAKE THEM STOOOOOOOP!" He wailed. Eddy was trying to beat them off but they kept coming.

"Okay thats good boys! Coffee break!" Vee called out. Then all the tweezers stopped and went to a coffee shop.

"Yo! I need more sugar in this!" One of them yelled, holding up his cup. "Right away sir!" The employee called out.

"HOW CAN A TWEEZER HOLD A CUP? IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ARMS!" Double D yelled. Vee came from behind with a tied up Johnny.

"I found this guy trying to spy on us all. He was trying to hurt the plucker scouts!" Vee cried out. She pointed to the group of tweezers wearing skirts, sashes with badges, and berets. They were aqll crying uncontrollably. Vee lost it and threw Johnny right into a large car.

"Where are my plucker scout cookies? I ordered three boxes of metal clipper mints!" She screamed. Double D and Eddy looked at her like she was insane.

"Er... Vee? Please calm down, you're starting to scare all of us..." Vee reeled on Double D with a scary face. "Eep..."

"Okay then! Now where we?" She said sweetly.

"You... Aren't... Getting away... That easily..." They all heard Johnny growl out. Eddy snapped his fingers and Ed stood alert.

"Ed, get rid of Johnny, he's being weird again." Ed grabbed Johnny and held him over his head. He roared like a lion.

"BACK WITH YOU EVIL WOOD MAN!" He cried out, then threw him straight into a fence.

"Wait! Ed! Stop! It's still Johnny! Somethings wrong with him, I just know it!" Double D exclaimed. Then he looked at Eddy, who was obviously enjoying the show and munching on some popcorn.

"FIST OF THE BACKWIND: NOSEBLEED SUBMISSION TECHNIQUE!" Vee cried out. She flipped through a porno magazine and showed Johnny a very perverted picture. His nose erupted and he passed out. Eddy poked him with a metal rod.

"I think he's dead." Double D got a closer look at him to see that he was still breathing.

"No, he's just going through some heavy shock."

"Let's tie him up!" Ed said, snapping a long rope inbetween his hands. It brokee and it ended up to be a spaghetti noodle.

"Yeah! And then we'll rob him for everything he's got." Double D massaged his temples, his friends incompetence was... unbelievable. He looked at Vee, searching for some sort of intelligence in the group, but the hope was short lived when she brought out a big microwave and shoved Johnny inside.

Cul-de-sac

Lord Bald de bald the fifth sat upon his throne. Right now his soldiers and the bald brainwashed people of Peach Creek were constructing the large empire that would soon be his to rule over. Gamer pig sat in the corner, playing his gameboy but somehow without any thumbs. Nazz came up to the overlord and bowed before him, her pupils pink and blonde hair shaved.

Junkyard, 8:32 PM

"Uh... Are you okay Double D?" Vee asked. The nerd had accidentaly hit himself in the face with a broken tv. She poked him in the stomach with a long stick.

"I-I'm okay... just let me rest a bit Vee..." He mumbled, comlpetely exhausted.

"This is no way for a future hair hero to be acting! You need to get your strength up SOMEHOW! But not with the use of steroids, those things are horrible." She said, now wearing a pencil skirt and white button up shirt, her pink hair in a bun, and smacking a ruler in her hands like some schoolteacher.

"It's so LATE though! I just wanna call it a night." Eddy mumbled, rubbing his eyes and walking out of the junkyard. Ed picked Double D up and followed. Vee sighed and watched as they left, not even caring to mention she had no where to stay. As Ed and Double D left, Eddy looked back to see Vee looking about to make herself some sort of shelter for the night. Picking out a few bits of cardboard she constructed some little hut. She had to kick Dengaku man out of her hut first before finally making it her temporary home.

Well... better than nothing I guess. She thought as she crawled in and laid down. Closing her eyes, something tapped on the roof of the hut. Vee cracked open one eye. "What?"

"...I have a guestroom at my place if you wanna stay there." Eddy said, avoiding her eyes as she blinked and got up. A smile bloomed across her pale face and she hugged him tightly. He blushed slightly at her brashness.

"Thank you sooooo much! You really are more decent a guy than Uncle Don Patch!"

"Who?" She stopped hugging him.

"Oh no one you should concern yourself about..." Vee said, sweatdropping and rubbing the back of her head. Eddy raised an eyebrow but dropped the subject.

"Let's just get going."

Cul-de-sac

"Double D... what is going on?" Asked Ed. He and Double D looked at the neighborhood with wide and terrified eyes.

"...I have no idea Ed." The entire neighborhood was dark and all its residents were bald and wearing uniforms. Sarah, Jimmy, even Kevin were now just slaves. Their eyes glowed with the same pink as Johnny's. Some of the guards pointed at them and shouted to the others. "Ed, we need to get out of here it seems."

"But where will we go? I can see Sarah coming!" Ed asked, pointing to the brainwashed and bald Sarah running at them angrily.

"Give into the baldy bald empire! Fist of the big mouth!" Sarah flung a bunch of wild mouths and they began to munch on the Eds.

"AAAAGGHHH!" they screamed in pain.

"STENCH TORPEDO!" Yellow glowing balls exploded and the mouths went away.

"THE STENCH!" Sarah cried out, then passed out.

"Sarah! No!" Ed screamed. He was about to run to her side but Vee grabbed his arm before he could.

"Ed! It's too late. The only way to save everyone is to defeat the empire... DENGAKU MAN!" A train fell out of the sky with Dengaku mans face on it.

"How did a train get in the middle of the neighborhood? There's no tracks for it to even go on!" Double D said.

"All aboard!~" Dengaku man cried out. Vee kicked the guys into the train and Dengaku drove the train away from the cul-de-sac. Double D and Eddy watched as a castle began to rise amongst the houses and purple clouds surrounded it. "Eddy, do you think we'll be able to do all what she said?" Double D asked.

"Who knows. I'm not trusting her though. She's almost like Ed."

"Don't be so misguided."

Eddy looked back to see Ed and Vee playing hockey with unicorn helmets and using large lamps as hockey sticks.

"WHAT THE FU-" The train stopped in an instant and everyone went flying.