This is Chapter 3! Yay! Anyways, this chapter will feature:
-Where the Poke'mon were this whole time
-Akward situations in the middle of caves
-Another Roy's POV were he finds out how to narrorate without everyone hearing him
-A furious mouthy-battle against Link and Ike
NOTE: The Cave of Poke'mon will involve 4 chapters, including this one. Afterwards, it'll continue over to where Link is.
The Four Swordsmen (and an angel)
Chapter 3: Cave of Poke'mon
Marth's POV
Link hasn't been doing too well ever since Zelda went missing three days ago. He always demanded to be alone at the mansion and he is constantly running around Smashville for a sign of her. I even heard that yesterday he yelled at his own younger selves for asking why it was so important.
About two days later he's still very persistant on finding Zelda. Roy had decided to come along to humor him (he was always very mild mannered) on his next search. Ike came along to watch Roy (and make sure he didn't set anything on fire), with ultimately led me to go along to watch Ike (to make sure that he didn't set anything on fire).
"Don't you think it's time to face facts?" Ike asked. Link ignored him, still walking. He seemed very focused on this, and very saddened in my opinion.
"Look!" He suddenly told us, as we halted. What made him stop all of a sudden? I looked up to see another swordsman from our fight with Tabuu! It noticed us and started running.
"HEY! STOP!" Link yelled, chasing after him. We followed him. The swordsman made a right turn into a dark ally and into a dead end. Link quickly siezed the small man's sword and pulled it away. "I want to know some answers!" He yelled.
In the spirit, Ike decided to ask first. "Why were you helping us?"
I joined in. "Who are you?"
Link gazed furiously into the swordsman's eyes. "And where is Zelda?!"
Also, in the spirit, Roy decided to butt in. "And what did you eat for lunch last Tuesday?!" Ike punched him in his face for being so stupid as Roy wimpered. The swordsman smirked. "All will be revealed..." He did not show any fear from Link's angry gaze. "But until then, I will leave you one clue..." The swordsman disappeared in a tornado, leaving a buisness card on the ground. Link picked it up and read outloud:
Bredigan's Electricity, the Ultimate technicians
On Smash Street
We are the technicians of the Future
"I think this must mean..." Roy said (quietly at first) "EPIC JOURNEY!!!"
Roy's POV
We all were in the FE room (Master Hand decided to organize our rooms by series). Marth stared out the window, looking as if he was thinking. Ike was sleeping like a lazy couch potato (I hope he isn't reading this, or else I'll become a red mess all over the floor!) and Link furi... Furry... Uhh, somethingly pacing across the room. I was sharpening mah good ol' Falchion! He is so very precious of to me! I loves him! Infact, there was this one time where-
"OWIE!"
"I thought we told you to STOP narrorating outloud!"
"But I don't know what button to press to make sure no one hears me but the reader!"
"QUIT BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!!"
"OWIE!! You didn't have to take that sword and stuff it in my chest!"
"Ahh, it'll heal. It's the blue button."
"Thanks."
Can you hear me?
... AWESOME! Now then, let's continue on.
"Fortunately for us, the building is right across the street." Marth said, pointing out the window to a sky scraper made entirely out of glass. In huge bold letters, it said "Bredigan's Electricity"
"You know, If a kid were to hit it with a baseball, the whole thing will tumble down." I remarked. Link got up to see the huge shiny building.
"I bet the Master Sword that Zelda's there, and I'm going there." He walked towards the door. However Marth quickly got back his attention. "But did you forget? Master Hand told us that the runaway smasher Poke'mon are in a cave not too far from here. He gave us a really important task to go get the poke'mon back out."
"Look," Link said, grabbing his sword. "As much as I care about the poke'mon as you, I have a more important task." He was about to leave before Ike seized his arm.
"We know you like Zelda. But you know what happens when someone fails a mission from Master Hand..."
I remembered clearly, unlike anything else in my life. It involved Crazy Hand and a wooden paddle. The evil wooden paddle!
"I don't care if that paddle will be on fire!" Link said.
"That can be arranged." Ike replied. Marth had another "Here goes another arguement again" face.
"You're crazy!"
"Look who's talking!"
"And you go there again!"
"Well at least I'm not some crazy elf boy who has a completely overrated game series!"
A large mouthy arguement filled the air. Call it sickening, but I found it mind numbing... Is that good?
"SHUT UP!!" Link finally yelled. "They took the one I care about! You guys don't seem to understand! I'm going in that facility and nothing you guys say is going to stop me!" Link stomped out of the door and to the facility. The red in Ike's face drained.
"Maybe he's got a point..." He said in de... dee... defe... defeat! Yeah, that's it....
