i desided 2 writ thes chaptar to file spas 2 buldup too tha churleaten triots wich r gunna be in the nex vhspter.

So….much….red…..

Sara REALLY needs to learn how to use SpellCheck or at least learn how to spell. The amount of words spelt wrong is just ridiculous.

i haev sum stuf planed 2 taht chaptor but i wnat 2 beldup suspants so ull wondar if Mikada welk be a cherledur or nut.

We know she's both a nut and going to be a cheerleader.

CHA[ 3 TEH SCIENTOLOGY CALSS

Scientology class?

That like a mix of regular science with added emphasis on Biology?

Makasas secant perod clas was teh sians clas adn seh was nervus becuz in midul skul she had a siuns teecher who was that comandur guy witha berd who tred 2 shit Arin wen he turd in2 a tyrion the furst tim in teh sho expect he didnt do that in tehs storey becuz its a altranet unevurs abd in thes unavers hes a medal skol sians teechur insted offa miltrary comendor gyu

I…Can't even come up with a joke. To much is misspelt.

Her spelling has actually gotten worse between this story and her Super Smash Bro's one. It's hard to come up with jokes about it when it's hard to make out what she says.

but he wuz evan wors in thes storey becuz he tred to teech pepol evulushun adn he recantly got marred 2 Micasas mitul skul englash teechur Hadji Zoy who was a gud teecher

Okay. Teachers HAVE to teach evolution, it's a requirment. And WHAT?! HANJI MARRIED HIM?! THE FUCK?!

Have you noticed she's basically altering the personalites of every characters and is using them to mirror her own life? Mikasa is Sara, Annie is Lauren, Hange is Tiffany, I guess that science teacher is Johnson.

and pritty and desarved beeter. Mikoga was worred that her hi scul scinse teechur wod be liek the comandur guy who isnt a comender hes a mitul skul sianse teecher. She want into teh clas and sitted nex 2 Arin becuz he wuz in teh clas 2.

I wonder if she ships ErenXMikasa. I don't get why she would ship ReinerXMikasa though. Reiner is revealed to be kind of a douche later.

"I taked 2 Armen and she cam up witha plane 2 prov that Aney is a lyar. me an Armon and Krita r gunna trey ot 4 been cherledurs" Mekasa sed.

"Yeah, I don't care. I'm to focused on my insane and savage desire to KILL ALL THE TITANS!"

"Thats egret idea!" Aron sed!
"And becuz Petyr doesnt let lesbans in2 cherledur skwad everone wil no im not a lesban!" Mikaza sed.

I don't think Petra can do that just because of sexuality.

tehn Aney waked in an seh wuz stel laffing evully frum teh lassed chaptar. Mekasa new they had tihs clas togeter evan tho Aney was a sofmor and Mekasa was an fredmam but not becuz Mekasa was stakling her or anethin becuz tahts a lesgban thin 2 do and Meksasa isnt a lesban.

You're only allowed to be lesbian when it comes to Sasha. Go MikasaXSasha!

Aney taked lungert then Miksara 2 get 2 teh clas becuz she probly staped at her looker or watn 2 teh batroom 2 hav lesban sax.

Oh my God *Face Palm* Annie is cold, Annie is calm, Annie does not do quickies in the middle of school. That would be Sara.

a minuet latur the bell runned and teh teechur came. he wuz a oled giuy with a whit moosetash adn no hare.
"helo im Mr Pexus an im ur siens teechur thes yeer" the techur secd "i ned 2 teech u sum thins. frist ofall EVULSHUN IS A LYE! BROCK OBABA IS LYEN 2 U! GOD CRATED THE ERTH SIX THOSAND YERS AGO NUT BILLONS OF YERS AGO!"

*Shoots Mr. Pixis in the face*
Mekasa was soo hapey she finely got a seans teecher who tolded the trooth.

Unlike Sara.
"But evulshun has to be reel its in Pokmons gaem" a stoodent sed.
"Pokmans is evul gaem mad by Bark Obema 2 trek pepul in2 beleev evilushan!" Mr Pixies sed.

POKEMON ISN'T EVEN FROM AMERICA! ARGH! SARA YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER MET!

"u cant teech us tihs in siense clas its agenst the law" Aney sed "im guna tell Borak Omaba and hes guna fier u!"

You go Annie! Woot!

"nut if i giv u ditenshun Miss Leonfart!" Mr Pixar sed handen Aney a ditenshun. Mekasa was so hapey he wuz a reely grate teechur.

She's got a horrible teacher.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Aney sed "and i want 2 be called Ms Lenohart not Miss Leanmart becuz ima lesban femnast!"

Miss and Ms are basically the SAME. FUCKING. THING.

"but i wont do that becuz lesbans and femanests r evul and ima Christen who worsheps Jesas adn God!" Mr Pixus sed.

*Shoots Pixis again* You going to deny Annie what she wants?

he was soch a grate teecher. Mekasa new shed hav a grate tim in siens clas 4 teh furst tim her in lyfe.

Just wait. The Titans will come and you will be eaten and we will be happy.