Love Bites

Part 1

Scene 1

You see P&F's house from the front.

Isabella(short: Isa) and 6 of her fireside girls are walking up the driveway.

the title appears in the screen in the same white letters as always:"Love Bites"

Isabella walks towards the tree Phineas and Ferb are sitting under.

Isa: Watcha Doin'?

Phineas: We don't know yet, we're kinda out of ideas.

Phineas: What are you doin'?

Isa: not much either, we were hoping we could get some patches here...

Phineas: Do you have an idea? Something to build, or maybe you need some new patches...

Isa: Well let's see...

Gretchen: Isabella, can I talk to you for a moment?

Isa: sure

They walk a few meters away

Gretchen: this might be your big chance. If you play your cards right you might get Phineas today.

Isa: With poker?

Ginger: What Gretchen means is; you can make them do something that make Phineas to fall in love with you.

Katie: Maybe you should ask him to make a love potion and then use it on him!

Ginger: That's not exactly what I meant...

Isa: great idea!

Isabella walks back to Phineas and Ferb, dragging Gretchen along.

Isa: Gretchen needs some help.

Gretchen: ?What?

Isa:*Whispering* It was your idea, remember.

Gretchen: This is the last time I give someone a good idea...

Phineas: what's up?

Isa: Gretchen knows a boy, and well, she's in love with him. But he doesn't love her.

Isa: We think...

Phineas: So you want me to make someone to fall in love with you?

Gretchen: uhhhhh, yeahhhh...

Phineas: cool, what were you thinking about

Isa: Maybe a love potion

Phineas: Cool, but where's Perry?

Scene 2

Perry pulls on a wire he has in his fur, and a big jetpack appears.

He flies up, and then diagonally down, right into the secret entrance to his lair on the side of the house.

He goes through the tube (with the jet pack it fit's barely)

and ended up in his chair (still with a jet pack on his back).

the screen goes on showing monogram(MM).

MM: Hello agent P, I'm back from my vacation to Vegas, but my heard will always stay their.

MM: My money, too...

MM: Doofenshmirtz has bought a wire.

Perry looks annoyed at him

MM: With any other person this would be considered completely normal.

MM: but with Doofenshmirtz, you can never be to sure.

MM: So go to him and put a stop to him.(salutes)

Perry salutes back, activates his jet pack and flies up.

you hear a lot of noise and you see dust and small rocks falling down.

MM: Carl! repair that hole!

Scene 3

The quirky worky song plays while Phineas, Ferb and friends (not including Irving) built a mashine.

I don't want to bother to tell how it looks like, but you can put a bottle in it and it would fill with a liquid.

When they're done Candace walks in.

Candace: What are you up to?

Phineas: We have built a machine that makes love potions.

Phineas: It's for Gretchen. She's in love with someone

Candace(toward Gretchen): Is that true?

Gretchen(toward Candace): No, it's actually for Isabella

Candace(toward Gretchen): yeah, that's what I thought...

Candace: alright guys! I want one, too!

Candace(thinking): If I show mom the potion she has to believe me

Phineas: But Candace, It doesn't work if he's already in love with you.

Candace: sorry?

Phineas: Jeremy already loves you, so it doesn't work.

Candace: No, it's not for me. It's for Stacy!

Phineas: Isn't she with Coltrane?

Candace: No.

Candace: No, she isn't

Phineas: allright then, but it takes some time to warm up, and Gretchen may have one first.

Phineas turns the machine on

Candace: So we wait...

Scene 4

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

(I'll call Doofenshmirtz 'Heinz', 'cause that's so much shorter)

Perry flies on the balcony with his jet pack. Heinz stands there with is old vaporate-inator (see the episode "De Plane! De Plane!")

Heinz: Ahhh, Perry the Platypus! What an excellent surprise!

Heinz: And with excellent, I mean completely cellent!

Heinz presses a button on a remote controller, and a paper-maché cage falls out of the sky on Perry.

Heinz: Well... I was out of metal... and... Paper is just so much cheaper :)

Heinz: Never mind. Do you remember my old vaperate-inator?

Heinz: It was for my greevil plan to destroy public pools

A flashback from "De Plane! De Plane" is seen.

Heinz: mixing green energy and evilness didn't work so well, so It works on regular electricity now :)

Heinz: I know it failed last time and it'll probably fail again, but still...

Heinz: it's not such a bad idea, right?

Perry grabs a piece of paper and a pen from under his hat.

He writes really big 'NO'

Heinz: ooohhh, come on! Are you sure?

Perry turns the paper so you can see the other side. Here stands 'YES'.

Heinz: How did you do that? I didn't even see you write that.

Scene 5

the machine is done with one potion.

Phineas: finally, I was starting to get worried it wouldn't work.

Phineas grabs the bottle from out of the machine. There's a pink liquid inside.

Phineas gives the bottle to Gretchen.

Phineas: put a lock of your hair in this, and the person who drinks from it would fall in love with you.

Gretchen opens the bottle.

Phineas: WAIT! (to late)

Phineas: once opened the potion stays good for 2 hours.

Phineas: You have until, let's see (watch), 12.47 PM to let him drink this potion.

Isa: than we should go immediately. Bye Phineas.

Phineas: Bye.

Isabella and the Fireside girls walk out of the backyard

Gretchen: You owe me.

Isa: we'll get back to that later. First we need to get Phineas to drink this.

Isabella puts a lock of hair in the potion.

Isa: first, I need some lemonade.

Molly: I'm on it!

Isa: Let's get busy.

End of Part 1