Here comes Chapter 3. Not being at school is helpful… I am writing a lot more LOL I hope you enjoy… AND REVIEW!

Fredward Benson
Bridge Hallow
Western Road
Rayeligh
Essex
SS6 2KL
England

Feducini

Dude. I wrote. Get over it. Unless you don't want me to write again. But you do because you're such a mommy's boy and miss me so much. That was all I really got from your letter. . It bored me to sleep, dude.

Actually it was quite nice to read.

Again, tell anybody and I'll hurt you. It will be worst than what I gave to Gibby the other day… It wasn't my fault… he would put his shirt back on… I asked nicely… well not really.

You know what I am going to ask nicely… Don't write about our night together! What is Carly read it by accident? I don't want her knowing. I don't want anybody knowing. Yes it was wonderful and every memory is etched in my brain etcetera etcetera… but that doesn't mean anybody else should get any ideas. So please stop bringing it up… My brain does that enough without you too.

I mean, when I say I keep remembering… I mean you know, your face looked worse that day than I'd ever seen it. Priceless? Okay, whatever! I'll admit it. I miss you. Remembering helps me to feel like you are still here… because nobody else really buys me smoothies nor do they make me sandwiches on demand like you do. Maybe I could employ Gibby to do it. Give him purpose or some chiz like that.

The again, he wouldn't match up to you, dork. He can't even drive.

Then again… neither can you HAHAHAHA! You're stuck getting lifts from your mummy until you're 17! I almost wish I could have been there to see your face drop at the idea of it. Ah well. I bet Crazy is happy, right? How is she anyway? Freaking out about British weather? Or just the British? Because as usual… I WAS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Take that Benson!

Also, I have a question for you, what are chavs? Carly was mentioning them when I was eating bacon… she said you're gonna be attacked by them coz you live in Essex? Wherever that is…

And dude, what a dork you are for working it how many kilometres we are away from each other. You worked it out, you nub! Yet hang on, you always refused to do my calculus homework. What the chiz is wrong with you boy?

Now I'm gonna go. I want a fatcake and Carly is out :( Why aren't you here to buy me one? She does have some chilli in her fridge so I'm gonna get there. See ya sucker. And don't get to nubby when you're away.

Sam xx

p.s. Carly said I had to ask you how you are. Why would she torture me like that? So here goes… How are you now? BLEH! Also, she has told me to tell you that I miss you…. She refused to give me Chilli until she read it. You're lucky you guys are friends.

Freddie :)

How are you? How is England?

You are correct, I was so much less anxious when I heard from you! I had been really worried that you'd been attacked by chavs or somethingggg! Have you actually seen any chavs out there? I hear that they are just like hobos except with knives and homes! Weird, are the British.

I guess their weather matches them. But omg! A swimming pool? Why couldn't Spencer have been asked to nanny the children of some rich lady? Oh wait that is right, only my father is crazy enough to trust Spencer with children! He still won't stop hugging his fencing sword, you know. It is kinda creeping me out now.

How was your first few days at school? It was crazy at Ridgeway without you but… guess what! I'm now a cheerleader. They held auditions and I went for it. I guess I'm peppy enough for it. Sam was angry but she came around with bacon. As for 4 subjects… I dn't know. English? French? Politic and Government? And… Social Sciences? That was hard… How'd you do it?

I gotta go now… Spencer has spilt syrup in his hair again and I gotta wash it out.

I await your reply.

Love from Carly x

What did you all think? Seeing any changes in letter size? Also, it was quite fun major hinting. I think we can all see that I ship Seddie at this point HAHA.

As for the next chapter… I've already started writing it :D I've also planned out how many chapters there will be overall and how I shall end it (Y) Look forward to 14 chapters (Y) overall…

Well, give me a review to tell me if you like it, hate it, are indifferent towards it :D I do enjoy reading reviews and I happen to reply to every review – just as the people who have already reviewed. Also, feel free to review more than once. Every chapter if you so desire?

Oh btw… I forgot last chapter…

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly and if I did I would not be writing fanfiction for it atm.