Hi everyone welcome back in this portion we will be interviewing Riley. Your interviewer will be Bob, and the cameraman is Tim. Again anytime Tim or Bob are speaking is will be like this:
Bob: So tell us about when you moved to Woodcrest.
Ok, enjoy!
Bob: So Riley to start our interview I'd like to ask you about the night that you were on your way to Woodcrest.
"Oh anyway dat shit started dis way you see we were in the car know what im sayin and I was like...
"Ay Granddad we there yet, man I'm hungry"
"Boy shut up before I knock your ass out this car"
"But I'm hungry"
"Then eat one of them goldfish in there"
"But I saw a ant on it"
"You know what yall the most ungrateful children I ever seen in my life"
"You want him to eat the dirtiest thing this car, Granddad that's nasty"
"I knew right from the start that taken you kids in would have been a bad idea, I should be in Hawaii by now wearin a grass skirt and dancing with those girls"
"A grass skirt? dats gay"
"Well that's not gonna happen so you might as well buy us some edible food"
"Boy I don't know who you are talkin to but you better get your act together"
"GRANDDAD, YOU WANT US TO EAT SOME NASTY OLD GOLDFISH"
"YOUR UNGRATEFUL"
"Well it's not my fault that your cheap"
"Oh he shouldn't had said dat, Heuy bout to get his ass whipped, I got to see dis"
"You know what I'm not gonna beat ya"
"What"
"I mean your 14, you had a bad day yesterday, and I just wanna say that no matter what you do I still love you"
"Dats gay"
'Riley be quiet before I knock you out this car while its still movin'
"See I don't find it right how come everytime I say somethin I always get my life threatened or I'm abused, you know what I'm callin social services you I need to report you"
"Riley shut your dumb ass up"
Anyway I was like I know dis nigga did not just call me a Bitch so-
Bob: Were you aware that Your brother doesn't like it when you call him a "nigga"
I don't care what that nigga don't like shit he can go some where
Bob: So your saying you don't care about your brother's feelings
Yeah
Bob: … You are the devil
Ay that's one of my street names
Bob: …. Tim cut this interview down 10 minutes I don't want to talk to him anymore just get him out of my face
Ay nigga dis some bull shit I aint even say nothing you know what I'll be out, I cant believe this nigga he gonna cut MY interview short, I mean I could understand if dis nigga cut Huey's interview short cause that nigga is gay and I cant even stand talking to the nigga, but mine I cant believe this shit aint dis a bitch
Bob: Anyway next time we will be interviewing Robert J. Freeman A.K.A. Granddad, see you next time
