Disclaimer: I don not own Vampire Knight! Matsuri Hino does! Genius *praise*

Warning!: The usual…. Yaoi reference, bad language, perverted Takuma and Yuki team up…..and….Umm….Yaoi/Sex_ I think?

Note!: Well here goes another chapter and I'm going to be stupid! As usual- Enjoy! :p

"Kaname-sama?" Takuma called as he slipped into the brunette's room.

Kaname looked up from a stack of paperwork and replied, irritably, "Yes?"

"Chairman Cross would like to see you in his office tomorrow morning(night)…He said it was urgent?" the blonde finished nervously.

"Anything to get out of doing all his signing," the pureblood sighed in relief but then slumped back down when he realized that he'd have to wait until tomorrow to leave the Moon Dorms, "Okay, just tell Cross that I've agreed, and say 'hi' to Yuki for me while your there."

"Yes Kaname-sama!" Takuma nodded eagerly and walked out with a giant grin on his face. After a series of insults from and to Aidou:

"Fuck face!"

"Dip shit!"

"Asshole!"

"Old HAG!"

"Slut!"

"HOE!"

"Midget!"

"ASS FACE!"

"POCKY MOLESTER!"

Gasp!

….And Aidou walked away with a pout.

Once the blonde was outside he texted Yuki:

Ok i told Kaname-sama 2 meet chairman cross tomorrow nite in his office.. :D

After a second Yuki replied:

Tomorrow nite? i havnt even arranged anything! Secret meeting now!

Takuma:

Arent u in class?

Yuki:

Like I giv a shit! Hurry now! at da usual place x(

Takuma:

K

"Okay I made a plan on my way here…" Yuki stopped pacing and looked at Takuma, "I'll need your help, c'mon!"

Yuki ran to her room with Takuma leading the way and as soon as they made it to their destination, the brunette began to rummage through her drawers.

"What are you looking for?" Takuma asked.

Yuki sighed in contentment as she found a suspicious looking backpack(suspicious to Takuma anyways), "I found it!…It's a bag of practical jokes I kept from my childhood!"

"Yuki, we don't have time for your childish games!" the noble yelled as he threw his hands in the air.

"I never said that they were childish…" Yuki replied with an evil smirk.

Once they sneaked into Chairman Cross's office Yuki headed to the far right corner and knelt down. When Yuki pressed her ear against the floor the noble looked at her inquisitively. When she started groping at random spots of the wooden boards he had to ask.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Aha!" the petite crooned as she started to dig her nails between two specific boards, "Here!"

Before Takuma could ask anymore questions, he saw her pull out another suspicious looking backpack, but this one was neon orange.

"Umm… Wha-" before the blonde could finish, Yuki had interrupted him with a flick of the wrist.

"Look, Zero doesn't know that I know that he had this secret compartment under the floorboards," she paused to give Takuma a victory belly bump, but she ended up rubbing her chest in pain, "Oww…Anyways, he had this bag prepared, for emergencies."

"Okay then what's the other bag for?"

The little brunette delved into the black backpack and took out a container with pills.

"Huh! You wouldn't?" the vampire asked with a hand to his face.

"It's the only way!" she said with a devious smile, "and plus, I couldn't think of anything else."

They looked at each other and winked cueing the synchronized evil laughter.

"Muahahahah-" they stopped at the same time and began coughing vehemently, "Hhhhhhhhhha!"

Once they agreed never to do that again, they went looking for their second victim….

"Zero! Zero! Zero!… Zeeeeeeeeeeroooooooo!" Yuki called, with both her hands rimming her lips.

"WHAT?" yelled the silverette as he stepped out from the shadows.

"Oh," Yuki said innocently, " Chairman Cross is coming back from his vacation tomorrow and he wanted to talk to you…."

When the brunette saw that Zero wasn't softening or showing any signs of actually going to meet their 'father', she added, "…Something about relieving you from your perfect duties?…"

Zero's eyes visibly widened, "Really? Then I'm definitely meeting that dumb ass tomorrow….Finally makes himself useful for once." he muttered.

"Hey, why's he hiding behind that bush?" Zero asked, glancing towards Takuma who coward away a few meters away.

Yuki sighed and said, "Oh, he's afraid of you."

Zero snorted and walked away with a rare half smile on his face.

When Zero was far away enough that Takuma was sure he wouldn't hear he walked up to Yuki and asked, "So-oo, what else needs to be done?"

Yuki exhaled, "Nothing! I'll just make sure that Kaname and Zero are stuck in that room for sure, and you make sure Kaname's angry when he comes into the Chairman's office tomorrow. Kay?"

"Why do you want him to be angry?"

"I'm just curious as to what happens when two really pissed off vampires are locked in one room," Yuki said innocuously, albeit, her smile told a different story….

Note!: I apologize if this chapter was really boring but…I have to, to get to the rest of the story! L Hope you enjoyed! :p