Bad Things Happening

After the date, things started to look good for me. She moved in with me and helped me fix up my place. She helped me write my stories for my job. She even had me clean up!

I decided to call Sasuke and see hows he doing.

"Hello" said a voice.

"Hey Hinata is Sasuke there?" I asked.

"Uh…yeah. Hold on" she said. I heard her yell for Sasuke to pick up the phone.

"Hello" said Sasuke

"Hey man, want to go to a bar with me tonight" I asked.

"Yeah but are you sure you can go. Sakura has you on a pretty tight leash" he said.

"Just meet me up there" I said.

"Alright" he said. We both hung up.

"Hey Sakura I'm going out with a couple of guys tonight okay" I said.

"Don't be out too late. And no strip clubs" she said pointing her finger.

Then there was a knock at the door. Sakura went to answer it.

"Hey Sakura, is Naruto here" asked a male voice.

"Yeah Neji, come on in." she said smiling.

"Okay Naruto you ready to go" he asked.

"Yeah hold on man. Oh and Sasuke's meeting us there" I said.

"Cool" said Neji.

We left and went to the bar across town. We entered the bar and there were drunks every where.

"There's Sasuke" I said pointing to him.

"Hey man" said Neji.

"Hey Neji and Naruto" said Sasuke.

"So, how's Hinata treating you" I asked.

"Everything's great. Oh and Neji please don't get mad when I say this but…Hinata's pregnant" Sasuke said smirking.

"WHAT!? HOW CAN I NOT GET MAD AT YOU FOR GETTING MY COUSIN PREGNANT?" yelled Neji.

"Chill man, she wanted kids" said Sasuke.

"Oh" said Neji.

"So, anyways how's Sakura" asked Sasuke.

"Man she's great." I said. Then my cell phone rang.

"Hello" I asked.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T FIND YOU. ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME AREN'T YOU!? I KNEW IT, I KNEW" yelled the voice. Sakura was so loud that even Neji and Sasuke heard her.

"I'm with Sasuke and Neji" I said.

"ARE YA'LL AT A STRIP CLUB!? YA'LL ARE AREN'T YALL IM TELLING HINATA AND TENTEN." She yelled again.

"No we aren't at a strip club" I said calmly.

"You aren't" she softly.

"No I'm not".

"Oh im sorry" she said.

"It's okay. You care about me and you were just worried" I said.

"Yeah I guess I was" she said. Then we hung up.

"Dude, dump her and run away" said Neji. "She's gonna blow up again".

"I can't she sexy, and nice, and the sex is fucking awesome" I said.

"I'm saying this cause' I care. YOUR RUINING YOUR LIFE STAYING WITH THAT DEMON SEED OF A BITCH" yelled Sasuke.

"Man, Sasuke. I don't be talking about Hinata like that now do I?" I said.

"Look all im saying is to leave her before it's too late." said Sasuke.

"Your acting like she's gonna kill me" I said. Then my phone rang again.

"THIS LADY NAMED INO JUST CALLED. WHO SHE?! IS SHE THE OTHER WOMAN?" yelled Sakura through the phone.

"What did Ino want?" I asked.

"SHE'S OVER HERE SAYING THAT NEEDS YOU AT HER HOUSE IMMEDIATELY AND TO HELP HER CLEAN UP THIS DAMN MESS THAT SOME FUCKING DUDE MADE" yelled Sakura.

"Oh, Chouji, tried to make a chocolate volcano again" I said laughing.

"Who's Chouji?" she asked.

"Her husband" I said. Then we hung up.

I looked to see that Neji and Sasuke were glaring at me,

"Okay, I'll dump her" I said.

I went home about 2 hours later and walked through the door. All the lights were turned off. Then the lamp turned on and she was sitting there in the chair.

"Where have you been?" she asked.

"Out with my friends" I said.

"With some hookers too?" she asked.

"No, just Neji and Sasuke" I said.

She then started yelling saying that she needed me and that she was worried.

"OKAY SAKURA THIS HAS GOT TO STOP" I yelled.

"What has to stop" she asked.

"Us, we're through" I said. "Now go pack your things and leave".

She started to hit me then went upstairs and came back down with a suit case.

"You're throwing away the best thing you have in your life' she said.

"No, I'm just throwing away the bitch that's ruining my life" I said. Then she turned around and was bout to say something until I slammed the door in her face.

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The next morning I woke up. I went downstairs to go get the mail. I had received taxes, missions and what's this.

I opened the big envelope and was pissed off. That bitch is suing me just for saying imam marry her! What I never said that.

Oh great this is what I get for going with a psychotic bitch.