Disclaimer: I just realized that I've never done one of these from my other story so might as well for this one! I do not, I repeat, do not own The Hangover! Only the goofy characters I create in my head!
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: Aw, I'm so glad that you like this story so much. I hope you continue to like it. Now, I give you the third chapter to Wild Ones! Yay! I'm on a roll here with these chapters :D Oh and also, my very good friend seasidewriter1 created two awesomely awesome posters for Raise Your Glass and Wild Ones! If you want to check them out, I put a link up on my profile! Please check them out! They are amazing! Also, I made a few new sets of what the girls are wearing for their trip. Again, I put up a link on the profile, you should be able to find it :)
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Wild Ones
Chapter 3
Finally, the long week before the wedding was over. Everyone decided to meet each other at the airport. When they did, they all walked through the airport together. Jamie and Stu walked arm in arm, both of them either rolling or carrying suitcases. Phil walked right beside them, checking his ticket. From behind them, Tracy and Doug walked together along with Connie and Alan who were in the very back. Comically, Alan was shown smoking a pipe which questioned Connie greatly. Didn't he know smoking wasn't allowed in an airport? Guess not…
S099G6 Copenhagen 2:35 Boarding B14
UA998 New York 2:50 A5
DL2781 Bangkok 3:15 On Time B10
AB626B Montreal 3:20 C28
MX861E Mexico City 3:45 A7
AV307E Vancouver 3:55 5:15 Delayed A2
TT884 Seoul 4:15 B11
Paige wasn't with the group at the moment considering she was still in New York with her boyfriend. She was supposed to arrive later probably most likely during the rehearsal dinner that was later that night.
"Hey, losers." Jamie greeted with a smile as she noticed Zoey and her younger brother Teddy with her. She thought of Teddy like her own younger brother. She smiled at him and hugged him before hugging Zoey. Stu also gave Teddy a hug, already met him a few times since the past couple of years since he's known Jamie.
"How are you, man?" asked Stu, smiling at the younger teen.
"All right, thank you." He answered shyly. Jamie thought he was absolutely adorable.
"Who's this guy, Jamie?" asked Alan, a little rudely. Both Jamie and Connie shot him a look. He seemed a little angry that someone else was joining them on their flight to Thailand.
"This is Teddy." Stu told him happily. "Zoey's little brother."
"Zoey has a little brother?" asked Alan, looking more confused than ever. Connie mumbled an "oh my God" and pinched the bridge of her nose. Sometimes it really was hard to take Alan anywhere. She was starting to regret about telling him about the wedding.
"Yes. He goes to Stanford. Pre-med." Jamie explained to Alan while rolling her eyes at the bearded devil. "Teddy, obviously you've met Stu. This is Phil, but beware, he's an asshole." Jamie whispered to Teddy as Phil shot her a look; he really wanted to strangle her. "This is Doug and his wife, Tracy." Teddy and him shook hands. "And this is one of my best friends, Connie, and her abnormal boyfriend, Alan." Connie smiled as she shook hands with Teddy while Alan only glared at the two of them, looking a little jealous.
"Wow." Said Phil in surprise as he shook hands with the younger boy. "Stanford? How old are you?"
"He's seventeen." Stu answered for Teddy. "Kind of a genius."
"Actually I'm sixteen." Teddy corrected. "And I'm not a genius. My dad just let me take the entrance exams early."
"Because you're a genius in the family, doofus." Zoey said to her brother as everyone chuckled politely in return.
"So, what are you a doctor?" asked Alan, narrowing his eyes.
"No." Teddy answered. "Not yet. I'm pre-med."
"Ever hear of that guy, Doogie Howser?" questioned Alan. Connie gave him a weird look.
"Yeah…"
"Well, he turned out to be a gay." Alan elaborated.
"Alan." Both Doug and Connie chided.
"Dude." Jamie scolded.
"Connie, put a leash on that thing." Zoey told her friend, glaring at Alan for being so rude to her brother like that. "And better yet, a dog muzzle on him or something."
"I wish." Connie snorted before turning to glare at Alan. He only gave her an innocent look. "Knock it off, or no cuddling for a week." Alan looked at her horrified.
"What? That's not fair! I was just stating a fact that he turned out to be gay! It's true, I read it in Teen People!"
"Right, okay." Teddy said a bit awkwardly. "Well, I'm going to get a book or something for the plane. Do you guys want anything?" Phil, Jamie, Doug, Tracy, Connie, and Alan all turned down his offer.
