Haha, I'm back! Again! What, third time today? Awesome! But believe me, I won't be uploading for a possible week…I'm going on a vacation. *Shudders and cries, therefore releasing Iblis*
I hate vacation. Nuff said.
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FIRST PERIOD: MATH
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"What class is this?" Shadow leaned over the isle to speak to Tails, the closest person to him. He then fell out of his seat, tipping the desk over and sending a biology book along with a math book, calculator and hard cover novel cascading onto his head.
"Well, it isn't ninja class, I can tell you that." Tails sighed as everyone in the class whipped phones out and started taking a million pictures.
"Just tell me what class this is again," Shadow hissed. "before someone gets Chaos Blasted to oblivion."
"Advanced Placement Geometry." Tails said. "I should technically be in AP Calculus, but the teacher thought that suggestion was hilarious."
"Ha. Ha." Shadow growled, putting everything back on the desk and glancing around the room. Along with Tails, he knew Wave and Vector. That was mostly it.
The teacher walked into the room. He was really tall and in need of a diet. He walked up to the front of the room and said in a voice that reminded everyone of Severus Snape, "Hello, class. Welcome to jail... I mean, AP Geometry. I am Warden... I mean... Mr. Warner. I'm sure we will all get along."
The class just stared. At least this guy explained why there were bars on the windows.
"There have been a few changes to the prison... I mean... School schedule this year." Warden/Mr. Warner began. "For instance, a few at the Juvenile Correctional Facility have joined us. I know you will all welcome them." he glared evilly.
"We have kids who are in jail with us?!" Wave asked, looking shocked.
"And why does that separate them from us?" Mr. Warden... I mean... Warner said.
"...Nevermind." Wave mumbled.
"And now for the lesson." Mr. Warner turned and began writing on the board two very oddly shaped shapes that sort of resembled rectangles. Then he wrote a ton of letters and numbers randomly around the shape. "can anyone tell me the answer?"
"To what exactly?" Shadow asked.
Mr. Warner facepalmed. "The answer to the area of the two shapes."
Tails raised his hand. "Sir, is it 42?"
"Exactly right!" Mr. Warner nodded. "Good work prisoner... I mean... Kid."
Everyone in the room sort of exchanged glances. "Riiiiight," Wave said slowly.
"This class is beginning to scare me." Shadow muttered.
"Oh, class, one more thing..." Mr. Warner said. "Someone in this room may have the Death Desk. It has been known to topple over at random moments."
That was about when Shadow was thrown to the floor by unknown evil and said Death Desk. The entire class roared with laughter as the teacher turned back to the board and began writing more math probablems. Needless to say, many pictures were taken of Shadow buried by textbooks and the life-hating desk.
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IN THE HALLWAY AFTER CLASS
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"I'm seeing double," Shadow muttered as Tails and Vector guided him toward his next class. "And Tails... Why are you changing colours?"
"Maybe this was more serious than I thought..." Tails muttered. "Vector, does the school still have a nurse?"
"No, they have an interrogator, though." Vector sighed.
"And that's going to do us a load of good." Tails sighed. "Sorry, Shadow. You're going to have to just have to get through the day on your own."
"I'll try." Shadow muttered.
They rounded a corner and ran smack into a green hedgehog wearing orange.
"Sorry!" Tails said, continuing on.
"Oh, you're 'sorry'? I'm sorry too." the kid said. Before Tails could do anything, something hit him across the face, knocking him to the floor.
"Leave him alone!" Vector shouted, letting go of Shadow, who lost his balance and fell too. "Who are you anyway?"
"I'm who you're going to owe lunch money to." the hedgehog said. "Unless, of course, you want to get pummeled."
"I know you!" Shadow growled, trying to stand and instead pushing Tails into a locker. "In fact, because of Sonic and I, you're in that jail. Why they decided to send you here with us, we'll never know. Now you'd better leave us alone or we'll defeat you once again, Scourge!"
The hedgehog, Scourge, just laughed. "Someone got the Death Desk, didn't they?"
Shadow cringed. "Is it that obvious?"
"Well, you've got a lump the size of a grapefruit on your forehead." Scourge snickered.
"May Chaos damn you to that desk for all of eternity." Shadow growled.
Vector, Tails and a couple of nearby eavesdroppers nearby all made 'OOOOH!' faces.
"I'm not even in that class." Scourge smirked.
"Oh, that's right. You're in Pre-Algebra." Shadow growled.
Scourge ran forward and slammed his fist into Shadow's head. At the same time, Sonic came flying out of nowhere and knocked Scourge's legs out from under him, making him fall to the floor. Knuckles joined the group on the scene and helped Tails and Shadow up.
"What's going on here? Why you, of all people?!" Sonic shouted at his double.
"Ask the prison. Apparently this is worse than community service." Scourge grumbled.
That was when a few teachers flanked by security guards came running and broke everyone up.
"GO TO YOUR NEXT CLASSES AND NEVER AGAIN LET ME CATCH YOU FIGHTING, EVER!" the choir teacher sang in an evil voice.
Everyone quickly disbanded, heading for their next class.
"I knew this year was going to be terrible." Knuckles sighed.
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In the next chapter they go to the computer lab! This should be fun…Photoshopping and Amazon!
So until I manage to upload again…
Hasta la Vista, Readers!
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