Mello Bot
Disclaimer: I want to own Mello, but I can't. Matt does!
You have entered the website for the Mello Bot! If you wish to purchase the Mello Bot, you're in the right place!
There are two different models to choose from. First, there is the Pre-Explosion Mello Bot. His face is not scarred, and he comes with two sets of close, Wammy's clothes, and Mob clothes. Then there is the Post-Explosion Mello Bot, who has a sexy scar and straight hair that amazingly wasn't burnt when his face was!
Each Mello Bot comes complete with a gun, an attitude, and a Uke setting!
The Mello Bot can be paired with the Matt Bot, the Near Bot, or both! Sometimes, he will even be paired with the L Bot, or the Light Bot, but not usually. This is actually against the law in some states, given the age difference.
The Mello Bot can be extremely aggressive, so to calm him down give him chocolate. Do not give him a gun, or a little black book when he is angry. This would not have a desirable outcome.
Some of the attachments are: a dress, a clown hat, a delivery mans uniform, a gas mask, and a bomb!
Here are some quotes from satisfied customers.
'The Mello Bot blew up my house and killed my cat.'
'The Mello Bot tried to have sex with my mom... and my dad... and me... and my girlfriend. Then he blew up the house.'
'The Mello Bot ruined me life!'
As you can see, this is what happens if you mistreat your Mello Bot. To be sure none of these things happen to you, don't turn on your Mello Bot. Just look at it and drool.