Blaire: Hey! I'm back and now for a left out dare I forgot to put in.

Luke: Professor…

Layton: Just defend, my boy. Just defend.

Luke: Defend…right…

Blaire: And start!

Both: * begin fencing*

Descole: What exactly was their dare?

Blaire: To fence each other for and hour.

Descole: O…k…

Blaire: Ok, now while their doing that. I have a question for all of you. Except you, Hershel, this concerns you.

Layton: * too busy to notice*

Blaire: Ok, anyways! Can any of you see Hershel as an old man? XD

Layton: WHAT?

Everyone: No…

Blaire: No? Good I'm not alone. HURRAY! You two are done.

Luke: FINALLY and I actually can see the professah as an old man.

Layton: WHAT!

Luke: Here's a picture! * Holds up a badass picture of the professor with white hair and a cane. *

Layton: LUKE! * Tears up picture*

Luke: * sobbing* It took me 3 weeks to finish!

Blaire: Oh, Luke. Come here! * Hugs Luke* Hershel! No tea for the entire chapter and gimme your hat!

Layton: …* sniff* /hands over hat/ It happens…

Blaire: Right. Right. Just don't go OOC again! Ok. Dares! I dare…Klaus!

Klaus: Oh no… Why are you picking on me?

Blaire: EVERYONE is going to be dared, Klaus! (if I remember)anyways. I dare you to…eat 60 CAKES! XD

Klaus: WHAT!

Blaire: In 30 seconds. XD

Klaus: What!

Blaire: Starting…NOW!

Klaus: * starts cramming *

Blaire: While he is doing that, Descole.

Descole: Gak!

Blaire: You got a truth. Why are you out to get Hershel?
Descole: Simple! I can!

Blaire: * brings out machinegun * What was that, Descole? *

Descole: Quite bluffing! You can't kill me! I'm protected by Level-

Blaire: * shots his head off * What was that about being protected?

Descole: I hate you.

Blaire: Get used to it! I'll be playing your games soon so make me enjoy it while your data lasts!

Descole: Fine! Cause I can!

Don Paolo: THAT'S MY LINE!

Blaire: For once your right, Paolo. That's not even an acceptable answer.

Descole: Too bad! * reattaches head and leaps out window. *

Blaire: No tombstone for you! Ah well, at least that's one less character to type lines for. Next! …Inspector…Crosby…

Crosby: Yes, little girl?

Blaire: Screw you! * skips truth * Let's see here. Flora!

Flora: Yes, friend?

Blaire: * stabs flora voodoo doll * I double dare you to make a salad with croutons. Babette, I dare you to eat it!

Babette: YES! I AM OH SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A WHALE! OH, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY DEAR BOY, TOM?
Blaire: No…

Babette: OH NO! I SIMPLY MUST FIND HIM! TOM? TOMMY? MOMMY WANTS YOU! * leaves *

Blaire: I feel bad for tom. I guess we have to hold off on that dare. Truth for Luke!

Luke: Mhm?

Blaire: First off, do you feel better? And second do you enjoy the professor's company?

Layton: Hey!

Luke: Yes I am thank you for asking.

Blaire: Yay!

Luke: And now, OF COURSE I DO!

Blaire: Tell the truth.

Luke: …Well…Alright. He's a bit annoying at times. Always saying 'Every puzzle has an answer!' and 'A true gentleman this' and 'A true gentleman that'. It's bothersome. Just saying.

Layton: Luke!

Blaire: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

Luke: Wah!

Blaire: How dare you call Hershel annoying?

Luke: Uh oh! * runs away *

Blaire: GET BACK HERE! Hershel! Take over! * runs after luke * LUKE!

Layton: Um…ok. * ahem * Remi, this dare is to…

Remi: Yes?

Layton: K-kiss a boy…in blue…taller than Luke…

Remi: KLAUS?

Layton: Hat on.

Remi: LEGAL!

Layton: Yes…

Remi: Wait…isn't that the same person?

Layton: No. * reads post-it. * Klaus is the Japanese name for Clive, the American name, and Legal is the European version of Clive.

Remi: Oh…* kisses Legal * UUUUUUUULECK! * mouthwash *

Luke: * enters room with a black eye *

Blaire: * also enters room * Hershel, I believe Luke has something to say to you.

Luke: I'm sorry, professah.

Blaire: * stabs Luke in the arm *

Luke: Ow! Professor. I take back everything I said before.

Blaire: * pushes sword in deeper *

Luke: Arg! You'reahandsonepuzzlemaster!thebestofthebest!

Blaire: * removes sword and heals arm * Good boy. Dare for Yula!

Yula: Hm?

Blaire: I dare you to make a hat for Paolo.

Yula: I don't know how to sow.

Blaire: Ok nevermind.

Issun: What does OOC mean?

Blaire: It means out of characterness! Man, you're a pervert and an idiot! Your not even supposed to be in this chapter. * bug spray *

Issun: * cough cough * hag…

Blaire: HMP! Well any ways, that's all the time I have for today. Goo-

Luke: I can't feel my arm.

Blaire: Oh suck it up! * slaps Luke…well attempts to *

Legal: OW! Wrong one! * slaps Klaus *

Klaus: Hey! * slaps Luke *

Luke: Urk! * slaps Klaus *

Legal: Stop it! * slaps Luke *

Blaire: It's a slap-a-thon! YAY! * slaps Flora *

Flora: Owiee! * slaps Claire *

Layton: Flora! * slaps Flora *

Claire: Hershel! * slaps Layton *

Descole: Hey! I'm supposed to do that! * slaps Layton *

Luke: Don't slap the professor! * slaps Descole *

Klaus: Shut up! * slaps Yula *

Yula: How dare you! * slaps Legal *

Legal: I'm Legal! Not Klaus! * slaps Klaus * That's him!

Blaire: I love slapping people! * slaps Remi *

Remi: Oi! * slaps Blaire *

Blaire: HEY! NO ONESLAPS THE AUTHOR!

Everyone: * stops slapping *

Blaire: * brings out rocket launcher * GET TO YOUR ROOMS! NOW!

Everyone: Yes ma'dam!