Chapter 3
Author's Note: Ok, I'm bored, so I decided to continue on with this story. I haven't exactly finished it yet and kind of forgot about this, but whatever. P.S. thanks to warriorcrazy I have a few ideas now. Also, I noticed that script format is not allowed so I've started writing like this. Anyways, enjoy!
The next day, Toadfoot, Mistyfoot, Jayfeather and Breezepelt met again together for the third round of Truth Or Dare.
"I'm going first," Toadfoot announced.
"No way; I'm going first!" Jayfeather protested.
"Toadfoot said it first, so yeah," Mistyfoot mewed.
"IN YOUR FACE!" Toadfoot announced sneeringly.
"JUST DO IT ALREADY!" Jayfeather shrieked.
"Ok…Jayfeather, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"OOOOH." All the cats started going ooh again.
"What's with the ooh's every time some cat says dare when some cat asks the some cat whether the some cat wants to truth or dare?"
"…huh?" Toadfoot was confused. "Some cats?" he shrugged. "Whatever. I dare you to kiss Mistyfoot."
"NO FRICKIN' WAY!" Jayfeather sooo did not want to kiss Mistyfoot. "She's so damn ugly and so annoying and she's wet and smells of fish and she's my rival and—"
'It's a dare," Breezepelt interrupted. "So just do it."
"Yeah." Toadfoot meowed.
Mistyfoot just snorted. "What the hell?" she hissed. "That is the worst dare in my life!"
"Whatever."
Jayfeather complained and whined to himself a while longer and in the end actually did the dare and kissed Mistyfoot!
"You actually…did it?" Toadfoot and Breezepelt stared at Jayfeather in total shock, dumbfounded.
"Yeah." Jayfeather spat. "Eww! I'm gonna stink of fish for a moon!" He glared at Toadfoot. "Truth or DARE?" he said dare out loud.
"Truth, duh."
"You're so boring, Toadfoot," Breezepelt complained.
"Have you ever asked a cat out?" Jayfeather asked.
"Hell no!" Toadfoot snapped, and his nose immediately grew longer.
"Pinnochio!" the other three cats cried and started rolling on the floor meowing (rofming from now on).
"Hurry up and say the damn truth, toad!" Jayfeather demanded after a few more fits.
"Well, you already know what the answer is," Toadfoot pointed out. "It was a yes or no question."
"…oh yeah…"
"You're such a dumbass, Jayfeather," Breezepelt laughed.
"Shut up!" Jayfeather growled.
"Truth or Dare, Breezepelt?" Toadfoot demanded suddenly.
"DAREEEE!" Breezepelt yowled, and it seemed that the whole world shook.
"Ooooh…" Mistyfoot and Toadfoot and Jayfeather did the ooh…again.
"What's with the oohs when some cat tells some cat to either do truth or dare?" Breezepelt demanded.
"You kind of repeated what Jayfeather said earlier, you know," Mistyfoot mewed.
"…really?" Breezepelt didn't know that.
"You're such an idiot if you didn't know." Toadfoot replied.
"Whatever." He shrugged. "Now…what's the dare?"
"I dare you to go up to Firestar and say, 'You stupid goody goody two shoes! You do know that Spottedleaf rejected you, right? RIGHT?'" Toadfoot let out mrrows of laughter, and soon did Mistyfoot and Jayfeather.
"No way!"
"YES WAY!"
"No way!"
"IT'S A DARE!"
"…fine."
Breezepelt padded slowly to the ThunderClan camp, followed closely by the other three laughing cats. Firestar was eating prey at the fresh-kill pile. "You stupid goody goody two shoes!" Breezepelt yowled to the ThunderClan leader.
"Haha!" Mistyfoot laughed quietly so not to disturb Breezepelt and Firestar.
"…huh? Wha?" Firestar didn't understand what the hell was going on.
"You do know that Spottedleaf rejected you, right?" Breezepelt continued on. Firestar stared at him in shock. "RIGHT?"
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" Firestar screeched, and he slapped Breezepelt on the face. "I'm going to bitchslap you until you die! DIE! DIIEE!"
"Uh-oh…"
Sorry, but you cannot watch what happens after this…well, at least, the part when Firestar bitchslaps Breezepelt ten billion times. Please be patient and wait like the previous chapter.
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Thank you for your patience. Enjoy the rest of the story.
"You're gonna pay for this…urrgh…" Breezepelt growled to Toadfoot. In the end, Breezepelt did not die, but he didn't escape without ten billion bruises and cuts. He stood up and demanded to Toadfoot, "truth or dare?"
"This time I'll choose…dare."
"Ooohh…"
"What's with the oohs when some cat asks some cat whether—"
"I'm sick and tired of hearing that line!" Mistyfoot cut in. "Are you all going to repeat that?"
"I dare you to…" Breezepelt meowed, interrupting them. "…to…to beg Blackstar to let you become leader!"
"He'll never let me do that!" Toadfoot protested.
"Just do it. It's a dare, remember?"
"That's what you always say…" Toadfoot grumbled as he led the way into the ShadowClan camp, where Blackstar was still singing the Britney Spears song.
"Hey Blackstar!" Toadfoot meowed. "Make me leader of ShadowClan and you be deputy and Russetfur become a warrior!"
"Sure thing!~" Blackstar replied, still humming.
"…WHAT?" Toadfoot couldn't believe it.
"I'll let you become leader if you teach me another Britney Spears song!~~" Blackstar sang.
"Man, he's got such a squeaky voice," Jayfeather complained.
"I know right?" Mistyfoot hissed quietly.
"…nah, you're still leader…" Toadfoot muttered, scampering off back to where the other three cats were.
"You're such a CHICKEN!" Breezepelt laughed. "You have to become leader, because I said that Blackstar had to say yes!"
"….uhh…you didn't say that," Mistyfoot meowed. "You only said just to beg to Blackstar. That's it."
"…damn."
Well, now I've posted the 3rd chapter. Review if you want and thank you for reading it!