I couldn't include this in the last chapter because of formatting. -Aurora
Disclaimer: I own nothing. All of it belongs to brilliant Stephenie Meyer.
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DISCO RULES
1. Wearing clothes from decades other than the 1960's confuses other patrons.
2. "Inside voices" must be used at all times.
3. Public displays of affection must be limited.
4. No singing.
5. Real names must be used at all times.
6. Helen, the owner, must be obeyed at all times.
7. Changing your mind nonstop about which song to request to the DJ, while thinking loudly, while feeling extreme emotion is expressly forbidden.
8. Human food is to be eaten by humans.
9. "Your mom" jokes aren't to be told at all. Also, you are not to invent "Your dad" jokes.
10. As far as Helen and the patrons of the disco are concerned, we are not vampires. Under no circumstances may they be enlightened. We also don't have special powers as far as they know. This should stay this way.
11. You aren't Jesus.
12. You aren't God.
13. You aren't dead.
14. Jasper and Rosalie are twins. Emmett, Edward and Alice are siblings. Carlisle and Esme are their adopted parents. Bella is Edward's girlfriend. No one should be informed otherwise.
15. Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett will be sophomores in college after summer break, come home for a visit. Alice, Edward, and Bella will be freshmen in college after summer break. No one should be informed otherwise.
16. If, for any reason, Helen has thrown any member of the family out of the disco, that family member is not allowed to come back, in a disguise or not.
17. You don't "pwn" anyone or anything.
18. Bella isn't pregnant, and no one should be informed otherwise.
19. If, for any reason, someone at the disco is in a panic, pointing at them and yelling "Panic! At The Disco" will not be tolerated.
20. Dancing is fine. Bad, strange, lap, professional, loud, dirty, and/or drunken dancing is not.
21. Quoting from children's books is forbidden.
22. Quoting from French movies is forbidden.
23. Using any language other than English is forbidden. If you are asked to say something in another language, say "How are you?" in Spanish and be done with it.
24. Talking to other patrons about Edward and Bella's love life embarrasses Bella, ticks off Edward, and annoys whoever it is you're talking to.
25. Every rule on this page, including this one, must be followed at all times. There are no exceptions to any of these rules.
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A/N Again, for formatting reasons, I can't put any more of what happens next into this short, short chapter. The next one will be up before long.
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