"Actually, I would actually like a smart water." Stu said. Teddy nodded.
"Cool." And then he walked away, probably feeling awkward as hell. Thanks to stupid Alan. After Teddy walked away, Jamie snorted at Stu's choice in drink. Stu looked at her innocently.
"You're such a dork." She chuckled half-heartedly.
Stu straightened himself a bit before replying innocently, "No, I'm not." Jamie raised her eyebrows as if daring him. "Okay, maybe a little." He admitted. Jamie smiled at his cuteness.
"That's my boy." She leaned up and kissed his cheek softly making him smile.
"I'm not a boy. I'm a man." He said. This time, she snorted sarcastically.
"That's, like, the funniest thing I heard all day, babe." Stu rolled his eyes at her before deciding to avert his attention on Alan who was still glaring at Teddy's back. He scolded him.
"What's the matter with you? He's sixteen-years-old."
"Yeah, Alan. Take it easy, man." Phil agreed with Stu.
"Well… well I'm a little confused." Alan explained, causing the group to look at him stupidly. "Is he here just to see us off or what? How does this work?"
"How does what work, pookie?" asked Connie softly, placing her hand on his shoulder. Jamie rolled her eyes and silently gagged at the gross nickname.
"Is that person coming to the wedding?"
"Yes, Alan." Zoey confirmed in annoyance. "My little brother, is coming to the wedding. Is that okay with you?" Alan put on his sunglasses.
"Well, it's just the first time I've heard about this. You could have paged me." he said, as he walked towards a group of chairs. The group stared at him in frustration. Jamie turned to Connie questionably.
"How in the hell do you manage to put up with that thing every day?" she asked, jerking a thumb towards Alan who was picking his nose and inspecting it. Connie shrugged.
"Seriously, Connie? What is wrong with you?" added Zoey who grimaced at the ugly sight of Alan. Again, Connie shrugged.
"I'd rather not answer that question, Zoey." Was Connie's simple response before she followed after Alan to make sure he wasn't causing any trouble.
Afterwards, everybody situated themselves in chairs. Of course, Connie (who was reading a book) and Alan (who was staring straight ahead at nothing) sat together, leaving an empty chair. Then Stu (he was reading some book) and Jamie (reading a magazine) were sitting together. Then Phil (observing his airline ticket) sitting next to Zoey (texting on her iPhone). Following them were finally Tracy and Doug (both of them reading).
"Hey." Teddy said, as he found them. "Mind if I sit?"
"Wolf pack only." Alan snapped. "Find another chair." Connie slapped him upside the head as Stu looked at him in frustration and then lifted the bag that Alan had placed between the two of them.
"There's no wolf pack, Alan. Come on." Stu said getting upset over Alan's sudden rudeness towards the younger and innocent boy.
"It's no problem." Teddy said, not wanting to cause any trouble. "I can find…"
"Teddy." Stu interrupted, attempting a smile towards him. "Don't be ridiculous. You're sitting here."
"Careful." Alan shouted as Stu tossed the bag on the floor. "That's a Lewis…That is a Lewis Vuitton."
"Ignore him." Jamie told poor Teddy. "He's messed up in the head." Teddy only nodded, not really knowing how to reply to that. Handing Stu his water he requested, Teddy took the empty seat between Stu and Alan.
"That's a nice neck roll." Alan suddenly complimented. Teddy looked at him in partial surprise.
"Thanks." He answered, trying to stay on Alan's good side. "You can use it if you want." Teddy offered. Alan snatched it from his hands, playing with it for a moment before he suddenly threw it across the gate like an asshole. Connie slapped him on the head again while the others glared at him for his bad behavior.
"He needs a shock collar, I swear." Jamie mumbled, glaring at Alan. But he only ignored her and the others, tuning them all out as he put his headphones on, playing his music.
"Why is Alan being a dick, all of a sudden?" Stu whispered in Jamie's ear. She only shrugged and continued to read her magazine.
"I don't know." She simply answered, still looking at her magazine. "But, man! Check out those abs on Channing Tatum! Channing! Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Channing! I wanna Channing all over your Tatum!" she sang and Stu only looked at her irritably.
"Can I see that?" he asked innocently, holding his hand out.
"Yeah!" she smiled and handed him the magazine.
"Oh. Good." Then he threw it across the room, much like Alan did with the neck roll. Jamie's mouth hung open as she stared at her fiancée in disbelief.
