This is the last chapter. I know this was all uploaded quickly and in one go, but I hope you all like it!

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"Eric? I know you're awake. You stopped snoring." Butters whispered.

"You know Butters, when I told you to have fun, I wasn't giving you the okay to date rape me. So this is the thanks I get for inviting you to a party? Fucking bitch."

Butters just smiled, knowing Eric didn't mean any of that, partly because the arm that was around him tightened its hold.

"You wouldn't happen to have remember what happened last night, would you?" Butters whispered as he placed his own arm on top of the one holding him.

"Nope. Do you think we had sex?"

"No."

"Oh…well that's good." Butters could detect some disappointment in Cartman's voice.

"Yea, that is…because…well, I want to remember my first time. I'm sure you do too."

"I guess." Cartman sighed.

"I think we should leave before Stan finds us here. It be hard to explain that we're lying in a bed naked together but we didn't have sex." Butters giggled.

"Want to get some breakfast?"

"That sounds nice."

The two got up, dressed, and headed out. They found out, however, that they didn't need to worry if someone found them naked or not upstairs since it looked like there was a huge orgy downstairs. People were passed out half naked with cups grasped in their hands. Butters and Cartman got out without disturbing anyone.

After breakfast Eric drove the blond back to his home.

"Thanks for the ride Eric. And the meal." Butters chirped.

"Anytime." Cartman smiled as he leaned in quickly to kiss Butters on the lips before he got out. "I'll see you on Monday."

"Yea, okay." Butters said, flustered, not expecting the kiss.

On his porch he waved goodbye to his presumably new boyfriend and walked inside his home.

"Young man! Can you tell me exactly where you've been!" Butters' father shouted the moment he walked in, his mother was on the couch crying.

"…Oh hamburgers."

It seems like I could make this story so much longer, but I'm already working on so many others, I didn't want to work on another long piece. I just wanted to write this for some quick fun.

Thanks if you read all of it!

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