Sorry it took so long to work on this. I was sidetracked. Also no one was reviewing. WAAAAAAAAHHH!! DX Ahem, anyway, reviews would be appreciated, thank you. I put a lot of work into this you know. :3

Chapter 3:

Zim, Dib, Gaz and Tak found a small crypt to hide in, safe away from zombies. Tak lay the map on the ground.

"Okay," she said, "It says here that the weapon is being kept in a dungeon underneath the mansion. And it's gonna be like a maze in there."

"Ha!" Zim laughed, "Zim will let no maze stop him from achieving power over the humans."

"How many times do I have to tell you Zim," Dib said, annoyed, "This is a game. Not real."

"It does not matter how many times you lie to Zim," Zim replied, "He will not be fooled."

"But how are we supposed to get through all the monsters in there?" Gaz asked, "That glitch monster broke my sword."

"I know how we can replace it," Dib said, "On my way into here I saw an undead salesman selling stuff at a stall at the front gate."

"Then we better go there first," Tak said.

IZ

They made their way to the front gate, but there was no stall.

"That's weird," Dib said, looking around, "I'm sure I saw one here."

"You mean that stall, doofus?" Gaz asked, pointing at something.

Dib looked. The stall was appearing right in front of them.

"Can I help you, strange folk?" The salesman said in a scary zombie voice.

Dib was a little creeped out, so Gaz spoke up.

"We need weapons," she said, "What have you got?"

The salesman rummaged through his drawers. Finally he pulled out a sword with a bone handle.

"I have this doom sword," he said, "It casts darkness on any monster it slashes. It costs 1500 gold."

Gaz didn't like spending all her gold on one weapon, but if it was enough to replace her broken one she had no choice. Gaz paid up the gold and took the sword.

IZ

The mansion looked like it was falling to pieces. Many players were running around, some entering the mansion. Dib gulped. There was no telling what would happen to them once they went inside. But he had to help with this, or Gaz would log off, enter his room and start beating him up. Dib couldn't have that happen to him.

They entered the mansion. It was a lot bigger on the inside, and darker too.

"We'll look in the basement," Gaz said, "That's the most likely place to find an underground dungeon."

They looked in many different rooms in the mansion but didn't find the basement. They gathered in the cupboard under the stairs.

"I didn't find anything," Tak said.

"Me neither," Dib said.

"Nothing," Zim said.

"This is a stupid quest," Gaz said, "Zorbak loves pulling people's legs. I'm beginning to think he set this up."

"TTRTHDGHGFHgfshHgfsHHrsFHt!"

The group jumped, then looked around for the source of that gibberish.

"SDSCHGYFUSSAADFFSGSDSGFG!"

They looked at a coat on the wall and saw something hiding behind it. Tak carefully reached out and pulled away the coat. There stood a robot moglin with pink ears and green eyes. It looked at Zim and jumped up and down happily.

"I think it likes you," Dib said.

It hugged Zim. He gasped. Only one person ever hugged him, and he wasn't even a person.

"Gir?"

The moglin nodded.

"No wonder his words are gibberish!" Dib cried, "Gir doesn't even know how to type."

"Well what's important now is that we can't find the basement," Gaz said.

Gir's ears twitched. He looked down at the floor, dusted it off and removed a rug. They all gasped when they saw what was on the ground. There was a trap door with a gold ring for a handle. Gaz lifted it open, and they all stepped inside. On his way in Zim stopped and turned to Gir saying, "Good Gir."