"What the fuck?" she asked in frustration at the smug look on his face. "You did not just do that!"
"Oh, I did. And it felt great." He smiled at her before returning to his book. She only glared and huffed, pouting and crossing her arms and slouching in her chair. Stu smirked victoriously.
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The flight was long and tiring. Phil ended up falling asleep. As did Zoey and Teddy. Connie fell asleep too and leaned her head on Alan's shoulder as he only stayed awake, still listening to his music and staring at Teddy who was sitting a few seats away. Jamie fell asleep cuddling into Stu's shoulder as he stayed up on his laptop.
Once they finally landed, everyone was happy to get off the freakin' long plane. Two white limos were waiting outside for them and take them to the hotel (which Zoey's parents owned) in which they would be staying for the duration of their time in Thailand. Zoey and Teddy along with Doug and Tracy took the first limo. Stu and Jamie and Connie and (unfortunately) Alan along with Phil took the second limo.
Jamie gasped and "ooh" at the inside of the limo. It was nicely clean with long seats across from each other and a bottle of champagne inside an ice basket along with some champagne glasses. Stu and Jamie occupied one of the seats while the others piled on the one across.
They broke out the champagne and poured it into the glasses for a pre-celebration. They all raised their glasses prepared for a toast.
"Jamie, I have known you since we were little." Connie started. "I even remember the first day we met. You were trying to steal my ham sandwich and then I punched you in the face. And then we became friends since that day. You are the most eccentric little bitch I've ever known and I'm glad that you finally found love in your life. You deserve it. Congrats to the both of you! Cheers!" Connie raised her glass and clinked them with everyone.
"Okay, my turn." Phil spoke up. "All right, Stu, buddy. I guess I really don't have much to say at the moment but I have to say this." He paused. "I'm proud of you, Stu. Almost like a father would be proud of his son. And Jamie, I'm only being nice to you because of your wedding but I'm just gonna say, I'm glad that Stu is marrying you and not that cunt Melissa."
"Gee, thanks." Jamie said wryly as Stu only chuckled with a huge grin.
"Here's to Stu and Jamie. The best of luck to both of you weirdos." Phil smiled at the both of them and raised his glass. "Cheers!" Another round of clinking glasses before everyone took a sip.
"Alan, do you have anything to say?" asked Connie, looking at her boyfriend expectantly.
"I do, actually." He suddenly took out a big piece of paper and everybody groaned out loud, especially Stu and Phil.
"Alan, don't!" Everybody complained. "Come on!" Alan ignored them all and started to read off his paper.
"Hello." He started, pausing a bit for dramatic effect. "First of all, I would really love to congratulate both Stu and Jamie, especially Jamie because she's so beautiful." Connie cleared her throat uncomfortably and Jamie forced a smile towards him. "It's such a shame that you're gonna be taken off the market." Stu and Jamie both shared looks. Market? What? "But seriously, Jamie, Stu…" Another dramatic pause.
"Holy shit, man! Get on with it!" Phil complained once more.
"You two are perfect for each other." Alan said seriously. Both Stu and Jamie looked partially surprised but smiled anyways. Jamie placed her hand on top of Stu's and held it. "To Stu and Jamie!" He raised his glass, as did the others. "May the farts be with you!" he announced proudly. Everyone gave him fucking really looks.
"Sweetie, it's may the force be with you!" Connie corrected. Alan only ignored her.
"Cheers!" everyone clinked glasses and took another sip, deciding to drop it.
Soon, everyone was having fun and they all blasted some music. Everyone started to sing, surprisingly including Phil. Or maybe it was the alcohol that was influencing him.
"You know I flaunt ya. Cause girl I really want ya." Alan sang, looking directly at Connie as she danced in her seat.
"And you lookin' nice. Got me cooler than a bag of ice." Jamie sang, grooving her hips to the beat on her seat.
"Now, freeze, freeze, freeze..." Everybody sang, gradually slowing down for a dramatic effect.
"Now go!" Connie crooned.
"Drop it fast and move real slow." Alan added.
"Oohhh… whaaat?" Everybody chorused.
"You smell so fruity." Connie sang, banging her head in the air.
"I'm a pirate. You're my booty, arghh!" Stu sang, slinging an arm around Jamie and trying to sound seductive but failing miserably making Jamie laugh and smile.
"So move it there close." Phil sang, gesturing with a finger.