At that moment, Pit came through the door. "What happened? I heard something about Link and you fighting and then he stomped out the door." Marth made a small grin. "Can you help us out with something? We're one person short."
Ike's POV
The Poke'mon cave was a bit south of Smashville. It only took us 10 minutes to get there by foot. Obviously Sonic could have made it in 2 seconds. It was up to Roy, Marth, Pit, and your's truely in order to find Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff. The Red's Pokemon were luckily still with him, and Master Hand paid a few Poke'mon Rangers to fish up new Poke'mon for the Poke'ball items. Master Hand however, decided to split legendaries among the smashers to find. I heard that Kirby, Young Link, and Lucas were in charge of finding Articunno. Sucks to be them.
But even if we did free these Poke'mon, we would still be missing Zelda, Ganondorf, King Dedede, Meta Knight, and Nana.
"Stop. We're here." Marth said. It was big cave, but the hole was only big enough to barely fit Bowser in. "Okay, all in favor of shoving Roy face-first to see what's in there say 'I.'"
"I"
"I"
"I"
"Eye! Wait, what?!"
We siezed his arms and shoved Roy into the dark cave. We waited for a response. "It's cool in here! Check it out!"
We croched to get in as we gazed upon the inside of it. This cave wasn't really dark either. Apparently it looks like the place was lit by something or someone, as there was light coming from seemingly nowhere. It was a huge place. There were rock formations of notable Poke'mon like Charizard, Snorlax, and even Pikachu. Stalagmites (just as a reminder, stalagmites are on the ground and stalagtites are on the ceiling) littered the area. Stalagtites were also on the ceiling. It was beautiful place, as even diamond clusters were stuck in walls as if it was for decoration. The cave was very beautiful. I wish I brought my camera. We gazed upon the huge structure in amazement.
We walked for a bit in the huge cave. Unlike most caves, it wasn't a narrow passageway. It was a huge baseplate. Roy looked around. "Guys, I think I just saw a rock move."
Marth looked around. "Roy, how many times have we been through this? Rocks are not evil creatures from Hell who want to eat your soul and leave your body for the buzzards." He sighed as we continued walking. Roy nudged him again. "I'm telling you, these rocks are moving!" Marth sighed again. "Rocks are not going to eat you. Do we need to have 'The Talk' again?" Roy whimpered, as he sulked. I looked back at where Roy pointed. It squinted to observe the rock. Nothing strange. I shrugged it off and contiued to catch up. We eventually came across a cliff. On the other side, another rock platform.
"How do we do this?" Marth asked. Pit smirked. "Simple. We just do this!" He kicked Marth all the way to the other side of the land. Actually, in truth, I think it would only take up a double jump from Mario to make it to the other side. "What was that for?!" Marth yelled. Suddenly, several stalagtites fell from the ceiling and trapped Marth after making a perfect circle around him.
"Looks like the sound alone will be able to set off the booby traps." I commented. Roy laughed outloud. "You said 'booby!'" Pit punched Roy for being immature.
I jump to the other side and tried slashing away the stalagtites around Marth. However at the very first swipe, another few stalagtites trapped me as well. "Oh boy! It's my turn now!" Roy jumped across as Pit tried to stop him. Roy landed on the other side and tried freeding Marth as well, but was trapped. "Yay! Now I'm just like them!"
Pit facepalmed. "Great. I guess I should use my arrows from a distance to free you guys." He fired a few arrows, however, suddenly a Geodude rammed right into Pit, making him fall into the cliff, SCREAMING!!
"NO!" I yelled. However, my "cage" was too small, and I could not move without bumping into the rock. Same with Roy's and Marth's. More Geodudes piled up to watch. If losing the only person that could free us wasn't bad enough, it wasn't! After I yelled, it sent a vibration to reveal that behind us was a HUGE boulder heading right for us!
"DAMMIT!" I yelled, watching in horror as a 20 foot tall boulder continued to roll towards us. Marth was looking at the Geodudes, who started to "cheer" by grunting and pumping their arms into the air.
Is this the end for our heroes? Where is Link? Will the next chapter of this fanfiction be its last? All these questions and more answered in-
"SHUT UP ROY!!" I yelled in frustration.
DUN DUN DUN!! Another Cliffhanger for you people! I just like being evil like that. And yeah, Roy talking outloud and people yelling at him is indeed going to be a running gag. Don't worry Roy fans, he'll eventually get a few chapters all to himself. So anyways, this fiction will be frequently updated, because it's fun to write, and each chapter is like 2000 words, so I can be able to write them fast. And even after they find the Poke'mon, the story will continue from what Link's been doing. And it won't end there either.
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