Vampires unite!
Omg! U will nevrw gess what just hapined. So I went to alice's house and then the volturi showed up and attacked Edward and omg it was like sacry and we ran to Canada and then we spkoe french to the peoples. And then the voltuir found uz agin and I got takne away form ali and we wnt to itlaty on a plane and aro lime is REaLLY scarylike and I wus confuzzlead. So then jane tryde her power on me and I killed hre. Yay! And then eddiw saved me!!!! And rose sed i wsa ded but i wasn't and eddy almsot killed imsef!!! But i saved hmi! YYa!
The EnD!!!