"And let me have my daily dose!" Stu added. Both Jamie and Connie gasped for dramatic effect. He turned to Jamie. "Girl, I've been thinking about you, thinking bout me. Whatcha thinking about me?"
"Five fingaz to the face!" Connie sang, giggling. "Five fingaz to the face!"
"Five fingaz to the face!" Jamie chorused, dancing on her seat to the beat. "Five fingaz to the face, bitch!"
"I love Martina, Vanessa, and Georgina." Phil sang.
"It's the lady's choice." Stu sang. "So Imma make sure to make some noise."
"And now we're sweatin'. Got my turbo engine revvin' (vroom)." Alan sang horribly off-pitched.
"They stop and stare. All them haters think it's just not fair." Jamie sang.
"That I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun!" Phil stood up, singing.
"And I'm about to put this club in gear." Stu also stood up. "So fellas, grab a cup!"
"What?" all the guys chorused.
"All my ladies, you know what's up?" Stu sang.
"Yeah!" Both Jamie and Connie chorused.
"Put your hands in the sky if you're feelin' fly!" Alan raised his hands up, also standing up.
"And tell me that you…" All Phil, Stu, and Alan sang.
"What…?" Jamie and Connie chorused.
"Cuz I'm the man in charge." Phil sang.
"And you know I'm livin' large." Alan sang.
"I got a big white house and a fancy yacht!" Jamie sang, standing up and dancing in her spot.
"And a garage full of classic cars!" Alan added.
"What you talkin' bout, boy?" Jamie rounded on Alan.
"Oh, calm down." Alan sang.
"I know you don't think you can just come up in here and buy me!" Connie waved a finger in Jamie's face.
"Come on!" Alan chorused.
"You know what I got for you?" Phil asked.
"Five fingaz to the face!" Connie sang. "Five fingaz to the face!"
"Five fingaz to the face, motherfucker!" Jamie sang.
"Five fingaz to the face!" Both Connie and Jamie sang.
"Ohhhh!" Everybody sang.
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After the random moment in the limo of singing the gayest song ever, they arrived at the beautiful hotel. The hotel was beautiful on the outside and it became even more beautiful when they entered.
"Ah, it's good to be back home." Zoey sighed out in relief as they walked inside.
"I wonder if there's a McDonalds around here somewhere." Connie wondered out loud.
"Hey, Connie." Alan caught her attention. "If you were McDonalds, I'd be your Burger King. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it."
"Shut up, Alan." She said annoyed.
"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous."
"Enough with the cheesy pick-up lines, Alan."
"I do love cheesy cheese burgers."
"Alan!"
"What? They're magically delicious!"
"Oi, I'm gonna need some therapy after this damn wedding!"
"You know, Four Eyes." Jamie said as her and Stu walked in holding hands. "You know why I love the fact that we're going to be married soon? Because it's just so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Oh, goodie." Stu said sarcastically.
"Hey guys!" Zoey's little sister Lauren greeted them all happily. "Welcome to Thailand!"
"Hey, Lauren!" Jamie greeted, pulling her in for a hug. "Long time, no see!"
"I know right! Four years is a very long time!" Lauren agreed. "But congratulations so much! Where's the fiancée I've been hearing about?"
"Right here." Jamie tugged Stu forward forcefully. "Lauren, this is my fiancée, Stu Price."
"Oh." Lauren looked surprised before she gradually covered up and firmly shook hands. "It's nice to meet you, Stu. I'm sorry, I thought you were her brother."
"Her what?" Stu asked with confused frown.
"Okay, let's go see our rooms, shall we?" Jamie attempted to change the subject by pulling Stu along. When he kept on complaining about what Lauren said, Jamie sighed. "Don't sweat it, babe. Everybody in Thailand is a little rude."
"Could've warned me."
"I didn't feel like it at the time."
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Okay so this was more of a filler chap, nothing really important! I'm really excited because next chap we get to see Paige again and the dinner rehearsal and let's just say writing that is gonna be really... interesting. Shit about to get real.
Btw, I don't know why I added that song from Victorious in that chapter! Yes it was random and stupid but that's what this story is all about; not being taken seriously and just being goofy and random! Guess I was just feelin' like it! Plus I thought it would be hella funny and fun and random and absolutely sexy if Phil sang along! Like Holy Shit! It's amazing what fangirling can do to you ;)
REMINDER: Check out the posters and the outfits that the girls are wearing on my Polyvore. I put up a few links on my profile so you should be able to check em out!
Thank you guys so much for your support and I'll see you next chapter!
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